Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Soft g, short i. Like the things the enemies in DOOM turn into when you shoot them.
Damn I been calling him Kev (Hard G) Guy-bes all this time :story:
It's his fault, he's literally the only person I've ever heard of with that name for some reason.
I know a couple people called Gibbs like the dude from NCIS, he should just spell his name properly, Mr. Jibbs.
 
I was trying to describe amhole Kev to a guy at work and I realized I never found out if Kev is a Gibes with a Hard G or a Jibes like a Jive ass nigga?
Damn I been calling him Kev (Hard G) Guy-bes all this time :story:
It's his fault, he's literally the only person I've ever heard of with that name for some reason.
I know a couple people called Gibbs like the dude from NCIS, he should just spell his name properly, Mr. Jibbs.
I'm pretty sure he said it was pronounced like Gibbs, hard G, silent E.

Edit: Here it is:
I am shocked and saddened to learn that I have been pronouncing Kevin’s last name wrong. I’ll still pronounce it gibe-s though. [A]
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Who Gibes a damn about surname pronunciation? (rimshot)

But seriously, I had no idea it was just some variant of Gibbs (which fits him and his grifting perfectly).
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Gibs is a perfect name for a shameless grifting faggot.
Kev Gibsmedat.
Be even funnier if he was a Hotep.
 
I’m a touch late but I wish people would stop acting like the inheritance was in any way substantial.

- Kevin stated that the amount was enough to cover breast augmentation. I believe him. It was therefore less than 20k. Probably about 10. Enough money that a low income person like himself would brag about it, but not enough to last him more than a few months of frivolous spending.

- Kevin can’t help but spend. Even if it was half a million it would be gone by now; frittered away on plastic toys, fast food, game skins, whatever

- consider what Kevin would buy with an actual substantial inheritance? It wouldn’t just be transformers. He’d get big into a really retarded and expensive collection hobby. a $500 transformer twice per year is nothing compared to what he’d be capable of.

- if the inheritance had been put into a trust to prevent full retardation, he wouldn’t be able to help himself but overshare that he was a trust fund troon and humblebrag about this perceived social status, magnanimously donating to all the chop shop godundmes and then boosting them on Twitter so all the poors could admire an impressive $$ amount next to his name on the list.

- he would have moved off of the tranch to somewhere with stable internet at the earliest opportunity instead of riding it into the ground with everybody else dumb enough to stick around.

Anyways - I think he gets like, I dunno, 1200 in tardbux per month. A portion goes to Penis, a portion goes to kaiser insurance, and the rest goes towards filling the amhole in his heart with plastic nothings. when the balance reaches zero each month, he suffers existentially until the next check.
 
I wish people would stop acting like the inheritance was in any way substantial.

- Kevin stated that the amount was enough to cover breast augmentation. I believe him. It was therefore less than 20k. Probably about 10. Enough money that a low income person like himself would brag about it, but not enough to last him more than a few months of frivolous spending.
Anyways - I think he gets like, I dunno, 1200 in tardbux per month. A portion goes to Penis, a portion goes to kaiser insurance, and the rest goes towards filling the amhole in his heart with plastic nothings. when the balance reaches zero each month, he suffers existentially until the next check.
I think (based on nothing other than his expenditure) that he's getting monthly income from a trust fund, probably set up by his father or funded by his life insurance. $1,200 a month seems high for welfare for someone who isn't disabled, and he buys crap with adandon, with little concern for the future. He's pretty guileless in a lot of ways, but he would know (or Phil would tell him) that boasting about having access to a lot of money or a regular decent income would look bad for such a committed true-and-honest communist, and would attract envious grumbling and lots of begging letters, given his circles.

All just speculation, of course.
 
I think (based on nothing other than his expenditure) that he's getting monthly income from a trust fund, probably set up by his father or funded by his life insurance. $1,200 a month seems high for welfare for someone who isn't disabled, and he buys crap with adandon, with little concern for the future. He's pretty guileless in a lot of ways, but he would know (or Phil would tell him) that boasting about having access to a lot of money or a regular decent income would look bad for such a committed true-and-honest communist, and would attract envious grumbling and lots of begging letters, given his circles.

All just speculation, of course.

I second this.
He appears to have more money than a unemployable dependent like himself should have access to.

That said, I gathered that even if he was getting inheritance or something, it wasn’t especially much.

There is no way he could continue to grift on “behalf of the tranch” for the amount of money he spends on transformers and other insane expenses, so he clearly has some kind of income, no matter how little or much.
 
Kevin is literally the least sexy person I have ever laid eyes upon and that is saying a LOT. I started laughing when I opened that spoiler, it reminds me of this picture:
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Something about the gross wispy hair, the pockmarked face, the weird color of his skin, his fridge body, his granny pussy... how the fuck does anyone find him attractive physically? I'm convinced the only one who truly does is Kevin himself. (Rate me late, idc, I'm still astounded at how one can literally be this unattractive.)
Much like the mangled wounds that are stink ditches, when I opened that picture it was just so beyond unattractive and gross, and unnatural that it didn't even register to me as sexual whatsoever. It took me a second to realize I was looking at his pimply pock marked ass and not his back/shoulders or something.

Also the picture is spot on and I'll never unee it.
 
Kevin has said repeatedly that his interior uses Alloderm. Unless he's using "Alloderm" to refer to a different acellular dermal matrix, it's cadaveric by definition.
I know it's alloderm, I also know this was posted before and discussed. But that's all I know, so I'm not super invested.
 
I know it's alloderm, I also know this was posted before and discussed. But that's all I know, so I'm not super invested.
Article says "Alloderm or similar product," so they're also using it as brand recognition for any kind of acellular dermal matrix. I dunno; it seems dumb that you'd steal skin from alive women, launder it and sell it to a company labeling it as cadaveric tissue, when you could just steal all the skin from a dead person and do the same, but I don't really have a head for business. The living-donor ADMs were used more in penile enlargement, so these ladies indirectly probably did have their stolen skin go to a rich man's sexual satisfaction.
 
As boring as Kevryn is at this point I will say that I am very much looking forward to his moob enlargement. He's got such comical proportions already and adding bolt-ons is just going to make it even better. Can you imagine how impressive his eunuch hump is gonna get when he's got that extra weight on his chest? Can't wait til he fucks up the aftercare and gets nice big scars, on top of the common nerve pain and numb nipples.

The six million (taxpayer) dollar troon. They can heckin' validate him. They can make all his erogenous zones numb.
 
As boring as Kevryn is at this point I will say that I am very much looking forward to his moob enlargement. He's got such comical proportions already and adding bolt-ons is just going to make it even better. Can you imagine how impressive his eunuch hump is gonna get when he's got that extra weight on his chest? Can't wait til he fucks up the aftercare and gets nice big scars, on top of the common nerve pain and numb nipples.

The six million (taxpayer) dollar troon. They can heckin' validate him. They can make all his erogenous zones numb.
Oh lord, the selfies are going to skyrocket after the fake titty surgery, and I can't say I'm looking forward to that. He's gonna say how hecking valid it is to have back pain from his comically oversized fake breasts, that's a guarantee. But they probably will inconvenience him more than anything which is funny to imagine.

Every time I've seen fake breast implants on a man, they never look right, always squarish and mismatched due to the shape of the male chest, is it possible for them to look worse than his chameleon titties already look? Lord, I guess we're gonna find out...
 
Let's imagine a real woman receives a tissue transplant. She might well wonder if her anonymous donor would approve of how she's now making the best of the enhanced, maybe saved life made possible by such a gift. If she imagined her donor would find her unworthy, she'd likely feel guilty.

Kevin however feels thrilled enough to fantasize that as the ideal. Not only does he feel remorselessly entitled to line his amhole with the very skin of a dead or partially flayed person, it's even better for him if he can imagine he got it without consent.
Kevin assuredly prefers his potential, hypothetical or actual victims (he even wants a willing donor to become his victim) to resist so he can blame them for being fash and be justified in violating their consent even more. As an obvious narcissist sociopath, about the one thing about communism to which he actually adheres is the idea that the only consent that matters is his own. Hence, why no, the field troons may not help themselves to the collectively owned Hawaiian Punch inside the manor's castle, this is an anarchocommunist commune!
 
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