Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
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Also, while throwing this piece of shit together in MS Paint (for reals... 8 billion hours!), I couldn't help but notice Drex's shirt:

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Quite probably a dig at @Null, depending on how recent it is. VERY disconcerting, either way. Most dogs are cool. I love German Shepherds.
You ever see those dudes who are obviously turbodorks and they worked out a bunch to try and fix it, but their beta genes still shine through? Drexel is such a pinheaded, skinny necked dweeb lmao. Nice tuffguy face, bud
 
...it's being called a fake lawyer by a relative nobody that seems to be the thing that finally broke him and triggered his narcissistic injury.
Utterly buck broken.
You ever see those dudes who are obviously turbodorks and they worked out a bunch to try and fix it, but their beta genes still shine through? Drexel is such a pinheaded, skinny necked dweeb lmao
Don't forget a fish-eyed fool.
 
It seems like a random guy in the chat got Nick screaming so hard that his voice cracked.

He is pretending about grew up poor.

He is now calling Eric July "racist" against black people because he speaks in "ebonics".

Nick is now admitting that Dick is only doing this for the money after implying last night he may have been legitimately trying to help the charity. Maddox makes Dick money, he says. Eric July also makes Dick money.

Nick claims that Eric July may go to "prison forever", since Eric July said he was not afraid of Riley on Nick Rekieta's show, given what Eric July had previously said about use of force against Riley. (I think he meant to say if something actually happened, but he's too angry to express his thoughts and what he actually said was that July might go to prison forever for what he said.)
 
If this were anyone else I would tell them, log the fuck off. Go to bed and surprise your family early tomorrow with breakfast and a trip to the zoo. None of this online shit matters.

But the ego. The zuperchats! His balls! Practicing lawyers! Black people! He hates drama!
 
"Eric July! I'm not trying to harm you! I'm trying to help you."

Every time he says it I see this in my mind.

Rippa: It’s over Nick, I have the high ground.
Nick: Nigger!
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Nick claims that Eric July may go to "prison forever", since Eric July said he was not afraid of Riley on Nick Rekieta's show, given what Eric July had previously said about use of force against Riley. (I think he meant to say if something actually happened, but he's too angry to express his thoughts and what he actually said was that July might go to prison forever for what he said.)
nick seemed so pleased with himself yesterday. do you think the reality of how his behavior would reflect to people finally hit him once his blood alcohol level dropped?

cause so far he really seems to have broke.

edit: lol what am i saying. he just got his feeling hurt with erics video and is having a tantrum.
 
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Nick is now admitting that Dick is only doing this for the money after implying last night he may have been legitimately trying to help the charity. Maddox makes Dick money, he says. Eric July also makes Dick money.
Nick is literally retarded and nothing he says should be taken seriously. He is just a screaming drunken faggot who says nothing of any merit. He should kill himself.
 
nick seemed so pleased with himself yesterday. do you think the reality of how his behavior would reflect to people finally hit him once his blood alcohol level dropped?

cause so far he really seems to have broke.
No. Nick is fallen into the Ralph vicious cycle where he needs to lean into drama for super chats and views. If he isn't the content, nobody cares. He appears to be doing very well on those two fronts tonight.

I think the practicing lawyer jibe actually got to him. I think he actually thought he was the LawTube Tiger Woods who everyone looked upon as if a god. This is the first real drama since "LawTube" became a thing where many people around him are taking the other person's side.
 
I tuned in for a bit, right to Juju cackling, then they talked about Nick's dick hole and I was out again. I used to watch hours of this man now ten seconds is more than enough.

"Eric July! I'm not trying to harm you! I'm trying to help you."

Every time he says it I see this in my mind.

Yeah but Gandalf is actually a demigod in the setting while Nick is more booze than man these days and is and always has been rather impotent.
 
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I tuned in for a bit, right to Juju cackling, then they talked about Nick's dick hole and I was out again. I used to watch hours of this man now ten seconds is more than enough.
same. its mainly nick whining to his internet dad. as i was about to close out though a superchat came in from someone named jason who compared eric donating comic books and money for charity to hilary clintions charities in haiti.

have fun with your new fans nick.
 
I tuned in for a bit, right to Juju cackling, then they talked about Nick's dick hole and I was out again. I used to watch hours of this man now ten seconds is more than enough.
Went back again to check on the sperg out, but looks like the tantrum is over now that baby got his Dick pacifier. Seemingly Nick was embarrassing Dick enough that he joined to distract him from the pure seething retardation. You can practically hear their hands rubbing together while milking every perceived drama possible for superchats.
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I think the practicing lawyer jibe actually got to him. I think he actually thought he was the LawTube Tiger Woods who everyone looked upon as if a god. This is the first real drama since "LawTube" became a thing where many people around him are taking the other person's side.
Right now this is merely Three Mile Island. Wait until somebody with a subscriber count worth a shit actually starts pushing back hard. That is something that has yet to happen, but is now long overdue. He'll likely go full Chernobyl. Nick's history to date is that his streamer critics have mostly been ankle biters and he's been able to brush them aside easily enough and stay high on his own farts.

I'm thinking Nerdrotic and the FNT/G+G/ME people stepping into the ring would really set him off, but I dunno.

Although, having said all that, I will note July already has a pretty respectable following. More than him now, in fact. That's probably why he's taking this so hard and throwing a tantrum. He's already no longer top dog, and he knows it.

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EDIT: Clarification.
 
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I updated my Hedonism II poster to include some new stuff.
Balldo, Ricardo and Romaine follow each other.
Our Wife follows Ricardo and Romaine.
Romaine follows Our Wife.

They never went to Hedonism II though.
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One burns bridges, but they both burn coal. Climate change is a real issue, Our Wife should stop burning coal. :(
 
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