Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP


Nice try. For reference:

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That comic was in no way about how giving shooters attention is bad, it's about Dobson being annoyed that people expect him to acknowledge recent tragedies. Yet here he is, trying to spin himself into the poor victim who just wanted to share an important message (which coincidentally aligns with Blob's tweets) with the world all along.

If he wanted to make that point, why didn't he get off his lazy ass and make a comic about it for once?
 
Looking at the thumbnails, it seems to be five of the six people were female. I have no doubts Dobson likes that (:_(


He probably has no issues with cops being denied service and treated like crap (along with being shot at) :mad:
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/182648444-story

That happened around where I live and all I can think of is: What do they want? Do they want the police to not go into their neighborhoods? Or worse, do they want the police... privatized? Isn't that against their black socialism?

Sorry, I know this is a dobson thread...

Yes, it's always lesbians with him. All the damn time. FOREVER.
 
Are you actually going to start with this, Dobson? Like really?

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Dobson is far-removed from black as he can be. Why even bring this up if he's not even aware of why BLM people are hated?

It's not like those guys are extremists who expect people to forgive them for slavery and give them anything they want. For all we know, the guy was probably harassing the cashier to the point of threatening violence if he didn't get free food.

have you forgoten? we won. we ruined his drive to draw
I'm still amazed he hasn't lost his drive to tweet about pointless shit. Considering the shit he's been through on twitter and all.
 
I wonder how would Dobson react if someone told him "I'm on BLM. I demand a free commission from you."

You've nailed the ultimate ironic response to what would otherwise be a typical-Dobson-soapboaxing moment -- much like his comics, assembled pretty slapdash, unnecessarily difficult to understand the point of and otherwise instantly forgettable -- but..

But..

Holy fucking shit, Dobson has created an actual "if it weren't for my horse" moment.

What the actual fuck does any of this actually mean? I mean, the comment he's reporting HAS to be real because it *begins* like exactly the sort of made up shit the extreme right #MAGA people would invent. "Some fucking hippie came into my Subway just now and demanded a free sandwich because he supports #BLM", etc. It's the political opposite of the tumblr style posts that end with everyone on the bus standing up an applauding, yaknow? And there's no way in hell Dobson would be backing the anti-BLM crowd with this sort of propaganda.

So.. it happened? But. But. But what does THAT even mean? Like, I know like at Sept 11, and I mean like, immediately during the actual Sept 11 event, it was reported that some Subway or something said to a cement-dust covered FDNY dude asking for bottled water for all his workers "That'll be $30" and everyone in the entire goddamn country fucking flipped out and said WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SOUL-SHATTERING TRAGEDY HERE, HOW DARE YOU CHARGE THESE HEROES FOR WATER. Like, whether or not you agree with that logic, you can understand the community outrage. But this is worlds.. WORLDS.. removed from that.

I mean, even if the story was [CURRENT YEAR] "Hi, I'm a regular firefighter and because my job requires me to take risks I'd like a free Subway"(1) it would still be like "haha what? no, get the fuck out of there". It's not even plausible if the person was "hey i volunteer with helping the homeless, where's my free Subway?". You know who gets free Subway? People with Subway coupons. And that's basically it.

Even if you recast the whole #BLM current matter as an actual crisis on the actual horrifying and immediate terms of Sept 11 (as opposed to "aw shit, they shot another black guy, we gotta fucking fix this whole goddamn mess, somehow, right?"), how would a #BLM person suitably identify themselves as a #BLMer? "Here's a screenshot of some hashtags I've used, now where's my free Subway?"

It makes no fucking sense, and it apparently happened. Because I can't imagine why Dobson would want to portray BLMers as selfish clueless people *and* while holding that view, he wants to be seen to be supporting them.

I'm not trying to be funny, does this make even a goddamn lick of sense to anyone? Are there any groups of people who either by career or affiliation that are known to demand free food from restaurants? Is it a thing?

(1) - minor real world example where this actually happens is more of a reverse solicitation whereby fast food restaurants offer free food to cops because it means the cops are more likely to hang out around there and thus make the area safer. That's nothing like what's apparently happening above, though.
 
Dobson is too much of a pussy to demand anything in person ever.
He's only bold when he can hide behind a monitor, where he can fling his vitriol and smug bullshit from the comfy confines of his mother's basement without fearing to be punched in the teeth.
Take that away from him and you got yourself a guy who crumples like a paper sack at any form of opposition.
 
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If I were depressed, an animated gif of Dobson putting a shotgun in his mouth and kicking the trigger might cheer me up a bit.
I think that just imagining buying a gun would be enough to make Dobson wet his pants with terror. He'd have to go to a place where paragons of "toxic masculinity" hang out, in person, without his blocklist! In fact, I don't credit Dobson with the guts or initiative to commit suicide at all, unless you consider eating at McDonald's every day and never exercising to be slow suicide.
 
I think that just imagining buying a gun would be enough to make Dobson wet his pants with terror. He'd have to go to a place where paragons of "toxic masculinity" hang out, in person, without his blocklist! In fact, I don't credit Dobson with the guts or initiative to commit suicide at all, unless you consider eating at McDonald's every day and never exercising to be slow suicide.
If Dobson ever got close to a weapon, I would expect something like this.
 
I know barely anything about guns, but I know that you should never point them at a living being until you mean to shoot.

Knowing Dobson I can easily imagine him swinging a loaded firearm around or shooting himself in the foot. I don't think he's able to handle a gun with the proper care.
 
I know barely anything about guns, but I know that you should never point them at a living being until you mean to shoot.

Knowing Dobson I can easily imagine him swinging a loaded firearm around or shooting himself in the foot. I don't think he's able to handle a gun with the proper care.
Dobson can't even handle a pencil, even though he's been using them for decades.
 
Are you actually going to start with this, Dobson? Like really?

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Weird thing is, Dobson told everyone how he actually moved from a city because "some people are racists" but he's perfectly okay with eating at places where he thinks workers are racist.
I guess food IS a bigger priority to him than living. :lol:
 
Of course he doesn't approve of this update. Not enough lesbians.

Glad this Schutztaffle or whatever phase is over. Amiibear I can spell.
 

I know Dobsons art "quality" is a well-trodden topic, but this comic is interesting in that he Apes another comics art style, and still has simple mistakes that would require nearly zero work to fix. Panel ten really bugs me, in that, to make a more appealing panel would require less work, something imminently appealing to Dobby no doubt. I made a lousy edit to show off what I mean:
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Removing the Rapp-like Eyebags from panel 10 greatly increases visual consistency between the other panels. by removing the eyes themselves, Dobson appears a wise-sage, dispensing knowledge...no doubt how dobson views himself. Both require less "Art".


Also, some panels have 5 fingers, and some have 3.
 
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