Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Quick. Somebody ask him about Hedonism II.

"It's nawt TRRRUUUUUUUUUUUU."

[hog hollering]
I think it is ackshually YEEEEEEEW who went to Hedonism TEEEEEEWWWW!

Nick: "1. Josh is AFRAID to go against the narrative that's being discussed on Kiwi Farms; 2. He is afraid of the people that he has to rely on for donations"

What a dumb drunk faggot liar. If anything the forum is afraid of nool.

 

[newuser131]

APOLOGIZE View attachment 5373512

a strip mall lawyer has a practice with clients. rekieta doesn't even practice. nick is below the strip mall lawyer on the pecking order.

Segued into a long aside about being an honorary black man because he spent part of his childhood in Houston.

what is more pathetic: a wigger or a hipster thinking he has "street cred" because he has one black friend?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGAH. HE SAYS IT THREE TIMES!!!

@Null PLS add WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGAH in the thread's title.

PrACTiCInG LAwYEr:

 

[mitro]

ALERT ALERT
Eric July reads Rekieta's recent tweets. N-bombs are dropped.
It's about 1 hour and 12 minutes into the stream.

EDIT: He usually makes these livestreams members-only once they end, in case someone wants to clip it.
EDIT 2: He's still going off. It's so over, Rekietabros.
EDIT 3: CAPTAIN CUMMINGS makes a cameo, calling out July!

Elissa clipped the beginning of the July rant.

Full Rippa stream from Thursday here in case anyone wants to look for anything else of value.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick: "1 Pippa's fans are retarded and assholes; 2. Pippa's management are soulless and draining the talent dry."

Nick is soulless and is draining endless bottles and black dicks dry.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Vito, TheLeadAttorney, Steve Gosney, Lofti Pixils, Law&Lumber & Uncivil Law in YT chat.

Was hoping TheLeadAttorney would be one of the lawtubers who would distance himself from Nick.

Don't know much about him, but I enjoyed his perspective when Nick, Drex and TLA did a full night stream last fall before Nick went full retard.

I guess his stories about him traveling to rural Mexico for sex tourism as a black unicorn were probably a little sus in hindsight.

 

[Sewer Rat]

WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGAH. HE SAYS IT THREE TIMES!!!
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@Null PLS add WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGAH in the thread's title.

I'm still amazed at how Null nailed the characterization of Rekieta, every single clip posted is proof, Nick would insult, say the most retarded and horrible shit about a person, say how they are stupid and wrong, but always end it with "I want to help you, Im not trying to hurt you, I want you to suceed"

 

[wilji1090]

Am I tweaking or does Nick also fall into a thing where he’ll thump his chest and act like King Kong talking shit about someone and then when that person pulls up, he acts like a fucking Walmart greeter?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm still amazed at how Null nailed the characterization of Rekieta, every single clip posted is proof, Nick would insult, say the most retarded and horrible shit about a person, say how they are stupid and wrong, but always end it with "I want to help you, Im not trying to hurt you, I want you to suceed"

That kind of slimy snake shit is even more repulsive than just being openly aggro.

Am I tweaking or does Nick also fall into a thing where he’ll thump his chest and act like King Kong talking shit about someone and then when that person pulls up, he acts like a fucking Walmart greeter?

That's pretty much his go-to strategy, like everyone hasn't figured it out already. I can't imagine having to deal with this abusive DARVO piece of shit on a daily basis. No wonder Kayla is nuts.

I don't even know who he thinks he's fooling with this shit. I guess absolute knuckle-dragging retards like CGoody.

 

[RotPockets]

That's pretty much his go-to strategy, like everyone hasn't figured it out already. I can't imagine having to deal with this abusive DARVO piece of shit on a daily basis. No wonder Kayla is nuts.

 

[Sock Cucker]

I can't quote, but I feel like Kurt's 2$ superchat was poking at Nick. Sounds like some bullshit advice he gave Kurt, and Kurt is throwing back in his face.

Denounce denouncing sounds like Nick, not Kurt.

 

[Captain Manning]

WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGAH. HE SAYS IT THREE TIMES!!!
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@Null PLS add WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGAH in the thread's title.

Now wait a minute here!

Is he suggesting Texas's property defense law doesn't apply if you are leasing or renting the property?

Because five minutes on Google, looking at the statute in question, seems to suggest he's full of shit even on this point. I'm not even sure leasing or renting kicks you down to a third-person, and you wouldn't be treated as if you were the actual property owner. After all, that would kinda fuck a lot of people who live in apartments in Texas.

In any event, here's what it says about third-person defense:

Fucking hell Nick, you are such a dishonest dipshit. If you are so scared that Riley is gonna get ventilated, maybe you should lay into him, and not the black comic book guy who is being harassed by one of Dick's fat pet retards. Once again, get Dick's dick out of your mouth. It makes you barely intelligible.

I'm embarrassed I once thought this guy gave decent legal takes.

 

[PaladinBoo]

It is amazing to me how Nick is speed running the destruction of his career. Eric July had two of the largest GoFundMe's for his comics. He is getting comic book legends to help him and work for him. He is also good friends with Nerdrotic who, by the end of the year, is going to have 1 million subs and whose videos nearly always get close to a million views. Nick pissed away all the good graces he had with people who would have helped grown his channel just to get in the good graces of Juju the Cow and his whack pack. Only a wet brained retard degenerate would do this.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

As I recall, Eric said the complex or whatever had armed security implying it would be armed security ventilating Riley, not him. Therefore, it doesn't fucking matter if Eric is or isn't scared of Riley.

It's weird his office/warehouse has armed security. Almost all of those places just have normal unarmed security that can't do anything more than tell you to go away and call the cops.

Source: Former security.

 

[Pizdec]

We've never had a direct relationship but we've both been around a while. My memory is like 30% on Flamenco but if I had to try and sum it up, Flamenco has tried to be nice to me and I've never liked him. I didn't try and rehabilitate his image when he was at his peak with the Vtuber news shit and he still holds a grudge against me for it. But it's really fuzzy, I don't remember much except his starbucks giftcards on /soc/.

I mean you have more then a fair reason to dislike him. He's into Lolicon. He puts up this annoying facade of a flight attendant who hates your fucking guts but has to be nice for that EZ paycheck. I think the only reason he doesn't go full ragepig is because he'd bring in more attention to his thread and how much he likes prolapsing assholes.

I do recall that even Ralph hated him as a replacement co-host from day one. Even Ralph, hopped on barbiturates and Xanax, saw through the annoying bullshit artistry that Flamenco puts up.

 

[East_Clintwood]

If anything the forum is afraid of nool.

As we should be. He's a man slobbermutt of focus, commit and sheer fucking will 'tism.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Speaking of which, I wonder how that ethics complaint is going.

No action that I've seen. That said, Rekieta bros, I don't feel so good...

Spoiler: Something to watch

Attorney Detail

https://archive.ph/jGi5U

Odd timing, assuming it's always October 1st for him, I'll assume he was 3 days late last year.

 

[200MB]

I'm probably going to be clipping this stream in batches over the next few days, since there's so much here. But this clip couldn't wait.

 

[Love Machine]

All you had to do nick was keep it in the bedroom

 

[zimzam88]

All you had to do nick was keep it in the bedroom

and put down the bottle once and awhile (to somewhere besides his anus).

What a trashfire he's become