Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
If you look at the comments of Elissa's videos, there are people who still like to claim Null is noseguarding.
That's TiC levels of obsessive retardation. You'd have to be nuts to think that.

Just because he isn't calling him a drunk stupid faggot cocksucking snake retard asshole every post doesn't mean he's noseguarding.
I'm probably going to be clipping this stream in batches over the next few days, since there's so much here. But this clip couldn't wait.

If you can, some of the clips where he's twitching psychotically like he's in delirium tremens would be nice.
 
Skipped over all the boring Dick stuff and Nick is so fucking pathetic at the end during his little pity party. He’s calling Rippa a faggot while simping over Dick for attacking him. Simultaneously condemning Rippa for defending himself, while playing the victim because Nick feels attacked. The irony is palpable, it’s inexplicably okay for Dick to attack Rippa but Rippa is a faggot for retaliating in anyway, up to and including distancing himself from those that wish to do him harm or endorse said behavior.
 
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That's TiC levels of obsessive retardation. You'd have to be nuts to think that.

Just because he isn't calling him a drunk stupid faggot cocksucking snake retard asshole every post doesn't mean he's noseguarding.
He full on jokes about Nick wanting Eric to fuck his wife in the last MATI.
 
Looking at LOCALS reaction to this drama, and I found some fun posts. Not all related to Eric, but with the LOCALS chat becoming less and less interesting, my bar for inclusion in these summaries is higher:


Actually Funny:

Pred1tor83​
Gay sex is like vegetables... if your forced to try as a kid you won't like either...


They know Nick's credentials and reliability:
reevertoun​
Don’t worry guys. The Minnesotan who spent a few years in Houston is gonna tell you what a real southerner is

reevertoun​
The grift is getting people to buy 1 year memberships then disappearing from locals entirely?
SorryAsHell​
^this

reevertoun​
Trust me guys. Tomorrow the locals day stream is coming

reevertoun​
Haha you idiot. He doesn’t go to locals anymore.

reevertoun​
Dude you literally did the Christian grift for years

Umichelle​
Nick got his feelings hurt over... grifting?
reevertoun​
When someone distances themselves from grifting the grifting really starts. Buckle up

Pred1tor83​
Nick defending his grifting saying he will go to jail, yet misses tons of shows for "family"

TheMildOne​
Yeah I just did it all from my browser and had chat tabs running on my tablet
TheMildOne​
So folks, when Nick says it's hard to stream on vacation... The man has a phone and a tablet same as me


POLICE AFTER ME!
TMFSquid​
Fuck the police
MrStirFry99​
yes. lol
MrStirFry99​
morning squid
TMFSquid​
Sup
MrStirFry99​
what inspired this this morning? besides just police being fags in general
TMFSquid​
I'm mainly saying FTP because those bastards harassed my brother on Tuesday and tried to search the apartment, and now my apartment mysteriously lost out occupancy permit and need to have an inspector come in later today.
MrStirFry99​
that's the police fucking with you. sue them.
MrStirFry99​
sue the city too. whats the basis for the revocation of the occupancy permit? HOW did they come to that conclusion?
TMFSquid​
If the cops show up with the city inspector, then I will sue them, otherwise, it's on my brother for now
MrStirFry99​
dont let them in. the Police have no right to be present inside the building just because the inspectors wants them.
MrStirFry99​
fuck the police.
TMFSquid​
I'm not sure it was revoked, all I was told was the apartment somehow fucked it up, and even though the permit was valid in April, they don't have it.
TMFSquid​
Oh absolutely, if I'm awake for it. I'll record it just in case
MrStirFry99​
cops around here dont fuck around. thats because there are 6 local cops, and the local sheriff and everyone knows them and everyone knows exactly where they live as well. that tends to keep your police in line when they know they can not hide.
TMFSquid​
Well, the basis for them wanting to search the apartment was because they think that my brother chilling in his truck to smoke a few cigarettes right after coming home from work is suspicious and they tried getting him to admit he was waiting for a drug dealer
MrStirFry99​
dont drink and drive and general dont act like a nigger and you'll never see them
TMFSquid​
Fuck these faggots. If they show up, I'm submitting an official complaint and will get in touch with a lawyer to sue
MrStirFry99​
well, unless they have a warrant, they cant search the grounds, or home. they cant even shine their flashlights in the window. the presumptive license to tresspass (knock and talk) only allows that, to knowck on the door. I cant come to your house and shine a light in your windows as part of knocking on the door to talk, neither can police.
TMFSquid​
You would think they would have learned their lesson after getting fucked because of the proximity to Ferguson, which although was bullshit, they supposedly cleaned up the department
TMFSquid​
Yeah they were phishing for info because they are giant faggots
SUPER6​
@RekietaLaw I was catching up on your earlier livestream and you need to have Metatron on Direct. Dude's honest as they come and one of the few people I give money to.
TMFSquid​
He sleeping lol
MrStirFry99​
yeah. i was gonna say, he wont be in here til tonights stream, if there is one.
SUPER6​
I know and I don't care.
TMFSquid​
I don't mean to rant in here, but that shit just pissed me off with what the cops did
MrStirFry99​
cops are terrible people in general
TMFSquid​
Yeah sometimes
SUPER6​
Sometimes you draw a very short straw and get that guy dealing with you. You try mitigate your number of cop interactions by avoiding being sus but sometimes you have no dice.
SUPER6​
It's about the same as dying to some rando disease
MrStirFry99​
dont do stupid shit, with stupid people, in stupid places.
SUPER6​
Yeah ofc you try not to and that generally raises your odds of survival
SUPER6​
But it's still a dice roll every hour of the day
MrStirFry99​
yup. we had the cops come here a few weeks ago. it was for legit reasons (had to block the end of the driveway for about an hour for line repair.) but it was still just nerve wracking. dogs just going nuts. If a fireman walks in to a party, people think, "oh no, is someone hurt?". Wehn police walk into a party people think "Oh no, who are they going to fuck with"
MrStirFry99​
wracking? racking? rackets-ing?
SUPER6​
Wracking is correct
SUPER6​
Nerve-wracking
SUPER6​
I like the term mind-wracking
SUPER6​
And yes, it's scary
SUPER6​
I was sus just for a routine license check stop in ZA... because we've heard of impersonation cases as well
SUPER6​
They impersonate and the hijack... luckily I live much further away from where that shit was reported. Also here we have traffic officers and police as 2 separate entities
SUPER6​
And police have no jurisdiction on the road whatsoever
 

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The stream was nearly 7 hours but I am clipping and writing up a summary of the hour of the stream I found most hilarious. Should be done in a bit. I don't think I'm going to clip the whole Dick segment but there was a few tidbits of information that are worth clipping.

Null openly says Nick has literal brain damage from drinking himself retarded. How the fuck is that guarding?
The common thread linking TiC and these other people in Elissa's comment section is that they were pissed off at some specific thing in CG.

I really don't care to know what exactly they were mad at Null not calling Rekieta out for, but it's probably something to do with comics.

Dick's fans appear to also have showed up in Elissa's comments as well, so some of the comments might actually be from them instead.
 
Null openly says Nick has literal brain damage from drinking himself retarded. How the fuck is that guarding?
since the Eric July drama reignited with the Riley stuff, Elissa's channel was raided with Dick's viewers, you can see in every video Vito is there in the comments, and you have very retardedly named accounts supporting him and Masterson, some spam bunnies, get deleted, but yeah, Juju's viewers are in various comments sections
 
Can we all take a minute to appreciate the fact the supposed stupid angry black Neanderthal put out a nearly 8 minute video discussing this, and Nick the wigger retorted with a stream where he chimps out for nearly SEVEN... FUCKING... HOURS?

I've seen my share of call outs and response videos on Youtube in my time but, WHO DOES THIS?!? How is this sane and/or healthy?

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Can we all take a minute to appreciate the fact the supposed stupid angry black Neanderthal put out a nearly 8 minute video discussing this, and Nick the wigger retorted with a video where he chimps out for nearly SEVEN... FUCKING... HOURS?

I've seen my share of call outs and response videos on Youtube in my time but, WHO DOES THIS?!? How is this sane and/or healthy?

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Honestly, Rekieta deserves some sort of medal. Not even Warski and PPP could drag out an eight minute clip for almost seven whole hours.

In fairness, the pre-Rumble portion was dedicated to the "Denounce anyone" gimmick, so I guess it was closer to 6 hours.
 
Rumble commentor GameCaller is a legend.
MOST RAGE SO FAR!!!
Nick's $17.50 vs $13 rant part 10(?), with more faggots, and nigguhs, also Eric is dumb and committed fraud in the eyes of IRS.


Also, Nick doesn't want you to forget that Eric is a cool dude, he didn't committed fraud, and ERIC IS ALSO A RACIST.
 
He frankly doesn't even strike me as that inarticulate, just pissed off, which he has every right to be under the circumstances.
Right. Let's unpack the facts from July's perspective.

July's position re. trespassing and the charity pricing should have been clearer but he's not wrong in feeling harassed (personally and perhaps legally). What we know as far as I can piece together:
  1. 2 Internet (in)famous lolcows (Vito & Masterson) aggressively go after July and his business. Dick openly admitted that last night. Then, TWO of their minions go after him.

  2. AbtuseKnome writes the charity and alleges fraud. Dick and Vito have admitted to knowing him. Dick then doubles down and calls the charity himself.

  3. Riley, a former booking producer for Dick (per Null), then lurks on July's property.

  4. Meanwhile, it's TX. These facts would be taken seriously.
Restraining order, anyone? Cease and desist? I'm not a lawyer but both seem reasonable.

July's misstep was assuming good faith from an alcoholic, vindictive lawyer who spliced, diced, and intentionally misunderstood him at every turn.

July wanted a human conversation for understandable frustration and anger.
 
Am listening to Nick's last marathon stream while I check LOCALS logs and clipping what I think is interesting.

Eric was menacing Nick for months, and they both lied:

~6.24.00 on RUMBLE:





Nick took Dick's word on how bad ISOM was (He did not read it):


~6.26.30 on Rumble


 
Honestly, Rekieta deserves some sort of medal. Not even Warski and PPP could drag out an eight minute clip for almost seven whole hours.
True enough. Every time I've skipped through a Kino Casino stream (emphasis on skipped, as they do tend to drag shit out...), they usually have 3 or 4 topics. Granted, two of those are almost always Ralph and Fuentes, but there's at least some variety.

TBF, I think he covered more of July's clips that just the 8 minute one, but it was all single topic and him losing his shit over said topic. The point is that the supposedly stupid black dude can calmly say in 8 minutes what takes an inebriated Nick six-seven hours to drunkenly slur his way through.

In fairness, the pre-Rumble portion was dedicated to the "Denounce anyone" gimmick, so I guess it was closer to 6 hours.
That's still insane. I couldn't be arsed to watch the whole thing, which is why the clips are so appreciated.

BTW, he's not mad tho. Just FYI. :story:
 
Nick: "1. Josh is AFRAID to go against the narrative that's being discussed on Kiwi Farms; 2. He is afraid of the people that he has to rely on for donations"
Nick: "1 Pippa's fans are retarded and assholes; 2. Pippa's management are soulless and draining the talent dry."
Nick: "1. Eric July's fans are... 2. Eric's Lawyers are..."
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Edit: These are all the clips before the rumble switch. I am taking a break now.
"I know better than your lawyers" while holding up a glass of liquor, surrounded by liquor, and Warhammer dolls just out of sight.

This is almost funnier than if he streamed from inside of a "Gooncave" and tried to claim the same thing.
 
"I know better than your lawyers" while holding up a glass of liquor, surrounded by liquor, and Warhammer dolls just out of sight.

This is almost funnier than if he streamed from inside of a "Gooncave" and tried to claim the same thing.
he shits on every single other lawyer that is not him, even his lawyer youtube friends when they think Rekieta is legally wrong on something, and that's very rich for a man that has never won a single case, forced his very few clients to settle by convincing them their cases were a lost cause, that recommended a friend lawyer to a pseudo celebrity to give +200K USD just to lose the case over incompetence, and is currently on a case of defamation for calling another person a pedophile that fucks kids (while his lawyer begs at him to close his fucking mouth)

EDIT: anyone remember during the peak of the "lawyer" saga, when Rekieta was convinced that he was going to live off youtube so he could be an honorable lawyer, working probono on every case to help his community? because lmao I do
 
When did Eric say HE would shoot Riley? Didn't he say the SECURITY would be justified in shooting him? So why does it matter if Eric is personally scared? Nick has been going on for almost an hour on this point alone and it's entirely irrelevant.

Also, attachments not working:
"GOING LIVE on G&G Tabletop Well, today is going well... Going LIVE real soon with Geeks and GAmers tabletop for part 1 of 2 of a Sci Fi Tabletop RPG. My character is a smug black man with weak arms...so me."

EDIT: Laaaate
 
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