Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Manhog said:
>fat retard puts sticker on building
>black man threatens murder over it
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The fat retard fully admitted to tracking down an unlisted private business address and stalking outside it for 2 days acting a nuisance and generally being retarded in Texas.

Eric is right in that the fat retard is immensely lucky he didn’t end up shot.
 
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wilji1090 said:
Far as I can tell Vito’s pissy because his own comic (marketed as a Rippaverse killer no less) didn’t do so hot. Whether that’s because no one wanted to buy his comic for fear of catching chomo or not is another matter.

Dick seems salty af that the parallel economy he and a few others have preened about is starting to take some shape in entertainment and he couldn’t cash in on it after the New Project 2 shit show.
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Vito was picking at July before either party's comics were put out. Presumably this was a ploy to garner attention for himself that instead resulted in wagon circling.
Dick and Vito are pissed because doing so got them shut out from much of the parallel economy/griftosphere instead of being rewarded with attention.
 
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Mister Dongs said:
Vito was picking at July before either party's comics were put out. Presumably this was a ploy to garner attention for himself that instead resulted in wagon circling.
Dick and Vito are pissed because doing so got them shut out from much of the parallel economy/griftosphere instead of being rewarded with attention.
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Like I said no one wants a chomo comic. Vito can justify his shit all he wants, he still deserves the rope.
 
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Mister Dongs said:
I'm not justifying anything, I'm just saying sales numbers jealousy can't be the motive because Vito was fighting with July on livestreams before Isom #1 was launched.
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Wasn’t saying you were justifying it. I just have a vindictive hatred of pedophiles (regardless of whether they actually touch a child) and so seeing Vito fail will always put a smile on my face. Either way, picking a fight with Eric wasn’t a good move on Pedo van’s part

Dick is a brain dead moron for hitching his wagon to Vito too
 
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Null said:
Does anyone have the Dick and Vito fight on TBPITU that PPP and Andy talked about?
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I listened to it. Dick and Vito had a pitch meeting for a Biggest problem TV show. Vito was a retard, rewrote the treatment poorly, created a photoshopped image of him and Dick in "blue-collar" overalls and was a neurotic retard. During the pitch he has his dumb anime chick figures displayed behind him (must have been a zoom call). Dick makes fun of him for it during the pitch, gets a laugh from the woman they are pitching to and it pissed Vito off because he didn't want to be the butt of the joke. Vito then tried to turn it around and accuse Dick of half assing the pitch.

Vito said some outrageous shit, like he claims to be a good writer despite having nothing published. His full retardation was on display. And his half-hearted attempt as self awareness just make him more pathetic.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
I tried to watch the kino casino segment and they literally can't go 2 seconds without pausing. I'm not going to sit through an hour of Warski being an annoying retard to watch a 5 minute clip. I don't understand how anybody can watch that shit.
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Tbh, I flicked through the whole episode out of curiosity and it is shockingly insufferable. It's exactly what he used to make fun of Maddox's shows for being like. Constantly unbearable laughter, some annoying out of touch woman who has a grating voice. Only kind of interesting thing in this episode is that he addresses Vito's arrest people found and Vito explains it was when a cop tried to say he hit him with his car, and also later on they "joke" that Null knew about Chris Chan fucking his mother the whole time.
 
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okay i put on my bigboy pants and hunted this shit down myself. Here is 14 minutes of Vito seething at Dick for humiliating him in front of Hollywood executives while Dick seethes at Vito for pretending he's anything but a fat retard to be humiliated, and also for insulting his writing.



TL;DW
  • Dick and Vito attempted to pitch The Biggest Problem in the Universe to Hollywood as a TV show.
  • Vito brings this up because his issue is that he feels Dick did not do enough of the work.
  • Dick counters by saying he had a professionally written pitch and nailed the Zoom interview by telling a joke.
  • The joke was about Vito. Vito appeared on Zoom with his background cluttered with sexy anime girl vinyls. Dick asked the Hollywood producer woman if she thought that that background was appropriate for a serious interview, which she laughed at.
  • Vito was frustrated he was made a joke instead of part of the joke.
  • Vito's work on the project was completely rewriting the pitch Dick had written for them and making it work.
  • Dick is seething that Vito attempted to include some crudely photoshopped picture of them and placed that on the cover. Hollywood pitches are apparently typically in specific format without any images.
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  • Of the three guests, only one has anything to say, because he is apparently a professional in the industry.
  • Mr. Pro confirms that Vito is a retard and that pitch sucks and the deprecating joke at Vito's expense is fine.
  • Dick continues to complain that Vito agreed to call him Dax Herrera throughout the interview because of all the pedo shit that shows up for Dick Masterson.
  • Vito was unable to do this, referred to him as both, and then complained "most people don't have two names".
  • Dick shoots back that Vito isn't his real name and throws out his real name (after commenting earlier in the episode that Kiwi Farms is working on doxing Vito).
  • Vito claims his rewritten pitch was better and there is an awkward moment of intense hatred where Dick asks Vito if he thinks he's a bad writer (Dick published Men are Better than Women and that book is basically the foundation of his entire career).
  • Dick caps off by saying along the lines of "you're right, you work so hard, you shouldn't work so hard, take some time off and stop working so hard" implying he should stop fucking with Dick's business because he sucks.
The best part of this quarrel is when Dick raises that his joke about Vito being a fat loser was very funny and he made the exec laugh. Vito complains that making fun of him isn't the show. For the first time in this 2 hour pile of shit, there is total silence for several seconds.



Idk if this is a work but it feels like barely contained seethe. Dick knows that he will never get anything out of Hollywood and he has to rely on fat turboretard pedos like Vito just to find punching bags for his show, and can barely hide how little he thinks of Vito from him.

genericwhitemale said:
Tbh, I flicked through the whole episode out of curiosity and it is shockingly insufferable. It's exactly what he used to make fun of Maddox's shows for being like. Constantly unbearable laughter, some annoying out of touch woman who has a grating voice. Only kind of interesting thing in this episode is that he addresses Vito's arrest people found and Vito explains it was when a cop tried to say he hit him with his car, and also later on they "joke" that Null knew about Chris Chan fucking his mother the whole time.
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TBP is almost indistinguishable from the Maddox podcast he made after TBPITU. It has a bunch of nobodies who laugh at everything and some woman who is only there because everyone else wants to fuck her.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Suffer, asshole
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*suffer cow

genericwhitemale said:
>Vito using an anime background in a Zoom interview to pitch a show
God damn, I remember Dick talked about Maddox being unprofessional in job interviews but that's fucking insane.
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He had a whole episode front loaded with him laughing at Maddox's Dragon Quest bedsheets only for his beloved henchman to show up with a bedroom full of waifu toys and funko pops.
 
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