Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Piggle Rick]

That hot, gurgling, wet breath tickling your ears and the back of your neck with every thrust.

Dude. Some of us are trying to eat.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Dude. Some of us are trying to eat.

It's killed my appetite, don't you dare ruin salad for me

 

[StinkySnack]

Dude. Some of us are trying to eat.

Imagine Russell eating your butthole out. That gaping hairy triangle zombie maw stimulating the nerves around your anus while his goblin tongue extends deep into your rectum. From your ass, he retrieves the remnants of last nights dinner, cocks his head back, and baby birds them down his throat while his knobby deformed fingers slide all over every inch of you.

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Imagine Russell eating your butthole out. That gaping hairy triangle zombie maw stimulating the nerves around your anus while his goblin tongue extends deep into your rectum. From your ass, he retrieves the remnants of last nights dinner, cocks his head back, and baby birds them down his throat while his knobby deformed fingers slide all over every inch of you.

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

Is there something you want to tell us, Stinky dear?

 

[Plague Flea]

Could someone stage an intervention with Stinky? If not for his sake, for ours?

 

[StinkySnack]

Y'all are no fun.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Wonder if grizzle is hoping for a special Thanksgiving weekend and saving all his shekels to at least get a seat below her box:

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Imagine the look on his face if you told Russ that all he has to do to get under Taylor's box is pay money.

It'd be the same look as always, and only half because the joke would go over his head.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

Patrick S. Tomlinson cow crossover!!11!1!

 

[Piggle Rick]

Imagine Russell eating your butthole out. That gaping hairy triangle zombie maw stimulating the nerves around your anus while his goblin tongue extends deep into your rectum. From your ass, he retrieves the remnants of last nights dinner, cocks his head back, and baby birds them down his throat while his knobby deformed fingers slide all over every inch of you.

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

Are you okay?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

It would be like dating Caitlyn Jenner or something. He could do it, sure, and have the status that comes from dating a rich celeb, but he wouldn't get the validation that comes from legions of men around the world loudly wishing they were him.

This aged like milk, huh?

The past several pages of discussion are just proving my point. If Russ's only sexuality is "famous and other men want it" then after reading enough headlines of "Lizzo is so totally hot!" he might start thinking "I guess other guys wanna fuck Lizzo, so I'll fuck her first!"

It seems to have already happened with the "trans women are beautiful" rhetoric

 

[️ronic]

Imagine Russell eating your butthole out. That gaping hairy triangle zombie maw stimulating the nerves around your anus while his goblin tongue extends deep into your rectum. From your ass, he retrieves the remnants of last nights dinner, cocks his head back, and baby birds them down his throat while his knobby deformed fingers slide all over every inch of you.

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

This post is a form of sexual assault.

 

[TractorGirl]

That hot, gurgling, wet breath tickling your ears and the back of your neck with every thrust.

Why do you hate us

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Why do you hate us

Oh, it gets even more Islamic. As I'm sure you've found out and regretting choosing to catch up with this thread.

If I wanted to lose my dinner on the farms I'd visit Animal Control. Actually, no. Still too much for me.

I think Stinky has gazed too long at his avatar. Clearly it's caused a mental breakdown. It's okay, lolcows can get the better of us at wierd times.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Mr. Snack, you've had enough internet for today. Please go outside. Thank you. My lunch thanks you.

 

[joebobmurphy]

That hot, gurgling, wet breath tickling your ears and the back of your neck with every thrust.

Could you, like, not?

 

[Meat Target]

That hot, gurgling, wet breath tickling your ears and the back of your neck with every thrust.

This post is a form of sexual assault.

Why do you hate us

Mr. Snack, you've had enough internet for today. Please go outside. Thank you. My lunch thanks you.

Could you, like, not?

"Guhh" (slurp) GUHH (schlorp) guha
AAHHHH (Schlooooorp) (meaty whack) thuck me muh penith I hathsh a dithabirooty!"

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ needs to get up to some antics pretty soon.

Every time he goes quiet, this thread turns into pages of:

- Would he rape?

- Is he dangerous?

- Poetry/song parodies

And now, there's graphic Russ sexfics. Well done, though. I seriously was not expecting that one.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

And now, there's graphic Russ sexfics. Well done, though. I seriously was not expecting that one.

I am proud of Stinky bringing something new to this round of Russell's Lull. While grotesque, I really don't want to see yet another song parody.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Imagine Russell eating your butthole out. That gaping hairy triangle zombie maw stimulating the nerves around your anus while his goblin tongue extends deep into your rectum. From your ass, he retrieves the remnants of last nights dinner, cocks his head back, and baby birds them down his throat while his knobby deformed fingers slide all over every inch of you.

No, child. As you have been told time and time again, you will not eat. Enjoy Russell.

You have had enough internet. It is time you go on a break. Touch grass. Fortnite dance in the middle of a NASCAR track in the middle of a race. Watch some mind numbing liberal entertainment to dull the madness. Talk to loved ones. Hit the gym. Charge into a police station with a BB gun painted to look real while yelling ACAB and declaring it is time to free the people from the fascist government. Follow along with Bob Ross. Volunteer at a homeless shelter. Make a cocktail of every cleaning solution you can find at Walmart and drink a litre of it.

Any of these would be better for you than more internet. It's starting to do damage.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I finally get some time to myself and go to check the Gourd Head's thread only to find myself strapped to Mr. Stinky Snack's Wild Ride...