Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

hawkisnight said:
I believe Dan can take out both of them.
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I honestly don't think Dan has the reach to do that. I'd have to rewatch the Portugal fight but if my memory serves me right Dan got really close to Ralph. There's also a good chance that if he punches PPP that he would be absorbed into his mass like The Blob.
 
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Fornicario said:
I felt some clarification was in order.

PPP can't move ten steps without drowning in the sweat from his own forehead. We know Dan has put a gunt on the ground. Even if Cog is worthless, I'm still confident Dan can handle the Kino Casino.
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I don’t even think Andy would be a part of that fight. He tries very hard to avoid physical confrontations, he would sooner scream for police or security before throwing hands with somebody. I don’t begrudge him that either, it’s all well and fine to talk about being a tough guy but if you’re in jail over fucking Cog and Dan that’s probably more retarded than refusing to fight altogether.

PPP though, he’ll fight. He’ll fight both of them. He’s a warrior of God and he’s retarded. He’s like Randy from the Trailer Park Boys. he’s fat, he’s all covered in onion ring grease and he is aggressive. When those pants come off, watch the fuck out boys.
 
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Sure, throwing the first punch obviously isn't worth it, but if wiggers like this, come all the way into your country, even a cokehead like Andy, could probably get some interesting content, by approaching them live with a camera and maybe a thing of bear mace, in case they decide to 2 vs 1 him. I would suggest rolling out Ashton too, but he'd probably die of a heart attack, before the two groups meet.
 
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CognitiveDeficiency said:
The guy has to be reaching 600 lbs at this point. He has a lot of frame to pack weight on and he has. There reaches a point where someone is big enough that they can basically steamroll anyone who doesn't have sufficient mass. Dan is Tiny, almost gunt sized. PPP just has to bum rush him from a couple of feet away and it is over. In the exceptionally small chance Dan manages to get a lucky swing in and rings Ashton's bell, then he still has to deal with over a quarter ton of mass moving at him. Over a foot and several hundred pounds of mass is an incredibly tall wall to overcome. PPP clearly knows how to use it because her quite literally beat janny Surfer into wiping his shit up like his bitch.
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Just dodge to the side when he charges and then kick him in the knee, repeat, like a Dark Souls boss. PPP even looks like the Asylum Demon.
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The Backwards Man said:
Cog is really desperate for that 15 minutes of fame dopamine hit like the one he got back in Portugal, isn't he?
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I think it would be more amusing if Cog, who has NO money, flies out to Canada and fails to reclaim the clout of sicing Dan on his adversaries. just desperately walks around strip malls while his wife and kids go hungry and continue to shit out in the yard. Meanwhile, fat and retarded PPP and Warski continue to mock him from the comfort of their grift bunker.
 
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Mr Schrodinger said:
God I want this fight to happen, zooms friends were telling cog and dan where Andy and Ashton are on Twitter. Let's hope we get some content.
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Let's hope they wander onto traintracks and get hit by one, streamed.
And let's also hope that fat paedophile Corey dies of a heart attack.
 
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As predicted. Cog's vacation in Toronto resulted nothing but typical basic bitch vlogs you would find from normie youtubers. His stream is not even worth clipping because its nontent except for the cogroach fans and pay piggies, who paid for the whole trip.
Warski and PPP went silent about Cog's trip, of course.
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I'm curious if Aaron/Fembot would keep their word if they would leave the "sektur" after Cog goes to Canada? probably not because Fembot is not consistent with their promise.
To all the Cog paypigs who funded the trip expecting a beat down in Toronto, congrats you got nothing and Cog got an all expense paid vacation, dummies.
As the Gout Lord once said:
 
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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
I'm curious if Aaron/Fembot would keep their word if they would leave the "sektur" after Cog goes to Canada? probably not because Fembot is not consistent with their promise.
To all the Cog paypigs who funded the trip expecting a beat down in Toronto, congrats you got nothing and Cog got an all expense paid vacation, dummies.
As the Gout Lord once said:
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I never believe anything Manbot says. You literally cannot believe him even when he says his own name.
 
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Did they even go to Warski's local gym to train and talk shit? I thought that was the point of the trip.
 
Paladin Derich said:
Did they even go to Warski's local gym to train and talk shit? I thought that was the point of the trip.
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No, they just stayed in Toronto. Tardski and Ashton live outside of the city in Mississauga (so about an hour drive) and neither were going to bother with all of that.
 
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