Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Kufungisisa]

God I want to pop them areola pimples.

I think those are Areola Glands?

They produce oil to help with breast feeding (protect nipple and help baby latching on).

 

[Captain Confabulator]

doctors writing about the early days of the AIDS crisis

One doctor shocked to find that not a single one of the 500 patients in his study are monogamous, others needing to be educated about the finer points of fisting, one doctor being shocked that his terminal patient is anxious to finish up the exam so he can make it to the baths on time.

This document is horrifying. Late to reply because I read all of it.

It is absolutely mandatory reading for anyone who isn't already extremely homophobic. Hell, even if you are, it's good to remind yourself why they absolutely deserve it.

They didn't learn anything from AIDS either, just look at monkeypox.

Pooners are playing a dangerous game seeking out casual sex with gay men.

Spoiler: Selected excerpts from patient_zero.pdf

Well, this young man, this young Canadian, would come to San Francisco, and he would have sex. He was very perverse about it. He would do it with the lights out, and then after they had concluded the act of sex, he'd stand up and cut the lights on. He was covered with lesions of Kaposi's sarcoma. He'd say, "I have the gay cancer, and I'm going to die, and you probably have it too." And he would leave. I have talked subsequently to the man who he used to room with when he came here, an old friend of his who he would stay with. The friend would say that he was just absolutely obsessed with sex. He lived to have sex. That was the thing.

"Don't be silly, I won't cut it out. It's my life. l'Il do what I want." I said, "Yes, but you're infecting other people." "I got it. Let them get it." I said, "You've got to cut it out!" "Screw you." He walked out. I never saw him again. It was a pity, because he was apparently an intelligent man, except on this one point. And he was very, very sexually active. He was a presumptive proof that AIDS was something transmissible from an infected person directly to the uninfected person.

In '78, there were already 4 percent infected. When we went back retroactively and tested the bloods of the hepatitis B vaccine trials, 4 percent of them were already HIV positive. We didn't even know there was such a thing as AIDS then. By '84, 60 percent to 70 percent of a gay population was infected. Now, the general population of males in the city, by the time I retired [1984], was less than 1 percent infected. But among the gays, it was about 3 percent with AIDS. I retired in '84; the test wasn't licensed until March of '85. After they were tested, they found maybe 3 percent of them were sick with AIDS, or presumptively getting the symptoms, but over 60 percent of them were incubating it.

Now, there were gay men who were aggressively out, the S&M, sadomasochist, men, the leather boys we called them, who walked up and down Market Street dressed in leathers with leather caps, and chains, and leather boots. But they were the ones that died fastest, because generally speaking, they used the most traumatic anal-rectal techniques, and got infected. They had been infected with many other sexually transmitted diseases before then, so they were in no shape even to postpone the activation of the AIDS virus after it hit them.

Well, Silverman met with the bath owners--fifteen or twenty men. I was there. It was a hot meeting. Silverman tried to be politic, calm. He was a very, very good administrator and a good public health man. But these people came primed for battle. He tried to explain the difficulties and that if they could at least tone down the opportunities for infection, raise the level of lighting in the "orgy room" where 100 men could have indiscriminate contact without even knowing who they were being in contact with, if they could take the doors off the cubicles, cut down the privacy a little tiny bit- They wouldn't have it. There was table-banging, there was anger.

 

[Male Idiot]

This thread is a gayop to turn kiwis gay. Spoilers require a strong stomach.

 

[FinnSven]

"I'm a trans guy, passable but pre-op..."

Gets clocked on Grinder.

I'm always seeing stories of "passable" troons and pooners getting clocked. If they were truly passable, they wouldn't get clocked at all, at least not until their clothes were off. And the only reason they think they're passable is because too many people go along with their delusions, use "their" pronouns, and enable them to live in a fantasy world.

Clocking troons and pooners and crushing their delusions should be seen as a vital public service, I swear to god.

It's because they see themselves as passable.

It's pretty much the same as "My mom says I am cool".
Of course, they are going to think that they look more masculine or feminine when compared to how they know how they looked before. This doesn't mean that other people are going to see the same thing, especially strangers with no previous comparison.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The comments on this post are amazing, the OP is an old gay dude who went a rant about troons:

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How are this this many gay dating apps? Are they all using multiple?
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Holy shit that fag was so fucking based I feel like driving down to the Blue Öyster Club to buy that homo homie a drink.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

The comments on this post are amazing, the OP is an old gay dude who went a rant about troons:

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Found this specimen on r/Grindr as well:
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IDK why she put her bio on Reddit instead of actually using Grindr, especially since she turned off comments (thus the 0 upvotes, 0 comments) lmao.

Hurra for the based gay man even if hes a degenerate. I wonder how many valid true men that rant left in tears?

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

The best spot welder I ever met is a lesbian actually.

That's a new one, I only ever heard the one about the all lesbian framing company- Yep, it was all tongue and groove, not a stud in sight and howdy it all went up lickety split.

 

[The Ugly One]

Pooners on Reddit complaining about bad grinder experiences:
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And gay guys complaining about the influx of straights, genderspecials, and just plain uggos:
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"I'm sick of these sex weirdos taking over our space," says the sex weirdo who enthusiastically took over every single heterosexual space, including the institution of marriage and the rearing of children.

So, ya know, lol. Lmao, even.

 

[PandaChai]

Got a clip of that part?

I am pretty tech-illiterate, so the best I can do is give a timestamp and a link.
One hour, seventeen minutes, and forty-six seconds (1:17:46)

 

[Free the Pedos]

@Captain Confabulator thanks for posting excerpts. The bit about the leather subculture was fascinating, though now I’m having intrusive thoughts about “brutal rectal anal techniques.” [stress sigh]

 

[Swole McPole]

I’m having intrusive thoughts about “brutal rectal anal techniques.” [stress sigh]

Never, ever read Larry Kramer's book, Faggots.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

I love how this thread is going off the rails again to be instead of making fun of pooners, you have people earnestly being like "we really need to educate these women on the dangers of gay sex" & "muh marriage institution" .

Poon Tax:

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love how this thread is going off the rails again to be instead of making fun of pooners, you have people earnestly being like "we really need to educate these women on the dangers of gay sex" & "muh marriage institution" .

Poon Tax:
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You can see the one with those dumb fucking goblin ears has absolutely obliterated her tiddies by strapping them down but made zero other efforts to even try to Poonify. The hairy gross testosterone manlets are bad enough but when you see a woman that's entire attempt to Poonerize herself consists of just crushing her boobs you have to wonder what the fuck is the point?

Lol at the last one though "trans" no fucking shit, does your Alice know you're out unsupervised?

 

[CrispyLegs]

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I can’t articulate why I hate this but them pretending to be a transman so they can behave like a slutty woman with no push back is really grim

“I don’t want to be called a whore so I’ll pretend to be a man coz men don’t get called whores”

All the misogyny driving trannies of both sexes is tiring

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I love how this thread is going off the rails again to be instead of making fun of pooners, you have people earnestly being like "we really need to educate these women on the dangers of gay sex" & "muh marriage institution" .

i love how most pooners can only muster growing an amish beard than a full one

 

[Procrastinhater]

i love how most pooners can only muster growing an amish beard than a full one

Another tell that they aren't men.
Men that care about their appearance and hygeine (I don't even mean faggy metrosexuals, the type that use face and hand cream, manicured nails type men either, just clean guys that take care of themselves) abhor those foul neckbeards and wouldn't been seen in public with if they were hungover and dying.
The very description is used as an insult, so why Pooners always seem to sport these gross looking things is beyond me.
Must be a woman thing.
They turn themselves into the sort of gross neckbeard manlet they and other women (and everybody really) would mock the shit out of themselves.
It always seems to be the same dirty scraggly looking neckbeard though, you're right there, it's like they're incapable of growing an actual beard.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Guys making fun of pooners or complaining about them on grindr puts them at risk and harms women . Gay men should just accept pooners in their spaces because they're the real victims

https://x.com/Slatzism/status/1708629472839090211?s=20

 

[Free the Pedos]

I can’t articulate why I hate this but them pretending to be a transman so they can behave like a slutty woman with no push back is really grim

“I don’t want to be called a whore so I’ll pretend to be a man coz men don’t get called whores”

All the misogyny driving trannies of both sexes is tiring

I think a lot of them have an idealized, Queer as Folk inspired version of what it means to be a gay man: you'll get persecuted (but not so badly you'll die, just badly enough that people will admire you for it), you'll have a crazy sex life (but not get AIDS), you'll be part of the latest movement for civil rights!!!!!!!

 

[PandaChai]

Unfunny biohazard joke

Time for a closer look at a previously listed pooner

Spoiler: Profile Text

☣☢ 29
MY TAGS
gaymer, geek, catperson, condomsonly, discreet, dtf [down to fuck], ftm [female-to-male], fwb [friends with benefits], kink, nsa [no strings attached (sex)]
ABOUT ME
Trans, kink friendly, up for most things. Let me know if I need to bring my dick. snap: @cainybaby94
STATS
6'4" [‼] | 176lbs | Average [body type]
HIV Status: Negative [talk about false advertising]
Vaccinated for: COVID-19

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Time for a closer look at a previously listed pooner
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Spoiler: Profile Text

☣☢ 29
MY TAGS
gaymer, geek, catperson, condomsonly, discreet, dtf [down to fuck], ftm [female-to-male], fwb [friends with benefits], kink, nsa [no strings attached (sex)]
ABOUT ME
Trans, kink friendly, up for most things. Let me know if I need to bring my dick. snap: @cainybaby94
STATS
6'4" [‼] | 176lbs | Average [body type]
HIV Status: Negative [talk about false advertising]
Vaccinated for: COVID-19

Damn. My loop hole to filter out pooners without getting canceled has always been to say I'm only into tall guys. Now they've got 6'4 pooners