Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 481 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,369
He just changed his viewerbase out, he's still the same immature man-child he always was. He just doesn't "punch down" anymore.
What a pathetic existence.
He’s afraid of stepping on any toes so he’s gone in the complete opposite direction. I give it a couple months before he’s making YouTube kids content.
 
He’s afraid of stepping on any toes so he’s gone in the complete opposite direction. I give it a couple months before he’s making YouTube kids content.
If you hadn't noticed, he already has made content aimed at children with his Thanos pimple popper video and his giant toy popper video.
 
Something I noticed a lot when reading through all the Idubbbz discourse on twitter is people vastly overestimate how important the use of racial slurs was ins his old videos Like the way people on twitter describe old Idubbbz you would think he was dropping racial slurs every video and if you actually go back and watch them he wasn't at all. Most of the comedy from his golden age of content came from tearing apart internet scammers and hacks not saying slurs.

I think outside of saying "saaaaay nigger!" to Tana Mongeau and that video where he says "either all slurs are okay or none are okay" I can't think of him dropping the hard R.
 
I never liked characters in shows/movies where they're just the designated sad sack punching bag (e.g. Bill from KotH) since it never feels fun watching someone kicked while they're down. Yet somehow when it's Ian, a real person, it's wildly fascinating and enthralling entertainment. Weird.
 
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we eatin good tonight

1696283261353.png Time for our new podcast, Ian. Tell everyone I didn't ruin your career.

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we eatin good tonight

god damn it 2 hours of this shit, if somebody doesn't post a summary by then ill do it

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anisa and ian talk about autistic people for 5 minutes
through out this whole time anisa is fake laughing like no other... ACK ACK ACK
ian brings up a tiktok where count dracula goes into starbucks and LARPS as him in store. ian notices that the comments were depressing saying "i wish i could have fun like this"
ian and anisa talk about tiktoks while interjecting other shit like "i saw this one thing on reddit the other day"
ian is trying to bring it back to the autistic people point but they are not good at being fluid with conversation
anisa talks about falcon hunting
anisa brings up a time where ian and her were watching "small animals getting killed", ian says "trying to conquer wildlife"
anisa calls that concerning
ian and anisa both think it was some type of snuff porn to watch animals get killed
anisa found mouse trap videos interesting but got really dark after a bit. ian found it enjoyable, anisa didn't
ian wants to let the viewers know why we are doing this podcast
anisa says that ian has been wanting to do podcasting since they met
ian said people were surprised when the imfamous apology video came out but said "if you knew me IRL, you wouldn't be surprised"

@anisa_jomha_reciepts fuckin ninja'd me

okay im bored of listening to these retards talk, anisa johma receipts has done a better job than me at trying to note everything down but it's so self dick sucking
 
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we eatin good tonight

i failed killing myself after losing my roblox account so i guess i'm doing this
  • not even 5 minutes in, Anisa is already "well akshully" man-splaining to Idubbbz what autism is
    • they're both talking like they have autism despite never getting diagnosed, which is very not the PC comedy they constantly preach about
    • idubbbz thinks he has the -isms because he becomes hyper focused about things - Anisa corrects him that it's just a hobby
      • Anisa reveals idubbbz had an obsession with a YT channel that would kill small animals and that it scared her. Compared it to snuff films.
    • idubbbz made the podcast because he wants to talk and he usually can't do that due to his video upload schedule.
      • wants people to get to know him... (that sounds like an anisa line)
      • segways to his insecurity about being unfunny, and Anisa reassures him that he is funny! He made their real estate agent laugh once! :lit:
      • 20 minutes later comes back to this point - explains they made the podcast to clear the misconceptions about their relationship/dynamic
        • idubbbz loves that Anisa talks for him, and actually it's better because he's so silently intimidating.
        • It's a good thing Anisa talks to content creators for him, they get to know him from her by osmosis because SHE knows him so well. (???what)
  • Anisa is SO into fiber right now
    • i lacked fiber, thats why i was SO hungry all the time and SO inflamed
      • lmao what happened to "I'm SO bloated because I lacked vitamin C, i'm so much better now"
      • idubbbz mentions how she's usually hangry for breakfast
      • She's been "On a journey" to figure out why she has cankles because Idubbbz took a picture of her on a hike she didn't like. He said "you always have cankles wdym lol"
      • """I'VE BEEN CONSTIPATED MY WHOLE LIFE!!!"
      • !!!MUSLIM MENTION!!!
        • says how she used to fast for Ramadan which is why she wants to eat god she hasn't been muslim since she was like 11, you haven't been fasting for like 19 years and THATS why you're so hangry all the time? shut the fuck up
  • "If you're looking to have sex, I'm not going to have sex with you" - Anisa recalling their first date
  • They both keep bringing up the "shitting your pants" thing and I'm starting to think this was the true reason for the podcast
  • Anisa uses analogies a lot and Idubbbz is trying to incorporate that into his own communication. "I LOVE that about you"
  • We used to fight ALL the time, and now we only fight once every three months.
    • idubbbz doesn't fight with Anisa as much anymore because "that's just her personality, why would I try to change that?"
  • idubbbz thinks the people who think that Anisa ruined his content have no merit because "when I was dating you in 2016 my views were still up! the fact that they're down now is irrelevant" -massive cope
    • I have been involved in this man's life for 8 years, I deserve credit and to be recognized
    • idubbbz reassures Anisa that she "saved me from my death spiral of toxic content"
    • Views are not a good metric to [my] happiness
      • You didn't have a bedframe before me (lmao anisa)
      • ”When you had the most views, sleeping on a mattress on the floor, you were arguably the most unhappiest I've ever seen you"
      • I was 6'1", 140 pounds, woke up at 3pm everyday, I was not healthy
        • They would not get to hang out because of his schedule and this correlates with Anisa's leaked discord chats of 'no he is a manchild in many ways, he wont change for me"
    • One of Anisa's fondest memories was idubbbz picking her up from the airport, not having food at his place, and going to jack in the box. They were resetting their machines so they sat there waiting until it was done to order, so Anisa could eat.
  • onlyfans scandal
    • "MY OTHER FAVORITE TRAUMATIC MEMORY!!" - Anisa
    • "that was so special!"-idubbbz
    • Anisa and Idubbbz would hike angrily for 4 hours during the Onlyfans scandal
      • Their 4 hour hikes, along with her dog, is how they found out it had IVDD. (oh no how could my purebred dog that is known for this issue, have this issue! I'm being punished by the internet, it's clearly not my fault!"
    • They deleted their social media apps and binged hunterxhunter for a week at the height of the onlyfans drama
      • "Thanks if you left a hate comment during that time, because you made hunterxhunter more special <3" - Anisa
    • Anisa/idubbbz painted their walls a different color because they didn't want to be doxed again
      • I just want to say, the only reason they get doxed is because they literally announce the date they purchased the homes. They're being fucking stupid.
  • They run out of topics to talk about so Idubbbz referred to a list he had prepared
    • Topic is "MEN"
      • Idubbbz thinks "these men would have better chances in the dating scene if they would just started being more like women."
        • coming from the incel basement dweller who used his fans as a dating pool and then married the woman who took his virignity. sure we'll take your advice.
      • "There's a lot of internally self-hating women out there..." - Anisa ( kettle anyone??)
    • Anisa was being catcalled and Ian let it happen until she begged for them to leave.
  • "It's good to think in these situations, how would my experience be different if I was a woman right now" -idubbbz :lit::lit::lit:
    • "If I had the amount of estrogen that women had, I'd have the fattest tits you've ever seen in your life" -idubbbz :christine:
  • Anisa compares men/women struggles as "Imagine you're in a free-for-all at a prison, but you're 45-pounds lighter than everyone. That's what being a woman is like" (????)
    • This is why boxing is good for men, because it shows how vulnerable you can be(like a woman)
      • idubbbz soft agrees about how this taught him more empathy (? what)
  • Idubbbz thinks very differently about life now
    • For example, he thought certain life events would be the worst things ever for him .. but in reality they've been nothing ..[pauses].. or I mean great!
      • He thought getting married would change things, but all it did was change his last name.
  • idubbbz is heading to austrailia soon

Anisa: "I don't think we're having kids. You think we're having kids?"
Idubbbz: " Uh....if life gets easier, and we feel like there's more to life... then we'll have kids"

tl;dr
It felt like an anisa stream with side commentary from idubbbz. nothing of value was gained, time was lost.
Sorry this is pretty long that it kind of defeats the purpose of bullet points. They just talk so dang much,
 
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I couldn’t get past the first ten joyless minutes, where we get a cold open, no introductions, straight into Anisa being an expert on Autism and falconry.

It’s uncomfortable to watch because you can tell Anisa is in full ‘please let them like me this time’ mode, while Ian is clueless & unscripted, which would work nicely, but you can tell Anisa is wrangling him and ‘well actually‘-ing him and making sure he doesn’t say anything tOo WiLd.

As for the title, I can’t wait for Anisa to reveal it was ‘actually her idea!’.
 
boy we are eatin good tonight!



tl:dw his grip on reality starts to loosen as he rants about tiktok videos of salesmen annoying strangers, seemingly not understanding the idea that tiktok videos dont usually represent the real world very accurately.

oh also he plugs the podcast at the end so we get to see what his conversion rate is. i think the view count was right under 2k before the idubbbztv upload iirc.
 
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they're both talking like they have autism despite never getting diagnosed,
After watching the IRL streams, I can believe it. Either that or he fucking hates his life and goes away on the inside to not deal with Anisa lol.
Anisa reveals idubbbz had an obsession with a YT channel that would kill small animals and that it scared her. Compared it to snuff films.
iDubbbz being one of those monkey torture people would be the twist of the century holy shit. 1 nag from Anisa = +1 desire to see a monkey in a blender.
 
I’m sure Anisa can give us a miserable dissertation on the meaning behind this messy, depressing room set for the podcast, or maybe the point is there is no point at all, and that would blow our minds even more so!!
After all, Anisa is the dark academia interior decorator expert, but I don’t know what this style is called. Maybe the clutter represents Ian’s decaying mind, or the trash represents Anisa.

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After watching the IRL streams, I can believe it. Either that or he fucking hates his life and goes away on the inside to not deal with Anisa lol.

iDubbbz being one of those monkey torture people would be the twist of the century holy shit. 1 nag from Anisa = +1 desire to see a monkey in a blender.
are we sure he isn't just imagining himself as the tortured animal? Like how some people imagine themselves as the actors in porn.
Because if I was married to Anisa I'd be suicidally ideating all day.
 
"Thanks if you left a hate comment during that time, because you made hunterxhunter more special <3" - Anisa
and just when you think anisa can't be any more insufferable, she says this shit

idubbbz thinks the people who think that Anisa ruined his content have no merit because "when I was dating you in 2016 my views were still up! the fact that they're down now is irrelevant
people who think anisa was the only reason why your content failed is a stupid blanket statement. ian have you fucking seen the shit you upload?

the last video you made was about FUCKING CHEEZITS. old idubbbz would've called you a gay retard

Idubbbz thinks "these men would have better chances in the dating scene if they would just started being more like women
yeah sure ian, i would get all the bitches if i started growing my hair out, painting my nails and acting like a pure faggot

There's a lot of internally self-hating women out there..." - Anisa ( kettle anyone??)
like who anisa? justpearlythings?


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i hate this face. no, i'm not MATI but it reminds me of the shit eating grin Patrick Bateman gives off in the movie. Trying to come off as human but fails at it

As for the title, I can’t wait for Anisa to reveal it was ‘actually her idea!’.
my game theory is that anything good that happens in anisa/ians life, she needs to take credit for

anything she doesn't like, she will push it onto him

"ASKTUALLY I GOT IAN INTO BOXING"
"ASKTUALLY I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE IAN MORE EMOTIONAL"
"ASKTUALLY I WAS THE ONE WHO DID THE CONTENT COP ON TANA"

when it's a podcast
"IT WAS ASKTUALLY UR IDEA SINCE WE MET"
 
tl:dw his grip on reality starts to loosen as he rants about tiktok videos of salesmen annoying strangers, seemingly not understanding the idea that tiktok videos dont usually represent the real world very accurately.
wow ian, door to door salesmen are assholes

what's next?

jahova's witnesses are annoying as well?
 
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