Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
 
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I got called away for a weekend and missed the 2000th Brianna page :(
Jaimas said:
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How do we even begin to dissect this image? I'm going to ignore the outdated slang which I'm sure felt as hollow and forced as it did when this was written as it does now.
Occupation """Professional""" illustrator - just like now she's a """"Professional"""" game dev and """journalist""".
The grammar in that little porn rant is enough to make me shake my head in disappointment, but then I remember it's Brianna so pretty much par for the course. And why am I not surprised that "Black poles, white holes" is the fist thing to come to Brianna's mind when she thinks of porn.
Also, a little hypocritical of her to say stop looking at porn when she's got a naked woman on the same fucking page. Sweet objectification of women and fetishisation of violence there, Brianna the feminist.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
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Seeing the list in full, Wu really does best Gloria Tesch in sheer dilletantism.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
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Pretending to be happily married
Pretending to be a competent writer
Pretending to be a good MMO healer (the whole eat balls incident)
Pretending to be good at Destiny
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
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A good chef, A "writer" and "a gun expert"
 
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I've always asked myself...just how much of these lies that he spews does Johnny really believe.

I mean, late at night when he's playing peggle all by himself does he think...wow my life is awesome or is aware deep down that he's a complete fraud and totally relaitaint upon Frank for everything he has and ever will have.

That his supposed influence goes about as far as his front door?
That he looks as much of woman as Fred Flintstone does?
That his pride and joy Rev 60 was 100% made by other people who Frank/Parents paid for?

Just how far down the rabbit hole does Johnny go?
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
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Sane?
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
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John has more fake careers that the Catch Me If You Can guy.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I said this in the last thread, but Wu's life has been one giant game of pretend. He's so far pretended to be:
  1. A woman
  2. A game developer
  3. A motorcycle hobbyist
  4. A harassment victim
  5. A cartoonist
  6. His own "Twitter manager"
  7. His own ex-girlfriend
  8. A college graduate
  9. An engineering genius
  10. Competent at using anything more complex than a smartphone app
  11. A GameStop employee
  12. The owner of a successful company
  13. A good boss
  14. Adopted
  15. Driven from his home
  16. Somebody who knows anything at all about the law
  17. A responsible pet owner
Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
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Also pretended to be a brilliant fighting game veteran when actual footage shows her to more or less be a particularly bad spammer.
 
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