Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I picture him saying it like “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” in his own mind.
For sure, I mean:
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What the massive retarded fuck is he trying to do there?

It’s not funny, it’s not clever and witty.

I get he is trying to make some kind of metaphor of heroism, but it really doesn’t work and is somewhat taking the piss.

And I have stated many times I regard the Ukraine as mere borderland wrongfully given independent country recognition, and Russia to be a hideous wasteland populated by krokodil and vodka addicts, stumbling through their short lives exploited under the yoke of Wild West style oligarchs and neo warlords.

If I think he is being disrespectful to the people involved, he really must be! ;)
 
What the massive retarded fuck is he trying to do there?

It’s not funny, it’s not clever and witty.

I get he is trying to make some kind of metaphor of heroism, but it really doesn’t work and is somewhat taking the piss.

And I have stated many times I regard the Ukraine as mere borderland wrongfully given independent country recognition, and Russia to be a hideous wasteland populated by krokodil and vodka addicts, stumbling through their short lives exploited under the yoke of Wild West style oligarchs and neo warlords.

If I think he is being disrespectful to the people involved, he really must be! ;)
No tiny baby stalker child, for Patrick, mighty man of letters, isn't one of those sheltered leftists who sees all conflict through the lens of Harry Potter books. Patrick R.R. Tomlinson, master author and esteemed essayist, has no time for such superficial mass entertainment. Patrick is aware of the true masterworks of storytelling, LORD OF THE RINGS* and STAR WARS, truly works of staggering genius that are simply too advanced and erudite for the common, uneducated untermenschen. Did James Joyce ever create a character as deep and nuanced as Jar-Jar Binks? Did Feodor Dostoyevsky have a protagonist as invincible, flawless and loveable as Galadriel from that truest realisation of Tolkien's vision, The Rangz of Powah? No they did not, tiny baby stalker suckling infant toddler child, they did not. That is why the universal storytelling power of STAR WARS and THE J.R.R TOLKIEN EXPLOITED UNIVERSE can be used to describe literally any real life situation in the real world, such as the complex geopolitics of a war between two detestable Slavs and their doomed armies of mud-spattered conscripts.

*Pat has only seen the films, the books didn't have any pictures for him to colour in.

Enjoy prison.
 
No, author child, only I have ever experienced hardship in life. Your trials and tribulations are nothing to me, baby infant.
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he tries hard to lean into the oppression olympics that rules leftist spaces like twitter.
unfortunately for him, even other leftoids don't take his grandiose claims of having been swatted six million times very seriously, it seems he has a bit of a reputation for being a liar.
 
Retard thinks the minimum wage should be higher than $21/hour

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Since Patty Cake has never had to consider economics or budgets in his life being that others deal with that, of course this wouldn't immediately stand out to him as fucking stupid.
can see the basic error with his premise here: guns, eight-cylinder engines, and the US military aren't conservative political issues so much as they are symbols of power and masculinity to insecure, doughy pussies like Fatrick. Combined with telling people on the internet to sit in imaginary chairs while calling them little baby children, it's really a masterpiece of frantic overcompensation for his ontologically tiny penis.
This reminds me of the same thing troons do with gender. They take the conceptual idea of whatever gender they're claiming and manifest a few stereotypical traits, most often those involving some sort of consumerism, making a caricature of it.
 
Since Patty Cake has never had to consider economics or budgets in his life being that others deal with that, of course this wouldn't immediately stand out to him as fucking stupid.

This reminds me of the same thing troons do with gender. They take the conceptual idea of whatever gender they're claiming and manifest a few stereotypical traits, most often those involving some sort of consumerism, making a caricature of it.

So Fatrick is a trans political whom identifies as a conservative?
 
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His social blade stats are just comedic gold, like Norm MacDonald. He's loosing followers rather fast
According to SB, Pat has tweeted 434 times in the past four days (137 in the last 24 according to SB !) So he's averaging 6.7 tweets an hour over if you take 8 hours for sleep a day. It seems he's really stepped up replying to every stlalker account that posts his mugshot, police report etc. I'm hoping a big L is coming his way soon.
Good days are upon us.
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odd question but does anyone have pictures of pat in total side profile? the best I can find are these where he's at a sorta 3/4 angle.
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asking so I can use them as reference for an art thing. ty
 
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