Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Apparently Fatty has still been looking himself up on youtube and handing out strikes. This guy got hit with one a couple months back I guess and opted to post a video in response basically telling Fatty to fuck off

I assume he just tries to bully every small channel that reacts to his garbage, and not just pink chicken and the lazy man who focus on it. Probably didn't have the balls to go after some others like august the duck and that chef brian guy.

 

[Potato Burrito]

What a fragile doofus. Reactors are single handedly (see what I did there) keeping Jack relevant. Without them his channel would be as dead as his stroke-addled frontal lobe. With them he's barely clinging to the public sphere. Normies tend to feel bad for retards and don't enjoy laughing at them like we do. His ineptitude and his obliviousness to it is the only reason he got attention on the 'Tube in the first place.

Jack should thank this guy for the exposure.

Funny, too, that the guy who steals recipes and uses copyrighted photos of other people's cooking because his looks like dog food is going after anyone for copyright.

 

[p1138]

What a fragile doofus. Reactors are single handedly (see what I did there) keeping Jack relevant. Without them his channel would be as dead as his stroke-addled frontal lobe. With them he's barely clinging to the public sphere. Normies tend to feel bad for retards and don't enjoy laughing at them like we do. His ineptitude and his obliviousness to it is the only reason he got attention on the 'Tube in the first place.

Jack should thank this guy for the exposure.

Funny, too, that the guy who steals recipes and uses copyrighted photos of other people's cooking because his looks like dog food is going after anyone for copyright.

Yeah, Fatty is just an all around piece of shit. If his channel wasn't total garbage, he'd probably see some growth from the channels talking about him over the past year or so. But since all he does is produce garbage and throw tantrums, no one is going to stick around except for the hate watchers, and he isn't a big enough name to get a following worth a crap from that alone(nor would he understand it and be able to capitalize on the grift if he were).

 

[a terminal posture]

"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

As well as he knows anything. See Jack at 35 fucking years old:

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Damn, he had quite the foul mouth back then too.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

Really nice for Goonette to suck on the spoon and immediately put it back in the dip.

"This place definitely gets an A+ for presentation"

 

[AnOminous]

Damn, he had quite the foul mouth back then too.

And was a complete piece of shit who would give a hard time to some customer service employee over shit she had absolutely no control over.

"This place definitely gets an A+ for presentation"

He likes it because it looks like something he'd make.

 

[Bassomatic]

I love how Jack will try to find conspiracy theory shit in mundane stuff and easy explained things. It's something I noticed a lot of mentally ill people do because some part of their brain knows they aren't right or bright.

Jack knows nothing about anything, also remember this fat queen, said he's busy? Lmao y'all too kind saying he's wasting time streched out etc. Jack admits when he was empty nesting and Tam ham was working he fucking watched paw patrol .... this fat fucker sits watching toddler media. Now if you can watch TV unless you're a critic that's free time. Jack has far too much of that. What does the Bible say about idle hands Jack?

Legit he sits watches kids shows eating that's all that fat failure does. At best maybe two hours a day of "work" you know where Tammy drives him and pays for his food. Then little edit work on Mac.

Also who ever got a copyright strike fight that shit. I'm not big in the YT circle or anything but I'm sick of fucking scum like that or patent trolls just bullying around knowing people can't won't fight back. Jacks gluttony should be laughed at and I'm tired of thin skins getting away with it.

We're you're only fans jack, we know you read here.

 

[Goatchoker]

The emergency alert I got today was still less annoying than his intros. Good job Jack. Keep it up buddy.

 

[Tiresome]

Damn, he had quite the foul mouth back then too.

And yet all along he's been a good Kwist-yun. See the blog post where he says he doesn't give a shit about Christmas and finds it annoying, and only cares about getting gifts from people.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

At about 3 minutes in, Janette's medical bracelet is visible, which has Tammy and Jack listed as emergency contacts. It's a little too blurry to make out their phone numbers. Apparently she has one kidney.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

OH THANK GOD THE DRUM IS BACK
I've gone DAYS without hearing that melodic, constant, driving rhythm and let me tell ya, my life has been EMPTY

 

[Bassomatic]

At about 3 minutes in, Janette's medical bracelet is visible, which has Tammy and Jack listed as emergency contacts. It's a little too blurry to make out their phone numbers. Apparently she has one kidney.

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I would literally trust any of you over Jack and Tammy.

Those fucks would not put candy crush down (or candy it self) to pick up an emergency call.

The emergency alert I got today was still less annoying than his intros. Good job Jack. Keep it up buddy.

I hope we get a boomer tech rant and theory about how Obama is 3d printing his dick with text hacks on his FaceTime app. I've seen some dumb shit about this (I was in a meeting and on airplane mode missed it unintentionally). Jack is the type to sperg.

 

[Super Hans v2]

What does the Bible say about idle hands Jack?

Bolded for emphasis. Satan has no need of Jack.

 

[Aaway]

get you cleveland steamer!

 

[Comma]

"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

Who the fuck eats like that?

 

[Tiresome]

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Who the fuck eats like that?

Jack and Tammy have been doing it for years. It's a white trash fats habit. Jack just takes it to another level with his "turn the burger sideways so I don't have to taste the bread" demented fuckery.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I always put cream and shurger in my coffee because I like it that way, come at me faggots

Pussy.

Real men drink it black and shot directly into their veins. You wanna get hardcore though? Do it through your eyeballs. The problem is you wind up looking like this after a while:

With his horrendous understanding of football he might as well be calling football "sportsball" when larping as a fan. Even the jesus freaks and boomers who make up his facebook base are shutting down his retarded conspiracy theory. Like a true intellectual, jagoff posts a tiktok video to argue his viewpoint.

Seriously, how retarded is this guy if he is a football fan and doesn't understand what Mahomes did? Mahomes took the shortest path to victory.

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Fuck I don't even follow sportsball and I know this shit.

Jagoff literally doesn't understand anything unless it's explained on an episode of Blue's Clues.

"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

You go to a place called "Cajun Steamer" and you order a fucking burger? The only thing "New Orleans" about it is the remoulade on top.

 

[desudesu]

At about 3 minutes in, Janette's medical bracelet is visible, which has Tammy and Jack listed as emergency contacts. It's a little too blurry to make out their phone numbers. Apparently she has one kidney.

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The Scalfaniverse rabbit hole gets deeper. Does Janette not have family? Does she just live alone? That's really sad to have Hammy and Fatty listed as emergency contacts, given Fatty himself is literally not suited to be an emergency contact. Is there some kind of secret poly thing going on? Is Hammy, Janette's secret lover?

It's so fucking weird with the Scalfatties and the related Scalfaniverse characters.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What a ridiculous thing to put on your watch bracelet... "one kidney". There are a lot of people who are born with only 1 kidney and live a normal lifespan. She should replace the "one kidney" with "morbidly obese"