Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Incel Death Note]

I've gone through the well-written OP and highlights of the first thousand pages and just want to echo what some have said: holy shit, it really is like reading a great book. I haven't gotten the same thrill out of supposed "serious literature" since around high school when you go through the good stuff from the 19th century, before the field was taken over by overeducated midwits (interesting that you see the same pattern in sci-fi/horror/fantasy where there are some excellent early authors like Tolkien, Lovecraft and Jack Vance but it just turns into this zombie industry). It seems that comedy and tragedy may be more interchangeable than was previously thought--and look at that, you've got to come to a place like KWF to find any actual real developments to literary theory.

One thing I have to ask though, how is this turbofaggot still married? It's one point specifically, wouldn't Nikki demand that he ignore the trolls for a few months as that would be almost certain to solve their problem. The only explanation I can think of is that she is brain-dead in exactly the same way and wants to "win the fight." It can't be that he's abusing her as she would've had many chances to escape over the years, not to mention that it's got to be her family that's funding their pigpen. (P.S. I loved the casual reference to her as "your rat-faced wife" by an OnA rascal. Those guys can really be magnificent when they want to.)

Nikki is a loopy cunt, and just as bad as Fatrick in many ways. She doesn't want kids which is a redflag, had rich parents so she's spoiled, is an ultra-progressive leftist, has gone bankrupt, she daydrinks, is in her 40s and still does that "teehee I'm bisexual" thing women do to seem freaky in bed. She knows Fatrick threatened Adrienne and her unborn child and doesn't care. She's a trekkie (pedophile). When Fat was drunkenly swinging at cops who showed up for a wellness check she calmly got out her phone and started recording which suggests she's in on the sue-the-cops scheme, and later characterized the event as "using their white privilege for good".

If you watch her interviews when they were doing the SWATTTTing media tour she's completely in on the whole thing with Fatrick.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick would crawl through a 5 foot deep pit of HIV+ poop infested broken glass if it meant he got to write a single line of dialogue in one piece of NuWars media.

And even given that chance, his one line of dialogue would suck so much it would be memed on forever.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

A few more, not as recent

I needed a bluetooth mouse a few years back and saw these sex toy looking ones. "Jeez, what kind of idiot would buy something like that" I thought. Found the answer.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

How on earth is this man a published author?

His publisher is into big tits.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pat's trying to go viral with political takes but he's just making the Democrats that follow him mad. He thinks they should nominate a pro-life Republican as an "own". These are normal people, not stalkers. Also Trump would never get the votes to be Speaker, it's all Pat thinks about.

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The NBC news segment might have some side profiles, it's archived on here if you search but here's the link. There's a reason why he doesn't like that angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVop8KuprY

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He always looks so fucking oily.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

One thing I have to ask though, how is this turbofaggot still married?

A few things to know about Niki:

• Prior to Pat, she was in a polygamous relationship with a married man and his ugly wife. The "married without kids to a scifi author (who probably lets her sleep around with other men and women)" is probably a bit more palatable to Niki's family. Niki is one of 3 siblings, the other 2 of whom are very well off and have nice homes and families. She is without a doubt the runt.
• Going off the previous point, it is highly possible (likely) that she has some horrifying STDs, and probably thinks Pat is the only non-nigger who is willing to accept that. She is also in her early 40s, and possibly has the mentality that a lot of unhappily married women her age have, that it's too late. It's possible that she is clinging onto the false hope that Patrick's master plan to frame the trolls for SWATting and become a victim superstar millionaire is going to happen eventually.
• Niki is heavily medicated and retarded, and shares much of Fatrick's retarded Black Trans Lives Matter ideology
• Some of the OnA people legitimately go way too hard in fucking with her and her family - notably vandalizing the funeral pages of her loved ones, and filling out contact forms of dozens of black businessfolk and artists, pretending to be her mom, and saying a bunch of racist shit. Someone made a credible observation that they had separated sometime around June, and someone immediately started spamming Niki's mom saying he would stop the contact form trolling if they divorced. They were back together shortly afterwards. They definitely have a strong hatred of the trolls, and are sympathetic to Patrick even though he eggs them on.
• Pat, being a narcissist, likely runs mind games on her, reiterating that she'll never find anyone as good, his career is about to take off, he's gonna dump the entire #PayQuasi debt on her (which he already has). He's also probably threatened suicide/murder if she leaves like many narcissists do. When she tells him to stop replying or anything else, he probably hits her with the old "You don't know what it's like, you're victim blaming, #DLTIW" etc.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Just imagine your cock grinding in between those obese cheeks. The huge girth of his ass engulfing that dick. The only way you'd reach that asshole between those cheeks is if you had a fucking herculean dick.

Stop it dude. You might have given me erectile dysfunction.

I loved the casual reference to her as "your rat-faced wife" by an OnA rascal

I liked when one of them texted him “your wife looks like a frog”. Not sure why, but I laughed uncontrollably.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Going off the previous point, it is highly possible (likely) that she has some horrifying STDs, and probably thinks Pat is the only non-nigger who is willing to accept that.

She gave him herpes.

 

[FinnSven]

She gave him herpes.
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Sorry but something occurred to me.

Does he think that herpes is created by having sex?

Assuming two virgins had sex with each other, then how would they get herpes otherwise?

Because if it didn’t create herpes, these two now non virgins wouldn’t have herpes, thus contradicting his claim.

Either way he is retarded.

I still think he has syphilis. Maybe he just manages to eat more than enough to stave off the weight loss, but not the madness or the canker sores which have eaten his cock away.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

She gave him herpes.
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Perhaps more den dat

 

[Divine right to rule]

Sorry but something occurred to me.

Does he think that herpes is created by having sex?

Assuming two virgins had sex with each other, then how would they get herpes otherwise?

Because if it didn’t create herpes, these two now non virgins wouldn’t have herpes, thus contradicting his claim.

Either way he is retarded.

I still think he has syphilis. Maybe he just manages to eat more than enough to stave off the weight loss, but not the madness or the canker sores which have eaten his cock away.

As Patrick is not an expert in anything, did you expect him to know basic things about STDS and that the herpes that gives you fever blisters and the one in the pubic region are different.

Just consider this man, a fat, combative, rude, egotistical baffoon. You think he scored a lot of pussy?

I am still mystified that he managed to get married twice, even though the first one cucked him so hard it broke his brain.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Pat, being a narcissist, likely runs mind games on her, reiterating that she'll never find anyone as good, his career is about to take off, he's gonna dump the entire #PayQuasi debt on her (which he already has).

As null has observed there's no way he doesn't talk to the people in his life the way he talked to Josiah on Tape 5. I couldn't imagine the horror that is Pat and Nikki's home life.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

hilarious nonsense (see: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker)

The clone made sense within the story - it doesn't talk or do anything stupid, it appears to resolve one of the character's plotlines (she has an order to kill Luke imprinted in her mind that's driving her insane; she doesn't want to do it so she deals with it by killing the clone). Certainly more reasonable than conjuring a sword out of thin air in the new show.

 

[DumbDude43]

The clone made sense within the story - it doesn't talk or do anything stupid, it appears to resolve one of the character's plotlines (she has an order to kill Luke imprinted in her mind that's driving her insane; she doesn't want to do it so she deals with it by killing the clone). Certainly more reasonable than conjuring a sword out of thin air in the new show.

i know zahn isn't a hack and his books have a good reputation, i picked that example mostly because of the funny name tbh

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

i know zahn isn't a hack and his books have a good reputation, i picked that example mostly because of the funny name tbh

The series about Emperor's grandson was a treasure trove of such shit - like Moffs organizing a Mofference or Jabba's Palace being repurposed for Home for Retired Aliens.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

The series about Emperor's grandson was a treasure trove of such shit - like Moffs organizing a Mofference or Jabba's Palace being repurposed for Home for Retired Aliens.

In that series' defense, it was also being written for kids in the single-digit age range so they could imagine themselves going on adventures and saving the galaxy with Luke and Han.

Come to think of it, though, the juvenile humor and simplistic writing actually makes those books a perfect fit for Pat. Wouldn't put too much stress on his 1.7 GPA brain.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I gotta say, this thread has inspired a lot of inside jokes in our household. Imagine I’m going to Walmart (I’m not, but another store) and want my wife to come too, I might say “sooo little baby child you must come with me to Walmart”
She: NOOO little suckling infant child those are just your delusions again
Me: I have told you thousands of times atalker, enjoy the shotgun seat
She: I’m into things, but not Walmart
Me: Enjoy Walmart
She: It is Yoooo that will be enjoying Walmart, stalker

If anyone normal heard us doing this, they’d think we hated each other, I assume. We find it endlessly funny though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

HERE'S PATTY, CHILD!!!!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Come to think of it, though, the juvenile humor and simplistic writing actually makes those books a perfect fit for Pat. Wouldn't put too much stress on his 1.7 GPA brain.

I'm still not sure if he would be able to follow the plot. And he could take the character of Zorba the Hutt a little too personally.

 

[poopshoes]

I really fucking hate this guy