Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Collections Agent]

Our gamer is live: https://kick.com/bossmanjack

 

[Ogre Magi]

Our gamer is live: https://kick.com/bossmanjack

He's not so much of a gamer these days . Gambling his life away is more his style.

 

[ForTheHoard]

He forgot to switch his screen over and when his chat told him, he said, "Sorry guys, I'm high."

nvm he's just smoking weed

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Anybody else think that he kinda looks like this guy?

 

[MadStan]

Just watched him live lose it all on a silly Japanese slot. $50 a shot. This guy is degenerate like there's no tomorrow.

I think he must have a record for praying to the lord; who apparently doesn't listen.

 

[arc minsk]

Just watched him live lose it all on a silly Japanese slot. $50 a shot. This guy is degenerate like there's no tomorrow.

I think he must have a record for praying to the lord; who apparently doesn't listen.

imagine he's at the Pearly Gates after he dies of some sort of unfortunate degenerate, early, death and he has to speak to his maker and realizes, just then, that he used up all of his Holy & Earthly prayers on a cartoon cat and there were none left for his entrance to Heaven.

 

[MadStan]

imagine he's at the Pearly Gates after he dies of some sort of unfortunate degenerate, early, death and he has to speak to his maker and realizes, just then, that he used up all of his Holy & Earthly prayers on a cartoon cat and there were none left for his entrance to Heaven.

My bet is gambling is only legal in Hell, so we know where he will want to go.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Just watched him live lose it all on a silly Japanese slot. $50 a shot. This guy is degenerate like there's no tomorrow.

I think he must have a record for praying to the lord; who apparently doesn't listen.

Bro he's been playing Densho nonstop for 3 straight days after winning 800 dollars on it 4 days ago. It's some of the most boring content on Earth. At least roulette and blackjack were fun and had some very high stakes at times. Densho is death by a thousand cuts and doesn't even have a funny cartoon cat.

 

[Feaser]

Bro he's been playing Densho nonstop for 3 straight days after winning 800 dollars on it 4 days ago. It's some of the most boring content on Earth. At least roulette and blackjack were fun and had some very high stakes at times. Densho is death by a thousand cuts and doesn't even have a funny cartoon cat.

whatever rat, THE SWANS ARE IN

 

[Collections Agent]

Just watched him live lose it all on a silly Japanese slot. $50 a shot. This guy is degenerate like there's no tomorrow.

I think he must have a record for praying to the lord; who apparently doesn't listen.

Oh if anything BMJ is confirmation there is a god because he has extremely high luck on most games tbh. He wins a ton very often, often more than most people.

This is balanced by the fact he is a retarded crackhead, and has the power to turn $20 into $800 into $0 in 15 minutes flat

 

[arc minsk]

Oh if anything BMJ is confirmation there is a god because he has extremely high luck on most games tbh. He wins a ton very often, often more than most people.

This is balanced by the fact he is a retarded crackhead, and has the power to turn $20 into $800 into $0 in 15 minutes flat

yeah his luck was actually really wild. he could have easily walked away with like 300-800 dollars a night (including in that his free 200 dollar depos) if he weren't such a retard. he could be smoking crack all day every day in his honda civic living the baller life if he had chosen more wisely.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Bro he's been playing Densho nonstop for 3 straight days after winning 800 dollars on it 4 days ago. It's some of the most boring content on Earth. At least roulette and blackjack were fun and had some very high stakes at times. Densho is death by a thousand cuts and doesn't even have a funny cartoon cat.

I think they're all fun in their own way. While slots are not as high stakes, it is funny how he shouts the slots name over and over, how he doesn't know what the symbols are so he ooks out over duds sometimes, if slots were a professional sport he could be one of the narrators yelling over it YOOO HES GETTING A BRIDGE NO WAY....... 50X HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!!

 

[Drama Fan]

if slots were a professional sport he could be one of the narrators yelling over it YOOO HES GETTING A BRIDGE NO WAY....... 50X HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!!

That would require him to actually know what the symbols mean. He's constantly confused if that's gonna pay or if this is nothing only to find out the opposite.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

how he doesn't know what the symbols are so he ooks out over duds sometimes

That would require him to actually know what the symbols mean. He's constantly confused if that's gonna pay or if this is nothing only to find out the opposite.

You two sound like a bunch of RATATOUILLE RATS. A real Bossman knows when a SLOT IS DUE TO JUICE.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I think they're all fun in their own way. While slots are not as high stakes, it is funny how he shouts the slots name over and over, how he doesn't know what the symbols are so he ooks out over duds sometimes, if slots were a professional sport he could be one of the narrators yelling over it YOOO HES GETTING A BRIDGE NO WAY....... 50X HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!!
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I don't have a problem when he plays a variety of slots. Watching him slowly whittle his daily juice along with any small juicers he gets down to 0 on the same slot for hours is boring. Gimme some variety. Gimme some ups and downs. Win big then lose it all at once. I wanna ride a rollercoaster of emotions when watching not this geriatric heart murmur.

 

[arc minsk]

I don't have a problem when he plays a variety of slots. Watching him slowly whittle his daily juice along with any small juicers he gets down to 0 on the same slot for hours is boring. Gimme some variety. Gimme some ups and downs. Win big then lose it all at once. I wanna ride a rollercoaster of emotions when watching not this geriatric heart murmur.

roulette is still my favorite. he does some of his most schizophrenic goombler brain shit there.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

That would require him to actually know what the symbols mean. He's constantly confused if that's gonna pay or if this is nothing only to find out the opposite.

Ever since they started computerizing slots in the 70s which allowed more possible jackpot combinations and higher max payouts, slots have been growing increasingly confusing. Gone are the days of what you picture when you think of a slot machine. Three cherries? How quaint. Instead you're forced to watch a nauseating display that is completely incomprehensible unless you want to take a 2-week course and learn every in and out of each slot you play. Gamblers just have to trust that the machine is being honest when it tells them whether they won or not.

 

[MadStan]

The big myth is that the on-line slots are like the Vegas slots. They are entirely different in all respects.

 

[Rukario]

Ever since they started computerizing slots in the 70s which allowed more possible jackpot combinations and higher max payouts, slots have been growing increasingly confusing. Gone are the days of what you picture when you think of a slot machine. Three cherries? How quaint. Instead you're forced to watch a nauseating display that is completely incomprehensible unless you want to take a 2-week course and learn every in and out of each slot you play. Gamblers just have to trust that the machine is being honest when it tells them whether they won or not.

Over the past decade "Fixed Odds Betting Terminals" have become all the rage in bars and bookmakers. They are effectively slot machines (giving a random payout per spin, usually zero) but with complicated overlays to look like board games and quiz shows, and branded respectively. They are definitely more addictive than other forms of gambling.

I think the over-complexity of slot machines began when people started creating computer and console games based on casino games - even the Pokemon games had the "Game Corner" for a while. By adding progression aspects, it convinced people to sit at the machine for longer. The nicer graphics and sounds also made the game seemingly more welcoming due to triggering pleasure hormones or something like that.

Another thing i've seen with Stake's slot machines is they more resemble free-to-play puzzle games like Candy Crush Saga. Which I assume feel less like serious gambling and more like entertainment to the average person.

The big myth is that the on-line slots are like the Vegas slots. They are entirely different in all respects.

Vegas Slots nowadays use computer hardware to generate random numbers within odds set by the operator. Online slots are the same - you're playing against a rigged random number generator with a pretty interface - but unlike Vegas slots they aren't as heavily regulated. Because Stake don't deal with real money, I wouldn't be surprised if they are skirting payback regulations and giving incredibly low paybacks.

The big difference between online slots and vegas slots is that you can play online slots anywhere, even at home, while you need to actually go to a Casino and abide by their rules and deal with other players there. In short, it allows gambling at home to become a nervous tic, and that's why so many online casino players end up going bankrupt quickly, especially those on welfare or who work at home, and don't leave their house much.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I thought he said the one he sold was a 2080. Or maybe he did say 4080. The 4080 only came out in May, so that doesn't make much sense that he sold it so quickly, but then again this is Austin we are talking about here; nothing ever makes sense with him. Maybe someone else can confirm.

I don't know If i quite buy the fact that Austin replaced his own GPU (even though it's fairly straightforward plug and play). This retard can hardly get his monitors working.