During their special needs day out , did you see the village idiot posing at the side of a Spider-Man statue and pretending to shoot webs out of his wrist ??? . Now I know it is expected of a child to want his /her photo taken doing this, but he looked pretty pleased with himself for being so cool.
He got over excited at the waxwork museum and danced like a full on spacker, thinking he was at Michael Jackson’s level of cool dance moves, he played Pokémon all the way there in the taxi. He has no job , depends on his new mummy for his everyday existence, food, place to live, well everything is provided by her .
Now is there any possible way that he would pass as a fully functioning, intelligent, 30 year old grown ass man ??? . Not a fucking chance., she wanted someone so stupid that she could manipulate into whatever she wanted from a pretend relationship.
She struck gold when the village idiot played the first tune on his one handed Casio for her.
Someone absolutely more fucking stupid than she is. BINGO.