Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Random Internet Person]

She's desperate and mad. Did she catch Salad sucking girlcock?

I doubt that. She’d be raging about the betrayal on a live or a CP if she did.

 

[Tiresome]

I doubt that. She’d be raging about the betrayal on a live or a CP if she did.

You really think she'd dish the dirt on Beloved Hubby that easily or that quickly considering how it'd end her Perfect Marriage con? I can believe she'd trash him after being safely back in Canada, but not stuck in Thailand.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Over an hour after posting her community post, this is how many subscribers she has on her new channel.
As her pet retard would say, ‘big yikes’.

This is so cringe, and a missed opportunity. The tagline should be "Foodie Beauty Bites Back". Use your trademark "Beauty Bite" jeez do I have to do all your marketing?
Also interesting, this was the 1 hour subscribers, but in her own announcement screenshot it said "8 subscribers". so that tells you how many socks Chantal controls.

Also where did she get this horrifying puppet face and paste over a woman in a hijab? Doesnt she complain that reaction channels "steal content"? But here she is stealing a photo of a thin woman in a hijab and a photo of a puppet! You can tell shemade this, look how poor the cutout of the puppet face is.

 

[Potato Burrito]

You really think she'd dish the dirt on Beloved Hubby that easily or that quickly considering how it'd end her Perfect Marriage con? I can believe she'd trash him after being safely back in Canada, but not stuck in Thailand.

Not trash him per se but tell on herself by addressing it without addressing it and saying "so what if my husband did visit a ladyboy? Not that he did but so what if he did!? Where's your proof?" She would then write—and promptly delete—at least one CP explaining in many words how unbothered she is by these accusations.

People have been saying he's out sucking girlcock the entire time they've been in Thailand, if she had any inkling or concern it's true she would have made it known by now.

That's how we know she's having visa issues. She always tells on herself. The Gunt can't help but to.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Instead of a hat to hold the headspanx in place she should try a flower crown or one of those twisty wrap kinda headbands applied on top of the scuba gear. I've definitely seen a deathfat Muslim lady rock that look before somewhere. . .

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

This is so cringe, and a missed opportunity. The tagline should be "Foodie Beauty Bites Back". Use your trademark "Beauty Bite" jeez do I have to do all your marketing?
Also interesting, this was the 1 hour subscribers, but in her own announcement screenshot it said "8 subscribers". so that tells you how many socks Chantal controls.

Also where did she get this horrifying puppet face and paste over a woman in a hijab? Doesnt she complain that reaction channels "steal content"? But here she is stealing a photo of a thin woman in a hijab and a photo of a puppet! You can tell shemade this, look how poor the cutout of the puppet face is.
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Ithas dirt, sweat, old makeup and food on its face, that's must be why it thinks this is the right color. Honestly, the puppet face is cursed. Is it made of some halal artificial food product?

 

[Dutch Courage]

She still hasn't learned even the basics of YouTubing 101.

One of the basic rules is don't dilute your brand, unless you are adding millions of subscribers per year. And even then, don't add channels in a way that would require more face-time work. The idea is to get rich and live a life of leisure, not toil for dwindling viewers to make the rent.

She was getting about 20K views per upload on the Foodie Beauty mothership channel shortly before the dawn of the Kuwait era (down from a peak of 75k views per upload in the first week at the luxury villa)

She split her channel into two by adding the couples channel. Now she gets about 9K-10K views on Foodie Beauty, and about 5K-8K on the couples channel. Twice the channels, yet fewer views overall.

Now she wants to split again. All this will do is erode viewership on the main channel even more, without adding anybody new, since it is the same old subs who are supposed to sub to the new channel.

All will be for naught, because her reactions will be boring suckfests and she'll lose interest after the first one or two.

Meanwhile, as she inches toward that ever elusive 100K trophy, YouTube is preparing to yank the rug out from under her by deleting all inactive accounts at the end of the year. She may well see her total sub count drop by more than half... I have three inactive subscriptions myself that are about to go poof...

Ya really got to wonder what the heck she does all day. 7 years at this, and she flails around like a fatty in a vat of whipped cream. You'd think she could have learned something in all that time, but nope. I guess she must be reading the kra'an and praying a lot...

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I think the puppet thing is supposed to be a potato in a hijab as a nod to the retards pet name for her; potato face

 

[All About Particles]

Have you noticed that on the main page of her channel we don't get the "our courthouse marriage" video anymore? Instead, there's the video of "eating shrimp alive".
Where's your marriage, Chantal?

 

[Tiresome]

Have you noticed that on the main page of her channel we don't get the "our courthouse marriage" video anymore? Instead, there's the video of "eating shrimp alive".
Where's your marriage, Chantal?

The vast majority of people of below-average intelligence fully come to the realization by Chantal's age that many people are more intelligent than they are, and some much more intelligent. But there's that precious few who never realize it, and everything they try to put over on others is quickly recognized and evaded or called out, leading to a never ending cycle of anger and befuddlement, because to these few blighted with low intellectual abilities, through nature or nuture or both, it should work because no one is actually smarter than they are. Chantal is that rare breed of unheeding moron, the one so lazy and apathetic that she couldn't care if people are smarter than her, she's going to try to fool them anyway.

 

[All About Particles]

The vast majority of people of below-average intelligence fully come to the realization by Chantal's age that many people are more intelligent than they are, and some much more intelligent. But there's that precious few who never realize it, and everything they try to put over on others is quickly recognized and evaded or called out, leading to a never ending cycle of anger and befuddlement, because to these few blighted with low intellectual abilities, through nature or nuture or both, it should work because no one is actually smarter than they are. Chantal is that rare breed of unheeding moron, the one so lazy and apathetic that she couldn't care if people are smarter than her, she's going to try to fool them anyway.

OK
She stupid.
We been knew.

 

[Unexpected Dong]

New CP

What the fuck is Laurentia?

Her quirky way of saying Canada Im guessing?


Probably learned it on a TikTok

ETA:
Alternate theory but still definitely Eastern Canada

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Laurentia is likely referring to the Ontario/Quebec area that was once know as Laurentia. It’s where the term ‘Laurentian Elites’ come from. Anything she talks about will be direct from Wikipedia so nothing interesting will be learned

 

[Angry New Ager]

Throw clocks at me, but I got distracted yesterday by Jean-Francois Gariepy's likely murder of his tardwife, and missed the cat drama. Spoilered for those who are sick of cat sperging, because I'm capable of mercy:

Spoiler: Old cat sperging

Putting these here because BBJ, apologies in advance for any cat sperging to come. Keep an eye on Chinny's CP or potential live, I'm sure we'll be hearing from her about this.

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@Cock wombler Makes sense, I'm pretty sure her and Tater have each other blocked and I didn't see the original tweet. I'm sure Chinny will have something to say either way.

PL: My expensive hobby is adopting geriatric cats (age 10+) and especially supergeriatrics (15+). Relevant, because I've cared for a fuckload of old, sick cats with unknown medical histories.

BBJ looks how I would expect most cats over the age of 16 to look, assuming they have hyperthyroidism, kidney failure, or (more often than not) both, that went undiagnosed and untreated before they came to me.

Her coat looks scruffy because she was shaved, and on long-haired cats with a heavy undercoat (like her) the hair doesn't grow back to look like a normal coat for a up to a couple of years after being shaved. It looks weird and clumpy, because the overcoat isn't long enough to give it a smooth appearance.

If she has kidney failure and is having trouble maintaining hydration, that will make her fur look clumpy, too.

But her butt looks clean, and I see no mats. She looks calm and relaxed; she's tolerating the other cat (or dog?) behind her.

She's very skinny, and here's where I do have a disagreement with her care: feline kidney (and other prescription) diets are shit. They're a scam. Of course she's skinny, because Hill's k/d and similar foods are loaded up with ultra-refined grains that cats can't digest properly, instead of meat, which is their natural diet. She's getting inadequate protein, as a result, which is why she's ravenous, but still skinny.

Cats whith renal failure do not need a low-protein diet—humans do; dogs might; but cats don't. And they need an all-wet diet, because trying to digest dry kibble takes away too much of the moisture they're already inclined to be deficient in. (I'm not going to do my full-blown Kibble is Shit rant, but you shouldn't be feeding that crap to your cats anyway, and especially not to kidney cats.)

And I don't blame FFG's relative for not knowing this; shit, most vets don't. Vets are as badly educated on nutrition as physicians are, and the info they do get comes from pet food and pharmaceutical companies that have products to push.

So for kidney cats, my feeding guideline is, "Whatever wet food they want to eat, and as much of it as they will eat." The aim is to keep as much weight on them as possible, because as kidney failure reaches its end stage (and it will, no matter what you do), their appetite is affected. There's palliative care you can give to help with that, and give them good QOL for a little while longer (while you come to grips with the fact the end is coming soon), but it helps if you've got a cat who isn't protein-deficient fur and bones in the first place.

Plus, you also want to keep them happy, because no matter what you do, they're not going to be around much longer. Don't make them eat shitty food they don't really like on the chance you'll get maybe an extra few weeks at most of life out of them. It's okay to spoil the shit (within reason) out of a sickly old cat. They want Fancy Feast and poached chicken breasts? Awesome—just as long as they keep eating.

You can tell none of these people have ever been around a geriatric dog, cat, or horse or really ever seen one.

Or human! Look at old people, who lose weight, lose muscle mass, lose vision and hearing and teeth, get crappy-looking hair—often for decades before they're finally ready to die. A 19-year old cat is roughly equivalent to a 92-year-old human, and as long as Grandma's comfortable and still getting some pleasure out of her life, nobody's going to wring their hands and try to get MAID involved just because she looks her age. Why should they do that with a cat? The end will come, in due time; there's no need to rush it.

 

[Xenomorph]

This is so cringe, and a missed opportunity. The tagline should be "Foodie Beauty Bites Back". Use your trademark "Beauty Bite" jeez do I have to do all your marketing?
Also interesting, this was the 1 hour subscribers, but in her own announcement screenshot it said "8 subscribers". so that tells you how many socks Chantal controls.

Also where did she get this horrifying puppet face and paste over a woman in a hijab? Doesnt she complain that reaction channels "steal content"? But here she is stealing a photo of a thin woman in a hijab and a photo of a puppet! You can tell shemade this, look how poor the cutout of the puppet face is.
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That fucking image is horrifying.

 

[repentance]

Salah is totally not obsessed with canada, you guys!
There's zero chance they'll travel there together, according to the Gunt.

Phrased in a way which allows for them travelling to Canada separately.

 

[Boob Gravy]

So her new channel has just over double the amount of subs she requested before putting out a reaction video "soon". This channel is absolutely going to show her true relevance vs her 95k mostly dead sub count though she'll still cling to the grand total of subs on the OG FB channel as proof people care because they sub! I never understood her logic against MilkTea and FFG getting more views than subs, because people don't bother subscribing so they don't care.



Is it just me or is her attempt at a "wow would you LOOK at that cheese pull?!" thumbnail just make her look like a wonky/lazy eyed bitch?



I also had a look at the comments of her corn dog video while TOR slowly uploads my archive and boy - when I posted there was nothing negative but now there's a field day there. She's so far letting all these comments fly but she turned her like/dislike ration off again, of course.



Re: Laurentia

 

[Screamer_2]

If she stays in Thailand another month.

 

[goat sneed]

What the fuck is Laurentia?

My (obvious) interpretation: she is bored, likely alone and isn't doing shit. Thailand and Kuwait are one and the same. So she keeps remembering weird shit she learned as a kid or lived through 20 years ago or lore that happened during her semi-sane era (2018-21). Nothing is going on so she has to resort to old stories nobody gives a fuck about. The 90s Macy store, the restaurants in Cornwall, the kid always hanging around in Ottawa. She has nothing internally, so all that she can refer to is the environmental things she experienced by chance.

She's also clearly bored with the play-pretend. Might actually be off meds, because it was the last week that marked the return of the rage CPs, mini rages in lives, flexing, ED talk, comments at reactors... None of which was occuring the preceding month. It could either be the chemical dependence fucking with her brain, fighting with Salah, becoming exponentially more broke, realizing what kind of situation she has created (lol as if) or any combination thereof.

The reaction channel sounds potentially lulzy. I think she believes she could reach FFG's YT money just by becoming a reactor. What she fails to realize is people are laughing at her, not with her. Her reaction videos are only gonna cause her trouble because she can't control herself. And it's only gonna push more shekels into FFG's pocket so lol. Lmao, even.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

DSP tries to do sanitized curated reactions to his reactors too, it does not work for him and he gets mad and makes no money. But he somehow has more Dents than she has Beezers, and the Dents paypig harder. DSP outlasts another one!