Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

Y’know, Nick likes to talk about detractors, and when he says it, he practically says *COUGHkiwifarmsCOUGH*. I tried an experiment. Mr. Bowl, who is NOT on KF, and who used to check out Rekieta on quite a few occasions, listened to some of the bit with Xia. Here’s an exact quote: “Why is he wearing a 1950s lifeguard top? Who’s the woman in the bikini with diarrhea, and why does he sound like Yahooey? But a gay version. That’s disappointing.”

I admit, the gay Yahooey reference made me laugh pretty hard.

 

[Shagedan]

I hate to balldo guard but as a teen my dad would pick me up from hanging at a friend's house around 9-10pm or concerts on a weeknight would end around 11pm. We also have a Wendy's that usually opened til midnight. Idk if they still do that.

And all of this assumes he isn’t just getting up to regular teenage mischief

 

[LiquidKid]

That being said, I think it's also a function of the size of the town you live in

This seems likely. I was in a million population city in California and there were multiple churches in town, though this knew was fairly large and by a park.

They did offer coffee and donuts in a small building adjacent to it just after mass on Sunday, but again, due to mandatory fasting I never got to partake in said donuts, and my family would just go to breakfast while I was in classes.

Oddly enough, there just have been an uptick of kids not attending mass because at some point we were forced to get the weekly program/update paper and have the priest sign it so we could hand that in to the Sunday school teacher to prove we were there. The result was that the priest was surrounded by kids after the mass(irony) and no one could have engaged with him in sermon based discussion even if they wanted to

 

[GPRIMACADO]

This has now been vocalized by this YouTube channel

Needs some work, but not half bad.

 

[Swole McPole]

they also would’ve bought a Porsche instead of a mustang

If there's been a single decision that Rekieta made that struck me as the most retarded, it's this one. Why anyone would choose a Mustang over a Porsche is utterly fucking beyond me.

Even if my business was dependent on my customers thinking I drove a US car, I'd have a cheap Ford as my daily, and the Porsche in the garage for when I thought nobody was looking.

I might even find this more mystifying than his decision to defame Montegraph. He was drunk and assumed Monty couldn't afford to sue him, but who spends over $100k on a car in a drunken whim?

 

[Strix454]

If there's been a single decision that Rekieta made that struck me as the most retarded, it's this one. Why anyone would choose a Mustang over a Porsche is utterly fucking beyond me.

The big motivator listening to him for the Mustang was that he could get it immediately without any wait. He looked at corvettes and certain other cars and was put off by the wait-times for delivery. There was alot of brain damage in that thinking because he was impatient for delivery of a car in the winter that he probably would not be driving for many months. I also doubt he knows anything about cars.
Personally I think would have done better with a higher end german luxury car of some sort. Something better for long drives than a mustang.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If there's been a single decision that Rekieta made that struck me as the most retarded, it's this one. Why anyone would choose a Mustang over a Porsche is utterly fucking beyond me.

Even if my business was dependent on my customers thinking I drove a US car, I'd have a cheap Ford as my daily, and the Porsche in the garage for when I thought nobody was looking.

I might even find this more mystifying than his decision to defame Montegraph. He was drunk and assumed Monty couldn't afford to sue him, but who spends over $100k on a car in a drunken whim?

Because he's a fucking nigger and he wanted his flex-mobile NOW NOW NOW.

Porsches in general tend to hold their market value relatively well too, and Nick is compelled by his white nigger brain to take the worst decision he possibly can, hence he went for the car that is more than likely NOT going to hold its value (some mustangs do exceptionally well, but I doubt it's the kind you can just get at a dealership, and this retard is going to beat it to hell and back anyway).

 

[Swole McPole]

Personally I think would have done better with a higher end german luxury car of some sort.

If it's your only family car, then I could see maybe going for an M4 or an M5, but the fuckers have got an enormous SUV to lug the kids and the shopping around in. And that's a piece of American dogshit as well, IIRC.

You could get a GT3 (a very low spec GT3 perhaps, but it's still a GT3) for what he spent on that Mustang. I'd happily wait as long as it took to get a brand new 911 under my arse.

Porsches in general tend to hold their market value relatively well too

Yeah, keep your miles low and you'll probably make money.

OK. I'll stop sperging about cars now.

 

[Puff]

Personally I think would have done better with a higher end german luxury car of some sort. Something better for long drives than a mustang.

You're thinking Audi. Porche is a sportscar. Not something you want on a great lakes region highway. It'll shake you to death. For long drives, the Mustang is actually the better option. Cushier suspension and more roomy. I cannot fathom why you'd ever spend more than 60k on a Stang though. If he got the 100k one, that's utterly horrifying. And I doubt he was considering highway comfort when he bought it.

 

[ChromaQuack]

You're thinking Audi. Porche is a sportscar. Not something you want on a great lakes region highway. It'll shake you to death. For long drives, the Mustang is actually the better option. Cushier suspension and more roomy. I cannot fathom why you'd ever spend more than 60k on a Stang though. If he got the 100k one, that's utterly horrifying. And I doubt he was considering highway comfort when he bought it.

Between Nicky Lampshade and Fatrick do you think there might be a sleeper market for lolcow owned rustangs?

Also I would not touch an Audi with a ten foot pole, even the piece of shit Alfa Romeo I drive has had less problems than the A8 I got rid of, I'd say he should get something reliable but I imagine suggesting someone like Nicky who wants a flexmobile drive something like a boxy Toyota would not go well.

 

[Lubby Smith]

He looked at corvettes and certain other cars and was put off by the wait-times for delivery.

> be Nick
> heir apparent to vast fortune
> family already paid for houses so no big bills
> just hit the jackpot with million+ in superchats
> going through midlife crisis
> still too much of a cheap Jew to pay over MSRP to get the Corvette immediately
> mfw hairdresser-who-divorced-a-rich-guy-edition Mustang



Nick's car looks like the deluxe version of every hideous Mustang made in the last 30 years. The kind of styling only a Fatrick Tomlinson could love.

The Corvette C8, a stunning American supercar he could've bought for the same price.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Oh my fucking God at that thumbnail. He's just so fucking cool you guys and totally not a nerd losing his mind to a midlife crisis.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yes, she apparently poured syrup all over herself because of the amount of money that was coming in. Didn't watch it all but my impression was that it was an ad hoc goal that was come up with on the spot because of the amount of money that was coming in due to the presence of Nick and his army of coomers.

This is the odd thing that I've been noticing lately. Nick goes on another stream and bring in superchats for other streamers...more than he brings superchats to himself? How did this come to be? I mean, yeah, locals...but is this what he wanted?

Is everyone just watching him just because of his timeslot? Lots more competition in 6 to 11pm time slot so maybe all the audience dispersed to various streams and then pooled to nick's stream but they don't want to give him money? That's a laugh

 

[Puff]

Between Nicky Lampshade and Fatrick do you think there might be a sleeper market for lolcow owned rustangs?

Also I would not touch an Audi with a ten foot pole, even the piece of shit Alfa Romeo I drive has had less problems than the A8 I got rid of, I'd say he should get something reliable but I imagine suggesting someone like Nicky who wants a flexmobile drive something like a boxy Toyota would not go well.

I read to "the Alfa Romeo I drive" and stopped. You poor bastard.
No first hand experience with Audis, So I was probably speaking out my ass with the people cockriding Porche, but my point is that Porche's aren't a comfortable luxury car... Definitely not the GT3.
If he wanted American and sporty, should've waited on the Vette. If he wanted comfortable and nice, probably a Beemer or something...possibly a luxury branded Japanese car. Maybe just get a damn Cadillac or the Jeep Wagoneer if he's not set on a car and wants American. (Isn't his 3 row a fucking Navigator? Obviously the worst choice.)
Anyway, he got a bad car for the price.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's the only scenario that makes remote sense if he really is driving kids around unless she doesn't drive at all. His show is at 11pm and he has to be over an hour late because he has to pick up a kid? Where is Kayla? What else does she have to do where he has to be the one to drive?

Isn't his oldest old enough to drive by now? Like 17yo or something? He can probably pay his oldest to drive the others around?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You're thinking Audi. Porche is a sportscar. Not something you want on a great lakes region highway. It'll shake you to death. For long drives, the Mustang is actually the better option. Cushier suspension and more roomy. I cannot fathom why you'd ever spend more than 60k on a Stang though. If he got the 100k one, that's utterly horrifying. And I doubt he was considering highway comfort when he bought it.

If we had to keep it to pony cars, I’d still go with a charger or something.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I started crying tonight, Nick crying about how terrible his life his and how he saw RACISM. I cried, banged my chest and put my fist up in the air. Guys we cannot let this poor faggot get bullied.

Seriously Nick is a massive faggot. I bet most of the Farm comes from some kind of shithole, broken home or dealt with something traumatic in their life or all of it. Imagine being the worse thing you dealt with was someone said "racisms" on the bus.

I wouldn't be surprised if his wife fucks other men. What a beta faggot.

 

[Geared Chris]

but my point is that Porche's aren't a comfortable luxury car

He had at least 6 LOCALS streams debating which car to get and said exactly this. His height supposedly means that some of the Euro sports cars don't work with his 6'2" height.

Isn't his oldest old enough to drive by now? Like 17yo or something?

He's 15 but should be 16 soon. I feel like Nick has said he's 15 for over a year.

Edit to Add: This is why there was the 11 pm-ish pick-up for (I'm assuming) the same kid. @AnOminous is right, though. It was never "unexpected". The reason that he did not drink on Xia's stream is that he knew about the pickup. I assume he didn't tell his audience is due to NEEDING to stream for contract reasons, and many would just go to bed if he told people he'd be over an hour late.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He had at least 6 LOCALS streams debating which car to get and said exactly this. His height supposedly means that some of the Euro sports cars don't work with his 6'2" height.

To be fair, at that height you will not be able to enter or exit most sports cars with any dignity; however even tiny cars have plenty of head and leg room once inside.

It would have been a matter of him actually physically trying it out, often times the way your height itself is distributed can make a bigger difference that just how tall you are.

All things considered yeah, I can see it being something to worry about if you're on the higher end of tall.

 

[Puff]

He had at least 6 LOCALS streams debating which car to get and said exactly this. His height supposedly means that some of the Euro sports cars don't work with his 6'2" height.

I hate to Nose guard, but that's a damn good point. I am right at that size and I have to change shoes if I want to drive a Jap car and not be sore after and American cars are at fully back seat positions. I imagine Euro cars are the same.