Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Coolio55]

Leaving this gem here: https://chudslife.itch.io/chuds-retribution
You can run it in the browser if you're concerned about security, looks like standard RPGMaker fare.
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It's pretty basic RPG gameplay that lasts about an hour.
Stats and damage values are very simple and aren't affected by levelling up. All you get are extra special moves. There's also very little equipment.
The overworld was the best part with it's enemy NPCs but the tiles were all stock RPG Maker.

 

[Just don't like em.]

>impshit
>chudjak
And not a single soyjak in sight! Fascinating! Twitter is where he and the troon who took the photos belong. In all likelihood he's not a Sharty regular, although I concede that soyjaks and the Sharty are hardly about making fun of soyboys anymore. Something feels very wrong.

>>impshit
Mindbroken Norge. Please find the nearest mountain peak to jump off.

 

[Randy Facalding]

>impshit
>chudjak
And not a single soyjak in sight! Fascinating! Twitter is where he and the troon who took the photos belong. In all likelihood he's not a Sharty regular, although I concede that soyjaks and the Sharty are hardly about making fun of soyboys anymore. Something feels very wrong.

even a broken clock is right twice a day

 

[Skitarii]

Soysisters... our thoughts?

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

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Soysisters... our thoughts?

Keyed

 

[rrtyui]

Old domain is back, rejoice 'teens

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

>self-inserting as a dancing soyak

 

[30+GameOvers]

.net domain is back
soyjak.party domain is back
We are so back, discord trannies on suicide watch

 

[Randy Facalding]

have you guys seen the "keffals" (according to new gay dead frootist board) failraid of like 5 of the same post yet? actually pathetic

 

[Punished Puck]

.net domain is back
soyjak.party domain is back
We are so back, discord trannies on suicide watch

3 months tops before its down again

 

[Gourmet Race]

4999999 GET (L/A)

5000000 GET (L/A)


Special Mention:
4999998 GET (FAIL) (L/A)

It garnered more attention that the actual GETs lol

Conclusion: TSV (TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY)

 

[Colon capital V]

4999999 GET (L/A)
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5000000 GET (L/A)
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Special Mention:
4999998 GET (FAIL) (L/A)
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It garnered more attention that the actual GETs lol

Conclusion: TSV (TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY)

A cobson AND nutty win? Shartbros, we are so fucking back

 

[LarpBait]

A cobson AND nutty win? Shartbros, we are so fucking back
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the cobson is a reference to a zoophillia video of a hamster getting fucked to death, from what I remember.

EDIT:
This fact is disputed

https://wiki.soyjak.party/Poog

 

[Skitarii]

Old domain is back, rejoice 'teens
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>Chris completes his lovequest before Josh
>Froot gets his .net domain back before Josh

It's over for nullcels

 

[Randy Facalding]

the cobson is a reference to a zoophillia video of a hamster getting fucked to death, from what I remember.

EDIT:
This fact is disputed

https://wiki.soyjak.party/Poog

poog is still alive nigger

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Don’t have a screenshot because I was busy and I figured someone else posted but I guess not.

It’s on /chive/ but tapping the post number goes to a 404:



Troongeleno has stepped down as acting admin of the Sharty, presumably after his greedy faggot ass realized he couldn’t claim copyright of soyjaks.

Rest in piss, you will not be missed.

 

[AGPinochet]

Sharty Culture/Jaks continue to bleed into the mainstream. These posts have generated quite a bit of attention

https://twitter.com/LumpyNumber7/status/1709627095536504970

https://archive.ph/7pu1Q

https://twitter.com/LumpyNumber7/status/1709988664669782272

https://archive.ph/EMFn2

https://twitter.com/LumpyNumber7/status/1710000802335498633

https://archive.ph/xCv6O

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The Jakking continues, apparently the 'een was listening to slipknot while crying when drawing this one in class. You can see tear drop marks at several places along the Jak. The Jak appears to be directed towards Olive Enthusiasts(?). Breakdown in public while drawing nonsense gemerald.

https://twitter.com/LumpyNumber7/status/1710351861528535085

https://archive.ph/RelQm

 

[Soylent® Representative]

(shit nobody cares about)

logged in just to tell you catjak will never be a gem

 

[Colon capital V]

Fucking christ, his reaction is cringe and zoomer faggotry. Dox him now, in real life (not in minecraft).

 

[Punished Puck]

4999999 GET (L/A)
View attachment 5402911

5000000 GET (L/A)
View attachment 5402912

Special Mention:
4999998 GET (FAIL) (L/A)
View attachment 5402913
It garnered more attention that the actual GETs lol

Conclusion: TSV (TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY)

Le sigh, is that all it really takes to entertain soys repeating digits, like dangling keys in front of retards