Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Carnavoyeur]

Apple cider vinegar douche? What the hell? Is that a thing women do or is that yet another reason YWNBAW? I've never heard that before. I have a better idea, don't invert your fucking dick you psycho coomers. Imagine the smell, enough to singe your nose hairs, crikey. That graph is really interesting too btw.

Some women do. But douching with anything is not recommended for almost all women. At most it will temporarily alleviate symptoms of persistent infections, at worst it will make them, well, worse.

 

[Poonocchio]

Some women do. But douching with anything is not recommended for almost all women. At most it will temporarily alleviate symptoms of persistent infections, at worst it will make them, well, worse.

Tbh I had heard of the yoghurt thing I think in relation to candida? But yeah, apple cider vinegar is a new one.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/171qq5o/is_it_normal_to_feel_kinda_broken/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/2oXBI

Feeling broken after cutting off your dick?

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF transitions, rids herself of her problems, gets a girlfriend, and lives happily ever after.
Wait no nevermind.

Spoiler: I don’t want to be intimate with my partner. Ever again.

Prefacing this by saying I’m not asexual

I just can’t do it anymore. It’s not just the sex but being touched at all. I feel like an embarrassment. I don’t feel desirable as any gender and anyone who says I am must be lying to me. Im too small and weak to be attractive as a man. Too masculine for a girl. It’s not that I regret transitioning I just wish I wasn’t born.

We figured out how to have me top them anally with my natal bits but when we do it most of the time I just feel… pathetic. I cant really get a proper motion going without slipping out and having to readjust constantly. And I can see how ugly and fem my silhouette is. I barely go in anyways which they say they don’t mind/they can feel it/too deep is uncomfortable/they like it but I know no one really wants a dude with tits and a micro yk? Like I know i’m inadequate in that department but they insist I use my growth instead of my fingers. I just feel like an idiot. And confused.

Plus being asked if i’m hard/horny is humiliating. It should be obvious. But instead they have to awkwardly feel around to check for a thing that’s barely there. I don’t even think they can tell without looking for my reaction. I’m just a sad excuse for a boyfriend and my body doesn’t even work right. I don’t even think they enjoy it either. I can tell they’re using kid gloves on me and always worried I’ll get dysphoric or black out (unrelated ptsd).

I never want them to touch me ever again. It might kill our relationship but I can’t do it anymore. I can’t keep feeling subhuman in my own life.

If you read to the end of my sad ramblings then thank you. Also my condolences.

Link | Archive

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I know no one really wants a dude with tits and a micro yk?

I know I just shit on pooners, but I do feel bad for them at the end of the day, they're always so desperate to be men and then they end up as "men" with literally nothing going for them. Congratulations, even if you 100% pass (you don't), you're now a 5'2" man with a weird lumpy body and at best, a clit that passes as an awkwardly positioned micropenis. Have fun with that.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Oh really now? This is probably better for the surgery thread but:

It's miles better than most of the results shared in the SRS thread, but it's still unconvincing at best. The perineal raphe is very prominent and the "labia majora" do not have enough fat volume. I know that popular culture has created an unrealistic standard for labial appearance, and consequently, some troons have ridiculously fat "labia" that look like a second ass. However, even women whose labia aren't porn star fat have more tissue in the area than this guy. I bet when he closes his legs it just looks like what it is - a slit surrounded by scar tissue.

Now that I've criticized his surgical result, I will say that it's better than almost all of the results posted in the surgery thread. Really, zero-depth vaginoplasty is the only option with evidence to support its use.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

I know jersh is adamant that FTMs are all just molested victims but nah, some of them are also just degenerate coomers

I hope someday I stop feeling like I’m tricking people by passing as a man

one of the users, u/gem_snack, is one that fits this… also a potential munchie as they are active in cfs, mcas, and ehlersdanlos reddits.

She needs better help than Reddit.

Tax

 

[Lazy Printer]

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Hmm. Euros? I wonder what country.

"I'm pass with my clothes on" doubt

i'm sure i won't like the answer, but can't resist asking.

what is a monster fucker? other than someone who fucks trannies obviously, but i don't think this person was meaning that. is this like bestiality for imaginary creatures? is he writing to serial killers in jail trying to get married? where in the "got bored with wanking off to myself dressed in women's clothes so moved onto other degeneracies" spectrum does this fetish lie?

I suppose that he is a furfag, some furfags are in to monsters and stuff like that or a weeb there's a famous anime about monster girls after all. Probably both.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Another day, another tranny upset over dna results. u/sjay94

Spoiler: DNA Test

I did a DNA test via My Heritage to find out where I come from. The test involved taking swabs from the inner cheek and I just received an email that there was a gender mismatch, I reported myself as male but the swab results are of a female.

I’ve always been aware that obviously we can’t change our DNA, however I had no idea that it could be picked up as simply as in saliva. I’ve been fortunate to have not felt an ounce of dysphoria since having phallo nearly 6 years ago, however since reading that email this dysphoria is crippling

Sorry this isn’t directly phallo related, I just needed somewhere to offload. I can’t even bring myself to mention it to my wife

Kind words/suggestions on things to do to feel better would be most welcomed and greatly appreciated.

TIA x

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...can’t change our DNA, however I had no idea that it could be picked up as simply as in saliva.

America really needs to invest more in education.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Another day, another tranny upset over dna results. u/sjay94

Spoiler: DNA Test

I did a DNA test via My Heritage to find out where I come from. The test involved taking swabs from the inner cheek and I just received an email that there was a gender mismatch, I reported myself as male but the swab results are of a female.

I’ve always been aware that obviously we can’t change our DNA, however I had no idea that it could be picked up as simply as in saliva. I’ve been fortunate to have not felt an ounce of dysphoria since having phallo nearly 6 years ago, however since reading that email this dysphoria is crippling

Sorry this isn’t directly phallo related, I just needed somewhere to offload. I can’t even bring myself to mention it to my wife

Kind words/suggestions on things to do to feel better would be most welcomed and greatly appreciated.

TIA x

Link | Archive

America really needs to invest more in education.

You're not wrong about education, but that won't help troons.

It's not Education that's their issue it's a mix of narcissism with their demands to change science to appease their feelings and they're just flat-out fucking nuts. I mean wanting to chop your dick or tits off to me is pretty clear signs you're fucked in the head.

 

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[PetiteFeet]

Tax

What a shame. It's not even that he's an ugly troon, in fact I think he's visually one of the more appealing if still visibly manly trannies out there but he wasn't an ugly man before trooning out..

 

[batteredpancakes]

14 year old boy isn't sure if TiF is actually a man as she claims; proceeds to grab her chest and attempt to grab her balls.

Spoiler: Got touched inappropriately because someone was unsure about my gender

Something happened yesterday that made me really uncomfortable, I don’t know if I’m just being dramatic.

There’s this 14 year old boy at my work place, I’m 33. I’ve been living as a dude here, but some people know that I am trans because when I first started working here I had just begun T.

Anyway, we get along quite well and sometimes we play fight. But yesterday all of a sudden he grabbed me from behind and grabbed my chest. I’m binding with trans tape. Then he put his hand under, between my legs and tried to squeeze my balls obviously ended up grabbing my natal parts.

Then he asked really loudly “hey are you a boy or a girl?”

I was so fucking embarrassed, and I feel violated. I have cptsd from childhood abuse and it sent me into a panic attack because I had a flashback.

I just wanted to share this with people who might understand. I don’t feel so good about what happened…

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Happened in rural Thailand. TiF is panicking and quitting the job due to her being outed and everyone being based in thailand.

 

[TheDataHorder]

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Feeling broken after cutting off your dick?

of course it's broken, the lower joystick was mutilated beyond repair.
unfortunately intentional damage like this is not covered under warranty, replacement of the part plus a factory reset is recommend but we cannot guarantee that your device will continue to work as expected.
thank you for your understanding.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

sometimes we play fight

He's 14 and going through puberty, wrestling with him wouldn't be appropriate if she was a man either but having short hair and taped down titties isn't going to deter his hormonal reaction to an older woman letting him touch her consensually. The little pervert went for it.

She should absolutely leave her job, even though this kid is disgusting she obviously isn't able to set basic boundries with literal children and has put herself in an unsafe situation. It will happen again. She needs to be put into a group home or at least have a wrangler if she doesn't understand these things at 33.

And I'm sure that the cock chop capital of the world is going to give a fuck about her being a troon. Lmao.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Happened in rural Thailand. TiF is panicking and quitting the job due to her being outed and everyone being based in thailand.

The comments are amazing.

How the hell did you not sock this shit out of him? That is not okay. ESPECIALLY in the work place. Report him. You can play fight without going anywhere near a persons genitals. This is sexual assault.

I just... Your 14yo co-worker tried to squeeze your (33yo) balls? Am I reading that right? Where the hell do you work?

No, it's not sexual assault it's just highly inappropriate behaviour from a literal child. Maybe it says more about the time I grew up in vs now but I don't recall any of the pedagogues(people who work with children in an after-school setting, wholly unrelated to schools where I'm from) I interacted with as a kid getting upset and threatening to quit their job if a kid had inappropriate behaviour - they'd scold the child and talk to the parents.
Maybe Thailand is different, IDK, I've never been. But I sincerely doubt any body of authority cares if a child played grabass with an adult except to investigate the adult.

that is so vile….the person is 14 so they definitely know right from wrong…ngl this sounds like assault but that’s just my opinion.

He's a literal child, you retard. It's not assault, you're a lunatic. But keep diluting the meaning of words, look at where that's taken us with "literal nazi" and "literal fascists".

I don't understand why this needs to be shared on reddit, especially if you're from a "less civilised" part of the world (which I'm sure is how these troons see different cultures, anyway)
Scold the child, chew him the fuck out if you felt assaulted. Children understand correction and sometimes clear boundaries need to be set. I'm not saying to bend him over your knee and slap his ass red but a stern talking to why touching people like that is inappropriate is a million times better than simply quitting your job, tail between your legs like the mutt you are.

So manly, much macho. Wow.

Binder review of this binder

And now for something less soul-crushing

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[Poonocchio]

TiF transitions, rids herself of her problems, gets a girlfriend, and lives happily ever after.
Wait no nevermind.

Weird. Was it Tony "Gap Tooth" Reed that said transition cures dysphoria and regret for transition especially SRS was like 0% a few weeks ago? This is the second on this page people expressing they are still "dysphoric" and unhappy after transition. Very weird. JANNIES, shut it the fuck down!

 

[UncleTusky]

And now for something less soul-crushing

Thank you for lightening the mood, now let's enjoy a troon learning that amholes are expensive:


(Twitter, archive.md omits most of the relevant tweets).

I don't know he got the idea that this should only cost $20k without insurance, you can easily find troons bragging on YT about how their insurance covered the entire $250k bill.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

But I sincerely doubt any body of authority cares if a child played grabass with an adult except to investigate the adult.

There are plenty of parents who would try to put her in jail for this. She was hopefully just being retarded but she shouldn't work with kids if she thinks it's ok to have touchy feely ticklefights with people less than half her age. She talks like an expat, but I don't have reddit so I can't check since it's marked as "mature content". Lmao at the other poons pushing all the responsibility on the child and calling him a rapist. Maybe don't make physical contact with teenage boys that you're in charge of?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I wonder what goes through the mind of a cisgender woman, as they lay down in the bed, while a hormone riddled pooner sadly pumps their swollen clit or frankenweener on them. Experiencing no sexual gratification, no orgasms, no romantic connection. Just hoping that by the morning the virtue points they received by being humped by a grotesque, mentally ill pooner will be enough to validate their fucked up world view.

It’s not just the larping of sex, it’s the constant coddling, the constant whining about dysphoria, the daily emotional breakdowns. This person supposedly identifies as a “man” but the only masculine traits they have are humorous caricatures of what a man is: a patchy, whisky scraggly beard, zipper tits, ill-fitting clothes that are not designed for someone with wide hips. The inability to understand the simplicity of how males typically dress, so they look like they are cosplaying as Guy Fieri.

What is wrong with these people?