2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[draggs]

Yom Kippur War 2: Pantsless Boogaloo

Hamas pantsed the IDF, now the IDF is pantsing them back. Total Pants Death in the Holy Land. Imagine the smell

 

[Kalsarikännit]

It never stops being funny to me that Israelis are surrounded by people that want to violently murder them yet they aren't allowed to own weapons except under very strict circumstances. Don't you want your civilians to be as heavily armed as Americans for just these circumstances? If you had Russians or Chinese soldiers pulling these slapdash shenanigans, Americans in every town would instantly create death squads so we can finally field test our Gucci builds.

The different groups of Israelis are always getting into squabbles as well, I don’t know if having them armed would go as smoothly as you’re thinking (during peacetime, that is)

 

[Random Internet Person]

There are two positives to this conflict:

1) we get to see current_year supporters make mental pretzels trying to argue how isreal is right for defending itself as a foreign occupying nation, or how supporting palestine to kill jews isn't anti-semetic nazi rhetoric.

2) Watch the entire arm-chair wing of the internet swap their Slavic-history and strategy expert caps for middle-eastern religious expert hats, seems as their expert-virologist and immunologist hats are gathering dust.

1. The left is going to be 100% pro Palestine. They see Hamas as fighting for an oppressed people fighting back against an occupying force. If this was 1970s/1980s Northern Ireland, these folks would be pro-IRA republicans. The only real squirming would be from leftists realizing that by being anti-Israel, they share a position with MAGA supporters and /pol/ users.

2. Honestly, I think the only question is what flavor of anti-Israel you’re going to see in the reasoning for being so. Maybe with some shots at Joseph Biden for good measure.

And then the Palestinians will cry when the Israelis push their shit in. This is the main reason I dislike the Palestinians is because they get all pissy when they get hit and don’t understand that they’re part of the cycle of violence. Especially when they hit first.

There are Jews who actually feel bad for the Palestinians including some ultra orthodox (who are anti-Israel for religious reasons) and your typical liberal commies. I have never seen a Palestinian admit they’re a part of the problem or feel any guilt for any violence they perpetrated.

Diplomacy is possible with other Arabic peoples. Other Muslims can hold down an intellectual conversation and are capable of introspection. Palestinians are basically just a bunch of sand dindus and armed to the teeth.

You think they have it down to a science at this point?

 

[SBG]

I can't help but find it hilarious that Israel likely wouldn't have been dealing with this if they weren't run by assholes that spit in the face of their allies. They were so conceited that they figured it was a given that allies would protect them from any serious harm that they didn't bother caring about whether they should support those wanting to support them.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I'm just gonna say this shit now if Israel could kill every Palestinian they would have done it already. "Now Hamas is gonna really get it this time guys just watch".

In all of Israel's 70 years of occupation, now gonna be the moment they really give it to Palestine guys! Such cope.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Lol our “greatest” ally that attacked U.S. ships,

Which is why I’m in no rush to help them.

planned 9/11,

The Saudis did 9/11 and funded Isis. We didn’t do anything because of the petro dollar, which they’re currently undermining.

 

[888Flux]

Just a reminder that all these "conservative" politicians serve their master Israel first before America

The Biden admin funded an attempted color revolution to oust Netanyahu and destroy the right coalition in Israel. Hamas would not do 1/10th of what they are doing currently if they knew the US wouldn't respond in the same manner it has since Israel took Greatest Ally status.

I would not be surprised if in the next few days Biden becomes Number 5 on the list. Israel maintains it's sovereignty as a nation through it's intelligence program and Mossad has assassinated people for a lot less

 

[General Tug Boat]

I am just to leave a bit of a closing thought because again I would rather let the developments go further as they may. Though if it is true that already the casualties on the Palestine's side is already over passed a couple hundred, then the amount of dead that are going to be littering Gaza tonight will make this morning look like nothing in comparison. I wonder if anything how far the insurgents actually ended up advancing at this point and time, because if their are already counter strikes taking place. Then something is telling me that by the end of the night that what ever progress that was made by the 82nd hand glider brigade is going to be completely come undone in terms of losses when comparing both sides.

If HAMAS has such a bad handling of GEO-Tracking that American trannies had in terms of Ukraine. Then most of the men in these videos and selfies are likely going to be blown into chunks by nightfall. In terms of optics the IDF and the Mossad failed tremendously, and can been seen as a success in terms of HAMAS. In terms of the propaganda war it has to go to the Israelis, because at the end of the day they now have every conceivable excuse to level the Gaza strip for the nth time. Plus at least at the initial stroke of the pen, they ended up getting 8 billion in emergency gibs by Johnny the American tax payer. This escalating into a regional ground war I find to be extremely unlikely, considering that the amount of ordinance Israel can just piledrive endlessly makes such an effort unnecessary.

I guess the kino I get from this entire thing is just seeing the slap fight the goat fucker cartels get in with the neo-con simps. With the tranny, white women take thrown into the mix, and the odd edge stormcloud waffen poster. Despite the bloodshed and misery, leave it to faggots on Twitter to throw their low-octane take into the mix. Well there maybe winners and losers on the side of these two competing factions, but all I know is that the Kiwi Farms always wins.

 

[Breadbassket]

Missiles launched from Gaza toward Tel Aviv in response to Israeli warplanes bombing residential neighborhoods.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

if this turns into another ukraine situation where we get people from other countries l

Spoiler: Historysperging

British took Palestine from Ottomans in 1918 and promised it to the Jews, then promised it to the Arabs during WW2. Jews started settling and formed militias. Some violence and terrorism happens until 1947 when a proposed UN partition is rejected by the Arabs. Israeli militias beat back the Arabs. Arabs try again in 1967 and 1973 but lose again and Israel occupies more territory and starts settling in Jews and expelling Palestinians from their homes. Palestinians form militant groups and fight the Israeli state from within. Some attempts at peace fail and never last long. Israel keeps settling in Palestinian land and kicks people out of their homes and Palestinians continue firing rockets and commiting random terror attacks. Worth noting that Israelis are settlers or descendants of settlers while Palestinians have been living there since forever. And thanks to Israeli government policy some Jew from Brooklyn can waltz in and take some random Arab family’s home. This is the main reason for the bad blood between them.

wild how so much in history is just because the british did something that ended up causing problems.

 

[draggs]

I'm just gonna say this shit now if Israel could kill every Palestinian they would have done it already. "Now Hamas is gonna really get it this time guys just watch".

In all of Israel's 70 years of occupation, now gonna be the moment they really give it to Palestine guys! Such cope.

You're gonna be crying about the several thousand Pallys dead by the end of next week. It'll probably be around 1000 by the end of today (US EST)

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

damn, i hope your family isn't living anywhere near gaza
hope you can find some kind of basement bunker for safety until things clear up a bit

They are further up north, also I live on the ground floor, so it's basically a concrete shelter. Just need to watch out for glass.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Has anyone else noticed the absolute worship of israel and jews has been outsourced to india?
Seriously look on twitter and look at any related hashtag to the current event and see how many indians are coming out to kiss the feet of israel.
I guess you really can outsource nationalism.

It’s simple as Hindus hate Muslims. So India and Israel liking each other makes sense.

 

[Fcret]

Iran is facing a water and food crisis currently. Would not be surprised if they're trying to stoke up some happenings to keep domestic ire focused elsewhere.

But it could also just be Hamas going for one last hurrah before the oil princes who've bankrolled them for decades decide to throw Palestine under the bus in order to get better access to those sweet, sweet value-added industries the Israelis have.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I just made a post on 8chan.moe/Mark Mann thread and I found this gem while I was looking for material. Thought it would be more appropriate to post this here rather than there

Apparently the coomer propaganda has SOME effect, so you might see spergs flying over from the west like in Ukraine, if this goes on for too long.
Disclaimer: 8chan.moe is full of pedophiles, so they might just be an outlier. I have seen plenty of /pol/ posts on 4chan falling over for these yid whores as well, so not sure.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I just made a post on 8chan.moe/Mark Mann thread and I found this gem while I was looking for material. Thought it would be more appropriate to post this here rather than there
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Apparently the coomer propaganda has SOME effect, so you might see spergs flying over from the west like in Ukraine, if this goes on for too long.
Disclaimer: 8chan.moe is full of pedophiles, so they might just be an outlier. I have seen plenty of /pol/ posts on 4chan falling over for these yid whores as well, so not sure.

Aren't most of the Tel Aviv military thots literally just hired instagram models from Europe and the USA?

 

[sleeperagent]

Has anyone else noticed the absolute worship of israel and jews has been outsourced to india?
Seriously look on twitter and look at any related hashtag to the current event and see how many indians are coming out to kiss the feet of israel.
I guess you really can outsource nationalism.

They don't like Muslims. They want Israeli IT jobs

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Uhhhhh why are all their pants lowered? lmao

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Humiliation and trying to run with pants around your ankles is hilarious; in other contexts I mean.

Rockets hitting Tel Aviv, allegedly.
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If true, it is probably in Rishon Lezion, Bat Yam, or Tel Aviv.

Could be anywhere else really, but this would be my guess considering information lag.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Yeah, visited my parents yesterday and woke up to the apocalypse. Returned to Tel Aviv few hours ago, and it's a ghost town.

I’m trying to find out information about civilian movement. Are people fleeing to other areas or just staying indoors?

 

[MugolEx]

Humiliation and trying to run with pants around your ankles is hilarious; in other contexts I mean.

If true, it is probably in Rishon Lezion, Bat Yam, or Tel Aviv.

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Could be anywhere else really, but this would be my guess considering information lag.

To add to this.