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Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
These rants lead into the usual debunks from the blogs and an interesting thread mention. Courtney noticed us Boys, gals and Nbs.
This anon kicked off with a rant about OPSEC. Courtney tells them to get help.
This leads them to talk about their time on the thread, how the thread is always 3 months behind on what's happening, and the time where she was using the @Obsidian_pyrite account set us straight about Cameron? That's not how I remember it but all right.
They also confirm by virtue of knowing the very dead site The Dirty .com that it was Courtney who most likely wrote the accusation about Cameron that was there. and we archived.
ETA: Courtney remembering her making out with Lily.
Hello I'm here to say that I'm still alive, and so is Lily's dumb webcomic about a pokemon trainer and her pokemon who are best friends who love and care about each other very much which is why 80% of the comic is about how much they make each other miserable.
Hello I'm here to say that I'm still alive, and so is Lily's dumb webcomic about a pokemon trainer and her pokemon who are best friends who love and care about each other very much which is why 80% of the comic is about how much they make each other miserable.
Is there a single fucking webcomic which neither of those are entirely mad at each other trying to cutting their throats off and whatever the violence?
This anon kicked off with a rant about OPSEC. Courtney tells them to get help. View attachment 5380291
This leads them to talk about their time on the thread, how the thread is always 3 months behind on what's happening, and the time where she was using the @Obsidian_pyrite account set us straight about Cameron? That's not how I remember it but all right. View attachment 5380290View attachment 5380289
They also confirm by virtue of knowing the very dead site The Dirty .com that it was Courtney who most likely wrote the accusation about Cameron that was there. and we archived.
Man I wish Courtney would just stfu as much as Lily. They just both love to lie about the farms because they know most people wont resolve to check it themselves. Also Courtney having some sort of complex about 'setting us straight' and the thread being behind drives me nuts (Wild how she posted all of this 3 months ago and we totally just noticed now /sarcasm). She's just like her sister.
KF is (or at least was before the rise of the gossip blogs) the #1 resource for anyone trying to find information on Lily that you cannot directly access through her blog or YT channel and no one gives this thread the respect it deserves. I don't even really want them to, I don't care about never getting any recognition for the archives and shit we do here, I just don't want Courtney to act like she didn't get run off when she initially posted here.
This should've been a sign as to what we were about to have to deal with.
Like girl we didn't even know you were telling the truth at that point and you're going to act like that much of a bitch off rip? To assume that a thread with nearly 1,500 pages didn't ever once bring up the fact that Lily had a sister and we were all totally clueless to that is crazy to say the least. The Cameron thing is even more crazy because I checked each of her 4 posts and she doesn't even mention him or respond to the posts asking/talking about him even once. A supposed victim never has to talk about their abuser, of course, but to claim that she set us straight when in fact it was @ÁchtunaRoll who corrected the thread and Courtney ran off before even bothering to answer is frustrating to say the least.
Anyways, anyone know who this anon who keeps 'warning' Court is? I can't imagine it'd be any of us, but I don't know that for sure. Personally I don't care if Courtney turns into a cow herself, she has all the makings for a good one, and it'd be nice to watch a family of shitty people fall rather than just 1 standout abuser. By all means I say let her say whatever she wants, gives us more to talk about, but I'd be interested to hear if any of you disagree.
KF is (or at least was before the rise of the gossip blogs) the #1 resource for anyone trying to find information on Lily that you cannot directly access through her blog or YT channel and no one gives this thread the respect it deserves
I mean we're still a good deposit of information on Lily Orchard, just one that isn't a desirable option. I should get on myself to update the Google doc I made as a alternative to this site since it's very outdated.
Man I wish Courtney would just stfu as much as Lily. They just both love to lie about the farms because they know most people wont resolve to check it themselves. Also Courtney having some sort of complex about 'setting us straight' and the thread being behind drives me nuts (Wild how she posted all of this 3 months ago and we totally just noticed now /sarcasm). She's just like her sister.
KF is (or at least was before the rise of the gossip blogs) the #1 resource for anyone trying to find information on Lily that you cannot directly access through her blog or YT channel and no one gives this thread the respect it deserves. I don't even really want them to, I don't care about never getting any recognition for the archives and shit we do here, I just don't want Courtney to act like she didn't get run off when she initially posted here.
"They finally noticed the AMA that I posted in the middle of the thread without warning". Fuckin what.
I'm at least glad she's not pretending to be some kind of "kingpin" that has the kiwi informants in her back pocket or something. That'd be cringe.
But this, this is just annoying. She showed up wanting attention and when no one cared she went to tumblr instead. And then she adds Orchard to her tags just to squeeze as much notoriety out of Lily as she can. I wish the site outside this thread had a better reputation, so people that wanted to make fun of Lily didn't have to put up with these stupid sanctimonious blogs anymore. I miss Cypher, they were the best one honestly. Cypher also gave the thread credit and posted here a couple of times. That's a rare trait nowadays.
I just wanna say, Courtney keeps doing what Patch used to do, barging in and asking "why hasn't anyone consulted me?", because no one fucking cares what you have to say. The people following your blog only care about getting dirt on Lily. Whoever this retard warning her of "cowdom" is has a put a lot of stock into the idea that anyone fucking cares what Courtney Peet gets up to when she's not shitposting on tumblr.
That's Courtney. Identical writing style. I guess she's pissed that the thread isn't full of uncritical praise for her manic shitflinging. If anyone ever had any doubt of her being related to jerry, here's the proof.
I mean we're still a good deposit of information on Lily Orchard, just one that isn't a desirable option. I should get on myself to update the Google doc I made as a alternative to this site since it's very outdated.
honestly its fucking rich that this bunch of stupid, immature crybabys think that theyre better than us
this reminds me of that lockheed martin twitter person that got rightfully shat on by twitter but suddenly a bunch of people did a 180 when it turned out that the doxx came from the farms
you dont get to milk this d list celebrity cat fight by all its worth (even using lily's ex's last name) and somehow act like youre better than us
"the kf is 3 months late on everything" no we're not, we just don't archive everything relating to Courtney because no one gives a shiiiiit about her. someone send them an ask telling her to make steven universe videos and then she'll have her own up to date thread
Their love language is IT support so Mikay can play one of Lily's hyper fixations. Wonder if it be the same if Lily played the Jak series for Mikay?
She quit the DMC recordings for Mikay's now shelved video with extreme prejudice, even though Mikay was enjoying it. Mikay hasn't contributed to this channel in 6 months
Stream Recap Variety Hour, featuring the final editing stream and perhaps more.
Gather round, faithful ones
Starting with The 5th editing stream...
Nothing happens the entire time, not bad since it was only about an hour long. There is a reason though, according to Lily she's come down with the flu, and actually stops the stream after coming back from vomiting. Mikaila hears this and goes "oooh honeeeey."
NEXT!
Let's move on to the BG 3 stream.
Lily originally couldn't make it 40 minutes into this game without ragequitting, so this might be more interesting. She also doesn't sound as sick.
She is joined by Mikay (of course). Badlur's Gate, just like regular DnD, is incredibly fucking boring to watch if you have no clue what's going on. And worse still Lily has stacked her party with the exact same sassy girl squad she always prefers.
Across an hour she complains that an arrow can miss if you don't click precisely within the enemies hitbox, complains that thieves tools and trap disarm tools are two different things (reasonable), complains that one of her party gets stunned when she tries to destroy a wall of rock by physically hitting it. She says most of DnD's ruleset is completely ass backwards, maybe stop playing like a fucking retard.
Is there anyone here that's played BG3? i'm not crazy right? I've heard the game is slower and stingy with dice rolls but Lily's straight up playing incorrectly and then getting mad when the game doesn't magically do things for her. I'm not even saying BG3 is good, I'm just saying Lily is an obstinate turd and I doubt her opinions.
Gets surprised by 4 mimics and quits out when being ambushed means her usual advantages don't work. Hey that's longer than she lasted last time she played, and she immediately switches over to Baldur's Gate 2. Despite the title of the stream she fails to see how playing a bad game could be entertaining for chat. Cause fuck them right? Streams are about Lily not her audience.
I forgot, this is I believe a modded version of BG2 with expanded gay romance options. The modded dialogue is almost as bad as BG3s, and this is supposed to be the better one. It's Borderlands le reddit tier writing, and Lily laughs the entire time. Mikaila for once is dead silent, I appreciate the subtle comedy.
The difference between this dialogue and Sarevok's not five minutes earlier is wild.
Pain.
Now can you guys guess why Lily loves the mushy romance mod so much? Yep that's right, it's because her favorite coupling is technically incest. That's another one for the bingo card.
At the very least both her and Mikaila have played Baldur's Gate so they kind of have something to talk about, but nothing of substance. I'm not going to pretend that video games make for excellent conversation, but Lily and Mikaila do not have the chemistry for doing this as often as they do. What usually happens is Lily just talks at Mikay and Mikay will make a quip and then go silent, if she ever goes too deep into something else Lily will tell her to stay on topic, which means shutting up and watching.
After more ungodly dialogue they bounce and tell chat not to buy BG 3. That's all folks!
Watching her play Baldur's Gate has made me realize Lily has the worst taste in fantasy tropes. It's hard to describe, she worships the starwars prequels, only likes WoW because of Sylvanas, prefers Kingdom Hearts over better action games, only ever plays try hard dexfag classes like ranger and rogue. Reminds me of this thing, if anyone remembers it.
An upside to recent streams is that Lolo has made herself scarce for whatever reason. I don't know if she's just been busy but she hasn't made a meaningful appearance in what feels like a month. This suits my ears and sanity just fine but it does mean Lily's only been interacting with her other footstool, the wife.
Sorry this one is so late, I had a hell of a hectic week. Just last night and even today I've had quite the series of misadventures. Word of advice, don't go broke in one of the worst times for hiring of the year.
Watching her play Baldur's Gate has made me realize Lily has the worst taste in fantasy tropes. It's hard to describe, she worships the starwars prequels, only likes WoW because of Sylvanas, prefers Kingdom Hearts over better action games, only ever plays try hard dexfag classes like ranger and rogue. Reminds me of this thing, if anyone remembers it.
Because she doesn't actually like fantasy. She hates everything about fantasy or sci-fi that most fans like-- the escape to other worlds, experiences you can't get by walking outside, alien concepts and fantastical mythologies.
But she likes the trappings of it. Not so much the world but the powers it confers. She likes the idea of pretending she has world-altering magic in an environment where violence is always the right answer. She likes the idea of being powerful and beloved, of being able to smite her foes with wanton abandon, of fucking equally powerful hot chicks who are also capable of mass murder.
That's what she keeps pulling away with in Star Wars, too, and possibly the reason she gravitated toward the prequels, where Anakin's Force powers are completely unearned -- conveying that if you're special you get just get to change the world at your leisure -- and the Dark Side is shown to be powerful and seductive and let you kill whoever wrongs you. (Missing the fact that the prequels were meant to be a deconstruction of the Chosen One story and the fact that the Dark Side didn't exactly make anything better.)
It's just about the power fantasy. She doesn't care about what fantasy stories can really do, either thematically or just in terms of story potential. All she wants is to be able to lean on impossibly powerful characters who can easily sweep aside actual conflict so they can be adored and doted on and cry about their PTSD as the world revolves around them.
I'm not going to pretend that video games make for excellent conversation, but Lily and Mikaila do not have the chemistry for doing this as often as they do.
This is kinda related, I think. You can absolutely have excellent conversations about video games, there's a lot to examine depending on what your interest is-- level design, mechanics, the integration of story with gameplay (or the failure thereof), characters and character design. I've got a friend who I can talk to for days on end about game design in a meaningful way. Less anecdotally, you can look up all kinds of speedrunners on Youtube and just listen to the passion they have discussing quirky mechanics and coding errors in the games they've dedicated themselves to. If somebody is passionate and knowledgeable enough, anything that can become a scintillating conversation.
But Lily just wants the power fantasy.
You can see it in her World of Warcraft fanfiction. You can see it in how she plays Pokemon. It seems to be the reason she likes playing Kingdom Hearts (not really a knock on KH but from 2 forward it's the kind of game that wants to make you feel like a badass). As soon as she can't brute force her way through a game she decides it 'bad design'. She doesn't actually care about the structure of games or how they challenge the player or how to use their mechanics or the stories that are being told, it's exclusively about being the biggest badass in the digital room.
I don't like to be mean about Mikay's art, but...
Yeesh. These aren't worth it.
You can tell she hasn't done this in awhile, because this is worded and edited like a price chart from 2010. Today, most artists are considerate of how much of the character is being drawn ( bust vs full-body).
It's telling that she only has one full-body image here. Like, if I look at this as a potential buyer, I don't know how she handles full poses. And there's nothing there with a character fully-standing, with their feet on the ground and their legs extended. Everything is cut off at the knee, or has bent legs.
As for prices, I think $25 is "fine", but that's because I hate doing lineart personally.
Why is monochrome $15 cheaper? I would make her flats and monochrome the same price at $45.
and shading...
She's gotta have better examples, right? I feel like she's done better.
Not $75 better. Maybe $60
I know she's probably charging around minimum wage hours, but the sad truth is that her art isn't there yet. I don't think she would be justified with these prices.
/SPOILER]
Only an hour before a bug forces her to quit. To save Shifty an hour of his day this is the only bit of the stream she speaks outside of acting out game text.
"the kf is 3 months late on everything" no we're not, we just don't archive everything relating to Courtney because no one gives a shiiiiit about her. someone send them an ask telling her to make steven universe videos and then she'll have her own up to date thread
The unfortunate truth both Lily and Courtney refuse to realize is they're both really boring, exhausting, people to bother following in close detail. One dug herself into irrelevancy by being a dogshit human being, and the other is leeching off their dwindling clout to grandstand.
It's not even fun to bully Lily; rather than sperg and double down, she sweeps any dissenting opinion under a rug and pretends to be a native lady with her abuse-victim of a partner. She's probably just as much a fucking neet as Yandev is.
I have more patience for Courtney than other kiwis like @masterpiece because she's not a pedophilic groomer, but has dirt on the pedophilic groomer. But I also don't even bother reading her bullshit, either. If Courtney helps Lily burn to the ground or get herself into prison, I'm all for dealing with her and giving her whatever generic asspats she wants.
KF is (or at least was before the rise of the gossip blogs) the #1 resource for anyone trying to find information on Lily that you cannot directly access through her blog or YT channel and no one gives this thread the respect it deserves. I don't even really want them to, I don't care about never getting any recognition for the archives and shit we do here, I just don't want Courtney to act like she didn't get run off when she initially posted here.
It is frustrating how large the KiwiFarms site grew over the past 6 years, yet still holds a dubious reputation that makes it a boogeyman for overly-sensitive leftists and a haven for actual racists and spergs when it's in reality just a gossip forum with an annoying habit of using slurs.
The only people who'd even give a shit about Lily are the same people who'd label anyone the scum of the Earth for misgendering someone or calling Jessica Yaniv a tra*** 5 years ago, so they won't even do the due diligence to realize we also largely treat Orchard with kids gloves, and have people who bother archiving the worst of Lily's shit. So obviously that gives Lily and Courtney free reign to say whatever we want about us.
Is there anyone here that's played BG3? i'm not crazy right? I've heard the game is slower and stingy with dice rolls but Lily's straight up playing incorrectly and then getting mad when the game doesn't magically do things for her. I'm not even saying BG3 is good, I'm just saying Lily is an obstinate turd and I doubt her opinions.
No matter how 'easy' 5th edition D&D and Baldur's Gate 3 are compared to their older iterations, you're only going to go so far with a bunch of wimpy skill monkeys in a game that expects you to run beefy paladins and capable fighters, too. It's not so much that Lily can't run 4 pretty rogues and rangers than not realizing the inherent limitations of running 4 rogues and playing around it.
she likes the trappings of it. Not so much the world but the powers it confers. She likes the idea of pretending she has world-altering magic in an environment where violence is always the right answer. She likes the idea of being powerful and beloved, of being able to smite her foes with wanton abandon, of fucking equally powerful hot chicks who are also capable of mass murder.
That sounds about right. Lily would absolutely be the cunt who would pull a Chris-Chan and make a perfect character sheet with 20s across the board and make her rogue somehow shoot strawberry-scented rainbows from her fingertips as an Eldtritch Blast despite not multiclassing into Warlock or making a pact with a patron that'd even give her rainbow blasts. Then make a fuss when things don't go her way.
It's telling that she only has one full-body image here. Like, if I look at this as a potential buyer, I don't know how she handles full poses. And there's nothing there with a character fully-standing, with their feet on the ground and their legs extended. Everything is cut off at the knee, or has bent legs.
This. You can really tell Mikaila didn't bother with a single anatomy lesson and defaults to copying template poses when she needs to do a full body, hence why you rarely see any dynamic examples of her work.
Had she bothered with any lighting whatsoever, she'd be fine charging 60+ dollars for color work, but all her colors are flat with zero inspired color choices, making it just about as much effort as a monochrome.
Truth is, unless she gamed the system efficiently, and can pump work out , the pricing is somehow too low to justify the time sink, but not low enough to justify her prices in relation to her skill level. Her work is about on par with Andrew Dobson, and that's not a good thing.
But of course she's stuck being Lily's fucktoy and companion rather than have time to improve and learn to draw better.
9 years old is just old enough to know that’s horrible, autism or no autism.
Sure. You keep telling yourself that, Mikay.
