Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Actually, I have it on good authority that because Eric July's property is a business front, he has no expectation of privacy. Also, affixing stickers to a window does not constitute criminal vandalism. Anyone is legally entitled to do what Riley did and *licks liquor bottle* Eric needs to stop acting like a dumb, violent nigger. But I love the guy and hope he makes lots of money.
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You joke, but what we need now, more than anything, is Nick to drunkenly proclaim that Riley will totally beat these charges and that the cops and DA are all dummies too.

That will seal Riley's fate. As foretold by the Rekieta lawsplaining curse.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Shit like this doesn't help either.

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When I went to archive these, I noticed they already were, but didn't see them posted in this thread (at least not the first one). Hopefully July or his fans are. He's been saying a LOT of dumb self-incriminating shit on Twitter.
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Really wish this fat midget and Vito the pedo attended that rave with their owner Juju in Israel.
 
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Philly Phunk Machine said:
he looks like Great Value Wendigoon lol
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Sorta, yeah. Or rather, he did. He looks like an AIDS infested fag now.

The only reason why Digibro got anywhere with his channel is because he was a very early rider on the "Sword Art Online is shit" hate train. It was a sentiment that a lot of people agreed with. Much like Masterson with Maddox, he eventually drove that into the ground though. Now he thinks he's a woman named Trixie, and is a homeless blight on society.

Meanwhile, I personally think Wendigoon is entertaining.

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"Hurr durr he gets facts wrong." So list some you fucking kiddy diddling faggot.
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Null sometimes does get facts wrong on MATI, but it's usually minor ones.

For example, Coomalot's cars are oval racers. Not drag racers.

If people wanna cling onto that (and I've seen a few), they can I guess, but it doesn't detract from the overarching point that Coomalot fucked up two very expensive pieces of Rekieta sponsored machinery on the same exact night Rekieta was having his 7 hour long temper tantrum. The humor is in the serendipity and timing. Not what fucking type of race cars they were.

EDIT: Typo.
 
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Hal said:
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"Assisting Officer - White, Chad" Based

But seriously, I searched the thread and I can't find this nigger's surname. Is that actually a state secret? If anybody knows, plug it into https://apps2.collincountytx.gov/JudicialRecords/Case/Search and get the case number.
 
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>felony stalking
Damn, you know I'm a retard, but I'm pretty sure you're allowed to use lethal force to stop someone in commission of a felony in Texas. It's really strange how the attorneys who have opined on this matter all felt that lethal force would not have been permissible when clearly the DA thinks otherwise.
 
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Null said:
>felony stalking
Damn, you know I'm a retard, but I'm pretty sure you're allowed to use lethal force to stop someone in commission of a felony in Texas. It's really strange how the attorneys who have opined on this matter all felt that lethal force would not have been permissible when clearly the DA thinks otherwise.
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You asked on MATI recently if anyone still listens to Dick regularly and I do as something to have on in the background. I’d clip if I knew how but he chimped out on you even more about how you said Erik July could have used lethal force.

Crow has been served at the Nick and Dick dinner table, but their fragile egos will prevent them from eating it.
 
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Mag dumping Riley is now both legally and economically sound
-MSM will report this as "Whitey tried to interrupt poor socioeconomic person's business and got shot/deserved it
-Eric gets free PR for magdumping Riley thus more ISOM sales due to coverage
-Riley already vowed to repeat despite facing a felony charge thus justifying said mag dump
 
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Captain Manning said:
Shit like this doesn't help either.
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Nigga, you can't be this fucking stupid. 100%, if he pulls up again, he is going to be shot, and the DA will tell his family and friends "He got what he fucking deserved, no charges".

Please, for the love of god, let Riley try this shit again and get shot. I don't ask for much, but this would be fucking hilarious. Please.
 
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