Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

I'm not convinced Nick actually has concrete beliefs beyond "I deserve money, I shouldn't have to work, I deserve to coom as much as I want, and nobody should be allowed to judge me for it."

"No fat chicks."

 

[Geared Chris]

As sort of a series (while it lasts), I will be scrubbing through older streams of Nick's in view of what we know now. I'm starting with his most viewed non-trial streams but I'm more than happy to take suggestions if you know of less-viewed streams that are particularly revelatory.

Flashback 6/3/2022 Everyone Has Already Done This Show - Making Fun of Elaine, Grace Randolph, VICE, Eddie Kim, MORE!​

Context: 317K views. This is a few days after his Worst Day yet still in the glow of DeppHeard. Superchat reading lasted for over an hour. Ty Beard joined. He'd recently reached cumulatively 100M views and was 26th in the world for Superchat revenue - both of which he celebrated and enacted fake humility.

"I accidentally changed the world."
"I hope to stand as a beacon of inspiration for all the people [who struggle]."
- Nick Rekieta

"I expect you to be bigger than Joe Rogan in 5 years"
- Ty Beard

On OF Girls:
- He was horrified that women were grooming their vaginas for OF. Condemned the platform as "atrocious".
- Responding to a Superchat who was an OF-wannabe: "Don't sell your dignity."

Worst Day:
- "Some heavy shit landed."
- Responding to a Superchat, "No, I'm not dying." (He said it dismissively and with humor. I hereby do not believe theories that the Worst Day had to do with his health. Nick lies but not about this stuff.)

Other:
- Per Nick, Drex thinks 50 Shades of Grey is a total misrepresentation of the dom/sub community - 3:05:00
- Emily D. Baker and Pippa were in chat offering support.
- Responding to Meme Copium who had analyzed LawTube revenue from DeppHeard (on Twitter), Nick said that in future he'd charge $5000 for a 60-second spot on his show during hot trials.
- Most of his friends in law school were women.

Edit to Add: He did get drunk but it was happy and positive, a stark contrast to his behavior when drunk presently.

 

[Blasterisk]

I'm not convinced Nick actually has concrete beliefs beyond "I deserve money, I shouldn't have to work, I deserve to coom as much as I want, and nobody should be allowed to judge me for it."

That's half of humanity when you get down to it, the difference is that Nick has rich parents.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

"I expect you to be bigger than Joe Rogan in 5 years"
- Ty Beard

Another thing Ty would've been wrong about.

 

[mitro]

@Geared Chris , I think the 6/13/22 stream deserves one of your summaries.

Hoes Mad: The GriftMan Cometh - Whiskey, Gin, Vodka and Rants? Audience Choice

There's a whole lot of retardation in it and for me it's the beginning of the coomer arc.

 

[Kopasea]

@Geared Chris I would also recommend the Hedonism stream with Kayla. 18 Years of Marriage - a Relationship Stream with Lady Rackets

 

[Gay Mouth]

That's half of humanity when you get down to it, the difference is that Nick has rich parents.

Nick wants respect and fame for it though. Most niggas who aspire to mediocrity are happy with their tax funded NEET lifestyle. Nick wants to be seen as an intelligent and complex individual who is known for his discerning takes, when his takes boil down to coom

 

[AnOminous]

It’s a pretty sick way to piss away lots of money.

Agreed. It's not even that it's Christianity, I just have a visceral dislike of trying to convert anyone to anything. I know it's (usually) well intentioned, at least when it isn't to sucker them into some actual cult, but it's arrogant.

 

[Geared Chris]

Wait a second, hasn't Nick said several times in the past that he would never do it like they do on FlashCast?

He acknowledged that. He said he'd never do a dedicated drinking stream ever again. It was towards the end of Flashcast. I think he just wanted an excuse to down 2-3 more.

Since Nick doesn't make any concrete points beyond the necessity of vulnerability (which he seems to see as a virtue in itself), this is just Nick claiming to be principled because, allegedly, no one agrees with him while also trying not to offend anyone. Nick sounds very pleased with himself, though he literally contributed nothing of substance to the subject of marriage.

I'd pivot the narrative. This clip sounded like a bizarre justification for his wildly co-dependent marriage to a (seemingly) childish wife. It goes into Nick-psychology of 'Well, I'm making this messy marriage work! Everyone else must be wrong!'

When, in fact, it's his marriage that is problematic.

@Geared Chris , I think the 6/13/22 stream deserves one of your summaries.

I'm on it!

 

[AnOminous]

It's from JFs psych evaluation, but somehow made me think of Rekieta

This is why if you have a teen, and they act like a teen, let it SLIDE. It is way better to get that shit out of your system then than to end up like Nick, buying and crashing Rustangs and Balldos and rolling on molly and acting like a horny 15 year old when he's damn near 50.

Imagine hitting midlife and being convinced you missed some huge life goals when you really just missed acting like a retard at an appropriate age for acting like a retard, and now you're acting like a retard when you're old enough to be a grandfather.

It's not impressive. It's pathetic. Nick needs to grow the fuck back up.

Ron still not a good person, but in light of Nick's whole Jamaica adventure, one does tend to think that there might have been some projection going on there.

Reminded me of this Elton John song.

 

[anionfarflung]

You are 100 percent incorrect. Born Jews who become Christian are still Jews. Messianic Judaism is a distinct movement of lunatics LARPing as Jews and “observing” Jewish holidays as part of their LARP. It sounds like exactly the kind of cult kooky Kayla would find appealing.

Messianic Judaism was in origin ethnically Jewish.

Spoiler: history

MODERN MESSIANIC JUDAISM​

Though Messianic Judaism itself dates back to Yeshua’s twelve apostles, its “resurrection” is a relatively new phenomenon.

In the late 1800s, after several large-scale “revivals” among protestant believers in the United States and Europe, many Christians sought to tell Jewish people about Yeshua, or Jesus. Even as some Jewish people in Europe began to desire to return to the land of Israel and establish a permanent Jewish homeland there, the Lord stirred many Jews to look at the so-called “Christian Bible,” or New Testament Scriptures, for themselves.

Centuries of continuing anti-Semitism in the name of Jesus had left the Jewish community skeptical. But some Jewish men and women did become followers of Yeshua during this time. In the following decades whole congregations of Jewish believers in Jesus were born. This movement was dubbed “Hebrew Christianity.”

“They are the Israelites, and to them belong the Son-ship, the glory, the covenants, the giving of the law, the worship, and the promises; to them belong the patriarchs, and of their race, according to the flesh, is the Messiah!” Romans 9:4-5

“Hebrew Christianity” has since become known as “Messianic Judaism.” There are now tens of thousands of Messianic Jews in the United States alone; some estimate as many as 1.2 million. Messianic synagogues are springing up in almost every major city across the U.S., and Messianic Judaism is quickly growing in other nations throughout North and South America, Europe, Oceania, and the former Soviet republics.

source

​

Even your article was spurred by a worry that Jews have been and are being seduced to convert.​

Spoiler: your article

When I founded “Jews for Judaism” in 1984 with the blessing of the Lubavitcher Rebbe, Christian missionaries aggressively proselytized on street corners and college campuses. Now, the internet gives missionaries access into our homes, and Messianic congregations provide a subtler approach for more than 200,000 Jews worldwide who practice a distorted mix of Judaism and Christianity.

For many assimilated and intermarried Jews, messianic “Jewish-Christianity” appears to offer the best of both worlds: the Christian belief in instant salvation without losing Jewish culture and rituals. Biblical and rabbinic texts are distorted, mistranslated, and taken out of context to rationalize the belief in the Trinity and the abolishment of the mitzvos. Some missionaries even cite a New Testament passage, that the Gospel shall be proclaimed “whether in pretense or in truth,” to justify the use of deception.

[emphasis mine]

But yes, today about half were not born Jews, and many branches have a conversion to Judaism process for non-Jews to go through before becoming members of the church.

I might not have been 100% right in regard to how many goyim are participants in this movement, but your implied contention that Messianic Jews are just gentiles masquerading as Jesus-believing Jews is 100% wrong. It started as a movement among natural-born Jews themselves, and today still half the members were born Jewish.​

 

[Maude Snew]

Another thing Ty would've been wrong about.

Nah, he was calling him fat and you have to admit, Nick ballooned up nicely, the alcohol bloated him and he eats like shit.

 

[TheKillingWords]

"No fat chicks."

I wouldn't be surprised if he wants to bone all the fat chicks at this point given how his supposed beliefs directly contradict his actions.

 

[Love Machine]

In the face of the news the Dax's pet retard getting picked up after Nick Dax guarded I just want to say.

"Nick we lost the case again"

 

[No Scope]

Imagine hitting midlife and being convinced you missed some huge life goals when you really just missed acting like a retard at an appropriate age for acting like a retard, and now you're acting like a retard when you're old enough to be a grandfather.

It's not impressive. It's pathetic. Nick needs to grow the fuck back up.

Was Nick ever a grown up or just pretended to be one before the money and fame lead to his freefall into degeneracy. In your youth, you can probably get away with a lot of stuff and blame it on immaturity. However, being a godless, lazyass, alcoholic, druggie, creepy, coomer, p3do defender, and non-practicing lawyer. Especially at Nick's age, it's too late to regain your previous reputation no matter how much money you have. He's become a real shitbird more than anything else.

Nah, he was calling him fat and you have to admit, Nick ballooned up nicely, the alcohol bloated him and he eats like shit.

His diet is shit because of Kayla. She doesn't clean as per previous screenshots of their kitchen counter or cook as there are no leftovers at night for Nick to reheat., which is why he eats ramen and packaged preboiled eggs. She has no marketable skills other than a potential OF streamer in Poundtown.

EDITED: Sentence structure.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

preboiled eggs prepackage.

Nick, we know you read the thread. Forget the alcoholism, forget the coom-brain, forget how much you hate your life for just a moment.

Do you really want to be remembered as the guy who was so lazy and pathetic he bought and ate pre-boiled eggs?

 

[Maude Snew]

She has no marketable skills other than a potential OF streamer in Poundtown.

The market of middle aged divorced moms with tons of plastic surgery is over capacity already, I wouldn't count on it.

 

[Neetorino]

The market of middle aged divorced moms with tons of plastic surgery is over capacity already, I wouldn't count on it.

There's so many that Sally has to post lewds while paying Nick to see them so her's are seen over other e-wine moms. She could, however, keep on losing weight as she has been to become a true skele-queen online just to spite Nick. The market for those are fairly untapped.

 

[Dean Pentel]

"I expect you to be bigger than Joe Rogan in 5 years"
- Ty Beard

How could a man who displays such astute judgment fuck up Vic's case so badly? I'm shocked!

I wouldn't be surprised if he wants to bone all the fat chicks

Who wants to be the one to tell this new fag?

The market of middle aged divorced moms with tons of plastic surgery is over capacity already, I wouldn't count on it.

Bro, let the pill-addled old bitch try. Won't someone think of her self-esteem?!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The narrative from Dax and Nick is going to predictably shift now

It already has. At least on the Dick side of things. The question is what Nick says or does in response to this.

Nick's position that he screamed about has been blown totally out of the water. His position when he had July on his stream on the Thursday and when he had his hours-long meltdown Friday stream was that Eric July had no right to tell Riley to get the fuck off the property because his business only leases it, and that Eric July was probably lying about calling the police because he refused to provide the police report to the public.

Now here's the thing. All of this was AFTER the police came. The report is dated to the early morning hours of September 27.



Riley obviously knew that police were called and responded to the incident. I really doubt he wouldn't hide that from Dick either.

Rekieta was either shamelessly lying or got played for a fool. Either he knew that police WERE called and they did respond to the incident and lied about it. Or he was treated like the dumb useful idiot moron he is by someone he believes to be his friends (either Riley+Dick or just Riley), who allowed him to advance arguments that were totally false.

The problem with disambiguating the two possibilities is that Rekieta is both a moron and a liar, so I could see either one being true.