Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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IMHO the best part about these is that you're consistently nailing his shitty excuse for a hairstyle.

You can tell he isn't naturally curly, either - such is evident in younger photos like the Lappening or the arrest mugshot. So he's been spending every day for 5+ years giving himself that signature queer coiffe.
 
He's trying to "both sides" this particular conflict which is wild, he's reading Wikipedia entries to try and have takes and it's incoherent. I'd be incoherent too but I'm not tweeting like some war expert.

Like what is this - remove everyone from power? Great idea Pat, I'm sure they'll get right on it.

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Rick, defender of democracy: just remove the people who can't compromise from heading the groups that don't want to compromise.

Brilliant as always, just have them finally get the knock they're waiting for and they and nobody else like them will ever come back to power or even exist. It's not like Hamas replaced Fatah because the latter showed too much willingness to compromise. It's not like Netanyahu and his related factions came back (and their power fluctuates) because Israeli's like his hardline positions over the compromisers. This isn't to suggest that either Hamas or Netanyahu have complete, unending or even democratic support but there's a simple fact of life: rulers don't rule without the support of at least some of those below. (No, not even monarchs and dictators, as proven by how many of them in history didn't have natural deaths or even lived to enjoy prison.) Nor is this to suggest that can't change but surely we should demand some evidence that those lower levels want the change or else we'll just wind up back here with Fatton coming up with another simple Final Solution.

TLDR: Pat's wasting all his time on the leaders when he should just dissolve the people and elect another.
 
"Hamas must be removed"
lmao I wanna know how he proposes doing this outside of full scale genocide. Does he think someone can just impeach the idea of pro Palestine militancy, or does he think they'll go away once Captain Marvel discovers the weak point of the Death Star and throws Voldemort into Mount Doom
I assume his method for this involves $1 worth of paint & a water balloon.
 
It's not like Hamas replaced Fatah because the latter showed too much willingness to compromise. It's not like Netanyahu and his related factions came back (and their power fluctuates) because Israeli's like his hardline positions over the compromisers
Could you please rephrase this in either Marvel or Harry Potter terms? I’m very confused about all this geopolitical drama.
 
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Dude looks like an even more retarded version of a retard I know IRL. It just hit me after seeing the pig illustrations.
Well you've seen the "my special needs brother is lost" Twitter post, right? I can't find it but, it's out there somewhere. That shit had me laughing for a minute, Pat really does have that "retarded man child look" and ofcourse just like you'd expect he went on Twitter to infrom everyone he was the retard in the pic but, was not actually retarded.


His daughter is 12 years old? That's right about he age where kids google their parents names out of curiosity. Imagine growing up without a dad and you google your father only to find out he has absolutely no excuse to not be in your life. He's not off fighting some war overseas or being a doctor in a 3rd world country, he's just some fat unemployed loser living off his mother in law, within driving distance and he never comes to see you. That poor girl is going to turn our more fucked up than Jackie did.
 
Could you please rephrase this in either Marvel or Harry Potter terms? I’m very confused about all this geopolitical drama.
Luke thinks his dad maybe has a point about the corruption of the Jedi and the Republic, he convinces Han and Chewie of this but Leia refuses and continues to engage in felonious hyperspace harassment of the Galaxy.
 
Well you've seen the "my special needs brother is lost" Twitter post, right? I can't find it but, it's out there somewhere. That shit had me laughing for a minute, Pat really does have that "retarded man child look" and ofcourse just like you'd expect he went on Twitter to infrom everyone he was the retard in the pic but, was not actually retarded.


His daughter is 12 years old? That's right about he age where kids google their parents names out of curiosity. Imagine growing up without a dad and you google your father only to find out he has absolutely no excuse to not be in your life. He's not off fighting some war overseas or being a doctor in a 3rd world country, he's just some fat unemployed loser living off his mother in law, within driving distance and he never comes to see you. That poor girl is going to turn our more fucked up than Jackie did.
Nah, it's best for the kid to stay away from the mongoloid. Kids learn the worst traits of their parents. She's better off around another father figure, ANY other father figure than patty. I'd be embarrassed to be related to dude.

Dude is barely above the intelligence of Lucas Werner. Probably smells like him too.
 
Nah, it's best for the kid to stay away from the mongoloid. Kids learn the worst traits of their parents. She's better off around another father figure, ANY other father figure than patty. I'd be embarrassed to be related to dude.

Dude is barely above the intelligence of Lucas Werner. Probably smells like him too.
With Pringles can Jon, she at least learned how to have A large cock and cuck lesser men.
 
If they can make toys resembling Patrick they can make a video game based on him
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They already did, and from what I remember it was pretty good.
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Don't know anything about that story, and you'd probably not want to talk about a KID and large cocks in the same sentence. Take a look at that, my dude.

Probably you need to threadlurk longer if you want to weigh in on Fatrick full stop.

Pringles Can Jon is an integral part of Tomlinson-Lore and revealing you don’t know who he is marks you out.
 
Where is this stalker child part? I've seen the stalker and child words used separately but never together.

You really need a basic course in Pat posting.

OnA? Prongay? Jackie? Dan Mullen? Niggeroni?

Norm Macdonald?

And that’s not even scratching the surface of Patrick S. Tomlinson’s foes, stalkers, and sweet baby children.
 
I have other things to do besides read every page of every thread on this site.
But what would lead you to post in this thread without reading it?

If your answer is that you've paid above average attention to most of the threads on this site for as long as you can remember, then welcome, this actually is the thread for you.
 
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