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The girl wasn't per chance the one Dobson made another "this totally happened" comic about?
You know, the girl that actually asked him whether or not he liked her and when he said yes she asked him "to stop doing that"...
Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
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The girl wasn't per chance the one Dobson made another "this totally happened" comic about?
You know, the girl that actually asked him whether or not he liked her and when he said yes she asked him "to stop doing that"...
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I...I just...fucking hell.
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One thing i never understood about that comic.
Women "take showers regularly".
Okay so lets assume the average person showers once a day, maybe twice a day after a visit to the gym or if you have a hard job.
So how infrequently does dobson shower when once or twice is considered regular.
Also 18th tech level no one takes showers....but they did have defence lazers so fuck workd building.
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Well, I imagine most people prefer to actually move through the games they play rather than doing nothing.
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A lot doesn't add up with Dobby's past, he makes himself out to be the victim at high school but he was banned from using the school bus and a teacher saw a picture of his featuring the Millennium Falcon crashing into his school and became extremely concerned thinking he might want to blow up his high school, people don't just come to wild conclusions like that for no reason, things like that seems to imply he was quite unstable. (He also admitted throwing a chair at a coworker after they spoiled a Harry Potter novel in more recent times)
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Just say you hate playing video games, Dobson.
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........ isn't that like the main part of the gameplay of the series tho.
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CrimsonKnight
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That shows how much Dobson hates being challenged in games. Even a simple puzzle would cause Dobson to sweat bullets.
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He does realize that dungeons not only take up half to three quarters of a game, but are pivotal to the plot, right?
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We get it Dobby - you're edgy and not like those other noob gamer plebes.
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He's just trying to suck up to those "vidya games need fast skip button for all the combat gameplay so we can get to the cutscenes!" dangerhair types.
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[Insert Randy Neuman joke here]
In all seriousness, though. Why'd he think this? When I think of Strange Things, I think of "Paranormal, Harry Potter type shit with a dash of Taken". Not "old Pixar film completely unrelated to aforementioned series".
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So Dobson just wants to aimlessly walk around the overworld and occasionally get a new item. But no exploration via horseback, sailing, train, or even flying on the back of a giant bird because anything newer than the SNES gives him hives. Even though they're based on the basic formula that Link to the Past set. The difference is that Dobson can't look at any of them and pretend they have brown hair.
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Literally Yes. You are actually the only person on earth that thinks that. What other purpose would you even have to play a Zelda if not for the dungeons?
If he dislikes dungeons in Zelda, why the hell would he suffer through playing Skyrim in 15fps? is it because you can't set Cis-Het White Males on fire in Zelda? is that the difference?
Fucks sake, Dobbers.
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What the hell? He loves Zelda games. If he doesn't like the most essencial aspect of the games, then what does he like about them?
Wait, don't tell me:
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"I just want to wander around the overworld, doing sidequests that help NPCs with their daily problems and then the game will call me a winner after enough time/sidequests. Just me goofing off without enemies attacking at my own pace."
Dobson must love Majora's Mask.