Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[fishercat]

I use voice chat in TF2 sometimes. I have been hit on once, and mocked twice. I got called a slut for playing as Medic.

 

[Glossy Paper]

This seems like a decent place to dump something of a classic video from the TF2 community. Hopefully someone finds it as amusing as I do:

My favorite part about it is that the girl in the video posted in the comments and apparently re-watches it every so often for a good laugh.

I'm curious... has anyone here had a maladjusted turbonerd try to hit on them in a game?

That's nostalgic. Many years ago, I was on a custom server playing a jailbreak map w/ some parkour elements. 1st round went smoothly, and more players felt comfortable to get into voice chat (I didn't join). One vc player was a woman and the guy hosting the game freaked the fuck out. Instant "tits or GTFO!" "omg a guurl!" spazzing nonsense into his mic. Other players just wanted to play, told the dude to chill out in voice chat and regular chat, asked him to start the game, but he didn't. He wouldn't stop shouting "show us your tits!". At one point the out female player asked him "what are you talking about we're in a tf2 game?", and the other vc guys all laughed at the absurdity of the situation. But dude kept going even though the entire server was mocking him.

Those dozen of randos happened to be a good chill team, we were having fun, and this one guy just had to ruin it for everyone. A few players left soon after, but I stayed for 10-15 minutes to see how it'd play out, and he was still arguing with anyone who told him to calm down and non-stop shouting "show us tits!" when I left.

 

[Golden Face]

I wonder if this particular phenomenon is particular to American men or not. I haven't seen any "hard data" on the topic but I get the sense that American moids have some of the worst hygiene/self-care practices worldwide. Probably that's where that tired "gay or European?" meme comes from

Tbh I blame liberal "feminism" for this. The pressure seems crazy high to "accept men for who they are!!! Even ugly moids that never wash their asses or clean their sheets can be good people deep down inside that deserve love too!!!!" Media has had a massive hand in perpetuating this shit too.

The bar is literally in hell. Of course men aren't bothering to go over it.

i speak from experience of living in america, so you're probably right that it is an american male issue.

there's also definitely some insecurity when it comes to american guys and europeans. of course the claws come out and they constantly try to one up the euros with tired platitudes of "we landed on the moon!!" and insist that euro men are effeminate and gay, and not "real" men because they don't drive pick up trucks that could take out an entire pre-school class with one wrong turn.

if an american woman mentions that she thinks British accents are charming, or thinks French guys are cute... there WILL be a tardlard american guy to be there to remind her that achtually, the brits and french are a bunch of queers and she needs a reaaaaalll man who eats steak and drinks beer (see: Fat)

 

[keke]

Mandatory reading for all women who intend on having casual sex or being in a room with a moid ever. It’s startling to realise how many women have to idea how much men hate them, and how different moid sexuality is from womens, and now they ignore discomfort deliberately because it benefits them.
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”this problem isn't that men "misread" signals (and even verbal statements), it's that men are unwilling to accept what's being communicated, because it'd mean they won't get what they want-and they value getting what they want more than they value their partner's comfort, safety, and desires. this is a matter of will and values masquerading as a matter of knowledge and communication. men's "confusion" is their justification for continuing with what they want to do (and society will accept it too!), so there's always a motivation to be "confused." that's the problem.”

 

[I'm a Silly]

Mandatory reading for all women who intend on having casual sex or being in a room with a moid ever. It’s startling to realise how many women have to idea how much men hate them, and how different moid sexuality is from womens, and now they ignore discomfort deliberately because it benefits them.
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”this problem isn't that men "misread" signals (and even verbal statements), it's that men are unwilling to accept what's being communicated, because it'd mean they won't get what they want-and they value getting what they want more than they value their partner's comfort, safety, and desires. this is a matter of will and values masquerading as a matter of knowledge and communication. men's "confusion" is their justification for continuing with what they want to do (and society will accept it too!), so there's always a motivation to be "confused." that's the problem.”

correct. the excuse of miscommunication [being revealed as simply not caring] was an exploded myth for me early on.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I got called a slut for playing as Medic.

What the fuck kind of sense does that make? And even if it's just supposed to be some generic insult towards your class of choice, it's common knowledge that you don't insult someone for playing the most important goddamn class.

That's nostalgic. Many years ago, I was on a custom server playing a jailbreak map w/ some parkour elements. 1st round went smoothly, and more players felt comfortable to get into voice chat (I didn't join). One vc player was a woman and the guy hosting the game freaked the fuck out. Instant "tits or GTFO!" "omg a guurl!" spazzing nonsense into his mic. Other players just wanted to play, told the dude to chill out in voice chat and regular chat, asked him to start the game, but he didn't. He wouldn't stop shouting "show us your tits!". At one point the out female player asked him "what are you talking about we're in a tf2 game?", and the other vc guys all laughed at the absurdity of the situation. But dude kept going even though the entire server was mocking him.

Those dozen of randos happened to be a good chill team, we were having fun, and this one guy just had to ruin it for everyone. A few players left soon after, but I stayed for 10-15 minutes to see how it'd play out, and he was still arguing with anyone who told him to calm down and non-stop shouting "show us tits!" when I left.

What's nice is when you have a disruptive player that everyone very quickly and unanimously decides to kick. Some edgelord younger zoomer was dropping n-bombs before a match (and not even in a goofy, facetious Kiwi Farms-esque way, just the dumb way like one would expect online) and generally being hostile. I initiated a vote kick. It was perhaps the most overwhelmingly one sided and fastest vote I've ever seen in a match.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Learning that Sufjan Stevens went full goid and now has AIDs is a stab in the back
fuck goids and fuck goid culture. I will clarify that goids are too sheltered and should be shamed for being men just as any straight man should.

 

[fake farts]

I use people's opinion about Patrice ONeal as a barometer for judging them. As in, if they consider him a comedic genius, I know they're retarded misogynists and not to be trusted. He's one of the only comics that truly shocked me with how hateful his material was. Even incorrigible coomer Louis CK's material was funnier and more relatable.

That time he was on the air with fellow shitbirds Opie and Anthony, and Jim Norton (another disaster, also hasn't he fucked trannies?) convinced Patrice Face/Off was a shit movie in five seconds was pretty funny to me, and isn't misogynistic shit for a change.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

"But men suffer from the patriarchy! Wahhhhh!!!"
Reap what you sow, nigga. I literally do not care.
Fuck liberal feminism. I do not want a place at your table. I will chop up the table with an axe, and throw it into the fire.

 

[berry bruiser]

They'd be fine with it until they realize that their female overlords would force them to wash their asses.

uncut cocks too. what's the deal with uncircumcised moids not knowing how to wash their dicks? they always fucking stink.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

uncut cocks too. what's the deal with uncircumcised moids not knowing how to wash their dicks? they always fucking stink.

That's because men don't bathe. They just roll around in mud puddles like dogs.

 

[Sprate Header]

He's also said numerous times in our relationship that he's jealous that I was abused by my parents.

I'm a bit late to reply, but this is up there on the list of the most outrageously disgusting things I've read on the Farms. I can't even picture the kind of person that would say that, he is 100% a danger to be around.

 

[fake farts]

"But men suffer from the patriarchy! Wahhhhh!!!"
Reap what you sow, nigga. I literally do not care.
Fuck liberal feminism. I do not want a place at your table. I will chop up the table with an axe, and throw it into the fire.

Whenever I see moids and pickmes do their fake "men suffer under patriarchy too" spiel, all I can think is "stop hitting yourself". The epitome of a self-inflicted problem.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Some edgelord younger zoomer was dropping n-bombs before a match (and not even in a goofy, facetious Kiwi Farms-esque way, just the dumb way like one would expect online) and generally being hostile.

 

[Howslans]

It is insane to me how much feminism has dropped off, even in the last 10 years.

Tbh I blame liberal "feminism" for this.

Fuck liberal feminism.

Feminism has had a major fucking problem for the past 20 years or so, ever since it became a mainstream part of youth culture and was designated as something that had to be cool and sexy. That‘s why you see young women bending over for every batshit ideological stance that they’re hit with - porn is empowering, trans women are women etc. You can’t be sexy and cool if you dare disagree, no matter how much it hurts women. It’s nothing more than a superficial fashion statement now.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

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That's right, gorls. We're assholes with ugly hearts looking to take our in securities out on those poor, helpless, innocent losers who repel women with their love of rape, pedophilia and subjugation of said women on top of their hatred for hygiene, effort and culpability. It's errverr, kiwi sisters. For context, this is in the Things That Piss You Off/What Grinds My Gears thread.

Bonus sour grapes points for specifically bitching about white women.

"Casual NFL watchers" as if you need to be a total nerd and an esoteric knower to be able to appreciate niggers running in a field. What a retard.

wear concealer

The rest were okay, in fact I feel a little guilty for not moisturizing and exfoliating. But concealer? I don't know about that one, at least for every day men, not pop idols.

Hopefully someone finds it as amusing as I do:

About as amusing as nails on a chalkboard, Jesus Christ man that was a really tough watch.

I got called a slut for playing as Medic.

What the fuck kind of sense does that make? And even if it's just supposed to be some generic insult towards your class of choice, it's common knowledge that you don't insult someone for playing the most important goddamn class.

Just in case there are people who don't know, there's a fetish called "heal-slutting". It's a self-degradation kink. The coomers that have it think that being a healer is being subservient to other players and they get of on it. Very likely the reason why healers in other hero shooter games are women.

Also there is a huuuuuge chunk of healer troons playing World of Warcraft. Make of that what you will.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

This is what the manosphere is doing to modern males, old fucks ensuring the young dudes do no better than them

One of the things that baffled me for a long time why my abusive father going after women even though my " whore " mother left him and women are uppity , and all sort of things, then reading the red pill and their pushers/ figures its all projection and making sure the competition doesn't compete with them. Other men are their competitors one of the ways to win is to make them so demolirased and toxic that they don't try and if they do they repel any woman in an instant. If you ever wondered why men in their 40s until very recently had serious success playing daddy for younger women is because younger men ate up all their bs without thinking and made women to look at grosser older men who don't spew outright women are evil bs it worked for a while until women started realising the only way to win is to not play an form platonic relationships and friendships with other women and if you want kids you are better off with co-parenting with a friend than parenting with a worthless trash essentially.

When i started dating some 15 years ago virgin men in their 20s were rarity now they are dime a dozen and used to be genuinely repulsive guys with negative charisma now they are normies who think because they have moved out of their parents house they deserve a model. Even there were several polls and articles showing this . And yet nothing has stopped there incels to think for a moment. You can see when the redpillers got mainstream by the graphs of men not having sex or being virgin under certain age goin up .

At this point i wait for cat lady convenants to pop up.

 

[Lidl Drip]

i speak from experience of living in america, so you're probably right that it is an american male issue.

there's also definitely some insecurity when it comes to american guys and europeans. of course the claws come out and they constantly try to one up the euros with tired platitudes of "we landed on the moon!!" and insist that euro men are effeminate and gay, and not "real" men because they don't drive pick up trucks that could take out an entire pre-school class with one wrong turn.

if an american woman mentions that she thinks British accents are charming, or thinks French guys are cute... there WILL be a tardlard american guy to be there to remind her that achtually, the brits and french are a bunch of queers and she needs a reaaaaalll man who eats steak and drinks beer (see: Fat)

European men aren't really any better at personal hygiene. Unless you want to count Turkish men as European, they at least get their hair and beard trimmed regularly cause it's a social thing for them, but they bathe in those middle eastern perfume oils and that shit is way too strong. Beats BO smell I guess but not by much.

I admit I prefer American men over European despite being European myself. The Euro guys all deepthroat the government's dick and can't think for themselves. I'd rather have to break in a wild american stallion than have one of these boring circus ponies trotting in a circle all day.

British men are hated all over Europe because they aren't cute posh boys with nice accents, they are drunken chavs that fuck up every single tourist destination and piss and puke everywhere. French men are all black.

 

[Marquis de Cow]

>check the PreciousLeaf thread because of the whole troll reveal
>Some how at least 24% of the comments are "women ruin everything"

 

[Pooner]

Euro men are absolutely insufferable. I don't know exactly how the northern and central European act, but in my experience Mediterranean men have the tendency to get overly clingy if they're attracted to you by messaging nonstop (I understand they're just trying to fuck) and then pretend you don't exist after you go on a date and don't fuck them, or go on a date and do fuck them.