Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

I mean, that’s what will forever be funny about this thread. The people saying Nick changed and he’s a stupid retard lawyer were previously quite happy with all the stuff he was saying and thought he was a great lawyer.

None of this shit is new or sudden. Nick’s always been this way.

Not true. I thought he was an entertaining lolyer personality in the beginning only.I don't think many people in this thread considered him any sort of legal powerhouse.

I think the surprise is how drunk he's become and how libertine he's revealed himself to be.

 

[TheKillingWords]

Odd. Mr. 'Words and Their Definitions and How You Construct Them Mean Something' all of the sudden decides they don't actually matter...

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Not true. I thought he was an entertaining lolyer personality in the beginning only.I don't think many people in this thread considered him any sort of legal powerhouse.

Oh not to say there werem’t some that realised from the start. But they were not the majority.

I think the surprise is how drunk he's become and how libertine he's revealed himself to be.

Nah. Only thing that’s changed is he rarely talks about lawsuits anymore so everyone has nothing but his degen bs to listen to, previously everyone skipped that stuff.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Nick’s always been this way.

Maybe inside he always has been this way but his persona online has absolutely changed a lot as he entered his midlife crisis. He used to pretend to be a good christian family man who loved his wife and kids and was very involved in their children's upbringing. He at least publicly had his shit together and nobody doubted that his private life was anything but perfect white picket fence. People are mainly upset that he revealed himself to be basically the opposite of that and is doing his best to ruin his family and good reputation while sinking deeper into alcoholism. Yes you are super duper smart for saying "Well he was really always like this!!!" in hindsight.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I mean, that’s what will forever be funny about this thread. The people saying Nick changed and he’s a stupid retard lawyer were previously quite happy with all the stuff he was saying and thought he was a great lawyer.

None of this shit is new or sudden. Nick’s always been this way.

Anyone that though Nick was a legal genius is dumb. His main appeal was being able to make boring legalese jargon entertaining and understandable for laypeople.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Like Nick's Rustang, it's also an incredibly overpriced, flashy move that I still don't think is going to work out for him, but congrats, this is why you pay top dollars for someone like Randazza.

Maybe its just me but I would prefer a lawyer to get me out of a lawsuit as CHEAPLY as possible rather than drive up my costs with legal razzle dazzle.

Quit insulting Jews by claiming Nick is one you fucking faggot.

True. If he were a jew he might have had some degree of success in law.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS coping

- Nick finally came to the realization that his LOCALS streams are in an odd timeslot to get new people. If his show goes late, it is even later, and he is more tired. It is also harder to do when required. Spontaneous was more fun. He used to use Twitch to wind down and it was easier. He hates the requirement. Chat suggested he do cocaine.

- People get mad when he doesn't talk law and politics on his channel in relation to popular culture, so he will not talk entertainment on the channel.

Remember, NEVER A LAW CHANNEL.

Spoiler: Nick explains his CrAzY schedule and inability to stream

- Part of his schedule issues was a change since spring. His kids do everything except Maths and English away from home. These are the only 2 subjects Nick and Kayla teach. All the children take Violin, Piano, and Percussion. They also take science, history, and Fine Art classes. The problem is that none of their private teachers coordinate their schedules so it is crazy.

- This is the first year he has had to get up by 7 AM and he hates it. He takes the children to the event because he can get back home within an hour and Kayla cannot sleep

- Nick teaches the secondary school Maths. He stands in when Kayla cannot teach. Otherwise Kayla teaches Maths and English. He also likes Physics like Quantum Mechanics and Astrophysics. He could also do Chemistry and Biology if he had to with Civics.

- Nick will try to restructure LOCALS, but he thinks that his current stream model and the chat is worth more than 5 dollars. He wants to add more though, and add more LOCALS content in the day. He hates the requirement.

Spoiler: Nick's take on culture and entertainment crtique

- He reviewed EVS' cyberfrog comic book and fan box. Ethan privately called him out for jot reading any of the comics he supported. He only read pages where he was drawn in. He said he should. He thinks Ethan and Doug provide real quality.

- He was asked what Dick thought of Cyberfrog, and he said he thinks he liked it and provided some critique. He thinks EVS can take crtique unlike some others (i.e. Gonzalo Lira). He said he liked or disliked the cover art. He does not like reviewing his freinds works.

- He does not care if ISOM is good or bad. He wanted to support the alternate media. He said he is not trying to grift off the CG crowd like 'a weord retard' thinks. How would he make money on that? He would not get Eric's people to like him that way.

- He can say good things about things he dislikes for entertainment and the converse. He is just commenting on technical quality. He watches a lot of bad filmsand media, and he hates a lot of great things. He is mostly trolling when he gives a take. He is a martial arts expert and said Ray Parker was obviously better than MacGregor and Neeson in the Duel of the Fates and it broke his immersion.

- He might have Branca on Thursday or Friday. Otherwise he will have a fun stream on Friday to wind down. He knows people hate that kind of show and do not tune in, but it helps him finish out the week.

I thought those were the shows that fed his winemoms?


A sad response for a channel of his size.




Mandy hates us now?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Maybe inside he always has been this way but his persona online has absolutely changed a lot as he entered his midlife crisis.

I mean he did say way before this that if he had the money and time he’d be exactly like he’s currently being. And he became like this the second he had money and time.

Maybe its just me but I would prefer a lawyer to get me out of a lawsuit as CHEAPLY as possible rather than drive up my costs with legal razzle dazzle.

Sometimes the best lawyers cost. Especially when you are asking them to defend free speech.

True. If he were a jew he might have had some degree of success in law.

Pretty sure that’s one of those ‘could of done, did not want to leave family’ things. Although he really only did law because it paid well. Then he accidentally fell into the YT gig. Monitising streams and videos was the biggest mistake platforms made.

Yes you are super duper smart for saying "Well he was really always like this!!!" in hindsight.

I’m not saying I’m smart. I’m saying it’s will never not be funny that he went on like this for years and people act like this is new or wasn’t stuff he talked about a lot. People previously just skipped over it. Cause it was boring. I did not. It was awful. I made a horrible mistake. There’s no hindsight to this regarding me.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I will never cease to snort every time he insists his “Lawsplaining” channel never talked about law.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu about the ‘won’t talk this stuff on law channel’

That won’t last long. He originally tried that with his media channel. It lasted all of 5 seconds. Nick’s too lazy to commit and stick to something. And he’s routinely said he’d separate out in the past and hasn’t. He’s a lazy fuck.

So people will keep bitching at him because he’d rather they bitch and he moan than actually doing a thing he said he would. Does not matter how much better it would make his content, his money or his life

You could probably fill several pages of this thread with nothing more than a straight to the point factual list of all the things he promised to do but didn’t. To say nothing of the amount of stuff other people asked him to do that he said he would and didn’t.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

If an online personality, especially one in the sektur or sektur adjacent says something remotely similar to "I hate drama", that should ring an immediate alert in your mind.

None of those people hate drama, dislike drama or feel anything negative towards drama. I called Nick a hypocritical grifter in the past and my viewpoint didn't change.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

a post locals stream twitter coping

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"No I really like Null, I really do. I love Null. I hope Null makes millions of dollars and Kiwifarms is up forever. I love Null, he's just a fucking retard, he's autistic and self important and wrong. He's just a piece of shit retarded faggot nigger. He should ban anyone that doesn't like me, because it's a bad look, but I do love him."

 

[Spaded Dave]

I mean he did say way before this that if he had the money and time he’d be exactly like he’s currently being. And he became like this the second he had money and time.

He's always had money and time. He's a trust fund baby. Anyone who thinks he hasn't changed, at least in his public-facing persona, is a retard. He literally refused to swear in the early beginning. Either we are all victims of some mass hysteria except you, or you're one of the aforementioned retards. Consider the latter.

ETA: I mean we have clips of him condemning thottery and how it's bad for women and society and now he drools over them as he has them on his show.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If an online personality, especially one in the sektur or sektur adjacent says something remotely similar to "I hate drama", that should ring an immediate alert in your mind.

I mean they might hate drama but then the people watching will pay them enough to suddenly care. And bitch at them when they don’t.

Most people aren’t willing to turn away money for prinaples, especially when it’s a lot.

But I think Nick et al may hate drama and wish he could laugh and mock retards in peace. And while that would be nice, we’ve never lived in that world.

 

[Potatoherder]

People get mad when he doesn't talk law and politics on his channel in relation to popular culture, so he will not talk entertainment on the channel.

I feel he has gotten this totally wrong, law and political content do far worse than IBS content. He squandered his chance in the law/politics market and now there are so many better choices out there. Entertainment does poorly because he never did that kind of stuff and when he talks about it he is woefully uninformed. He can BS about law but not video games. Doesn't help he is burning bridges by sucking off Dick.

Nick will try to restructure LOCALS, but he thinks that his current stream model and the chat is worth more than 5 dollars. He wants to add more though, and add more LOCALS content in the day. He hates the requirement.

So he is planning to milk the remaining subs as the number falls. It works for DSP.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

How often is Nick drunk on stream? Are his kids still around him on a daily basis? I'm surprised his antics haven't had CPS called on him yet.

He's always drunk on streams. He sometimes says he has to drive them around, so they are around him. CPS for what? Drunk father? Lol.

 

[Telemeter]

He had a cope session in his LOCALS stream about how difficult his life is. Expect highlight summary soon.

All he has to do is ask Dick for advice, that will do wonders for Nick's life and marriage.

Come on, you're not even slurring! Yes, your wife's body is ruined and fuck those kids, back in the day the would already have jobs! That stream with the thot in a bikini was hilarious, do more of that!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He's always had money and time.

Not in his mind he did not.

He's a trust fund baby.

Just because you are doesn’t mean he has constant access to it.

Anyone who thinks he hasn't changed, at least in his public-facing persona, is a retard.

He’s routinrly said the minute he got the money and timr and the platform to do so he would.

He literally refused to swear in the early beginning.

Funny. Because I remember him swearing even at the start.

Either we are all victims of some mass hysteria

That is entirely possible.

How often is Nick drunk on stream? Are his kids still around him on a daily basis? I'm surprised his antics haven't had CPS called on him yet.

He’s always been drunk. That was literally how he billed his show, lawyer gets on canera and gets progressively more drunks as he talks about law.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Not in his mind he did not.

Just because you are doesn’t mean he has constant access to it.

He’s routinrly said the minute he got the money and timr and the platform to do so he would.

Funny. Because I remember him swearing even at the start.

That is entirely possible.

He’s always been drunk. That was literally how he billed his show, lawyer gets on canera and gets progressively more drunks as he talks about law.

You don't remember "Other people are free to swear on my show but I'm just not going to participate in it"?

As to your other points:

or you're one of the aforementioned retards. Consider the latter.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He’s routinrly said the minute he got the money and timr and the platform to do so he would.

When did he say that? What did he say he would do if he got money, time, and a platform?