Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I find that in general people are often overly complimentary to a content creators spouse. Find a youtube channel where someone brings their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend in for a video and the comments are almost always flattering, even if the interaction they have is short and completely mundane. You'd think these people know them personally with how sycophantic they are from a 30 second interaction in an edited video.

What I found from all this is that you should leave your fucking spouse out of it. Nick mostly did that for a while, and everything was fine. The assumption was that Kayla was a good spouse and housewife and Nick was a patriarch of a conservative nuclear family. Then she started appearing more, and eyebrows were raised. It started even before November, and the thread move, back when she blurted out that massage story.

I struggle to think of a streamer who involved their spouse in any significant way and didn't end up biting them in the ass. I'm sure there's a probably a few, but it strikes me that it usually doesn't work out very well.

TD still exists but is more associated with first-generation antipsychotics from the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest era of psychiatry. The main culprit drugs are barely used anymore outside of emergency situations.

Actually, I know one girl in her 30s who is on regular doses of Haloperidol right now, because it's the only thing that seems to work for her. They have Schzioeffective disorder, and I'm praying they don't suffer the effects of TD just to manage that.

But yes, the use of such first-gen antipsychotics is less typical now. Generally, psychiatrists don't wanna use them unless they have to, but sometimes they still do. Even outside emergency situation. I imagine reported cases of TD will drop as a result.

I also don't think Nick has TD, but I wanted to notethe symptoms are kinda like a mild form of TD.

Basically, there's a lot of neurological conditions that can cause what we're seeing in Nick. Good luck pegging it down.

Wait they have a whore nanny too? I never knew about this

I recall some of the lingerie pics released to Locals (and then leaked here) were thought to be of her. One or people pointed out that it's the nanny. It's like waaaay the fuck back in thread though. I could be misremembering (there seems to be a lot of that now as this thread continues to baloon in size).

It's not the main point though. It's an aside. The main point is that they have a nanny doing a lot of the heavy lifting around the house and that Kayla's role as homemaker appears to have been grossly overstated. The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer song either refers to a situation that never actually existed, or no longer exists. Figuring out which is a more accurate take is a common discussion topic in this thread.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's no way he's going to start an AA program, let alone complete it.

I agree it is not probable, but many people who are at least as defiant as Nick end up getting sober. Unfortunately that is usually only prompted by the most unthinkably horrific developments, e.g. killing their kid in an accident while intoxicated, drunkenly setting fire to their home, making a shameful spectacle of themselves at a family event (one guy I knew had groped his brother’s new wife at the wedding and tried to stick his tongue down her throat as a “joke” — but didn’t decide he had a problem until the family stopped overlooking the insanity and stopped inviting him anywhere).

Nick has his family’s money to insulate him somewhat from the consequences of being a daily drunk. This is what shrinks talk about when they describe the danger of access to large amounts of unearned cash: no reason to get out of bed in the morning, no professional reputation to consider, no budget to constrain indulgence, no trouble paying for lawyers when the drunk’s behavior starts causing trouble. Drunks take what would otherwise be a jackpot set of life circumstances and turn them into a prison of their own refusal to grow up.

 

[Captain Manning]

LAW LICENSE UPDATE

Over the past few weeks I've seen a number of people in Elissa's comments opine that Nick doesn't have, or soon will not have, a valid law license in Minnesota. This was based off the fact that his license fee was due on the 1st, but records showed it hadn't been received yet (notwithstanding that, he was always listed as Authorized, and I checked multiple days after the 1st).

Well, now he's good to go for another year. The payment was received on the 10th. Barring anything else, he can continue to be a non-practiciing attorney instead of being further downgraded to a non-practicing non-attorney.

ETA: I am not sure of the Minnesota rules exactly, but I presume there is like a 30 day grace period or so before they formally declare you . That's not exactly uncommon when it comes to due dates.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick’s homeschool set up sounds like absolute chaos.

Nobody seems to know who is doing what on a day to day basis (this could be a Rekieta problem though) & a bazillion trips to & from activities hardly seems worth it when it means the sole breadwinner can’t even manage a work schedule (again, probably a Rekieta problem but still)

Then to add to it, they have to unindoctrinate the kids from whatever religious stuff they are being taught because Nick has his own ideas about that?

What are even the benefits of this “homeschool” which is hardly done at home? At this rate, why not send them to a regular pubic or private school, advise them to ignore any troonary & it would make their family life easier? Could hardly be worse for the kids than the degen weirdness they see from their dysfunctional parents on the daily.

 

[anionfarflung]

Do you want race mixing? because that's how you get race mixing...

If I were Limey and had to choose I'd pick Pollacks over Pakis any day.

 

[arc minsk]

Nick’s homeschool set up sounds like absolute chaos.

Nobody seems to know who is doing what on a day to day basis (this could be a Rekieta problem though) & a bazillion trips to & from activities hardly seems worth it when it means the sole breadwinner can’t even manage a work schedule (again, probably a Rekieta problem but still)

Then to add to it, they have to unindoctrinate the kids from whatever religious stuff they are being taught because Nick has his own ideas about that?

What are even the benefits of this “homeschool” which is hardly done at home? At this rate, why not send them to a regular pubic or private school, advise them to ignore any troonary & it would make their family life easier? Could hardly be worse for the kids than the degen weirdness they see from their dysfunctional parents on the daily.

someone asked him, in a superchat last night, if he would do a stream about his protocols for homeschooling and he immediately deflected to having someone else on to talk about their system instead. i assume it would have gone the way of his church streams he said he was going to do and didn't.

 

[Null]

Nick’s homeschool set up sounds like absolute chaos.

Nobody seems to know who is doing what on a day to day basis (this could be a Rekieta problem though) & a bazillion trips to & from activities hardly seems worth it when it means the sole breadwinner can’t even manage a work schedule (again, probably a Rekieta problem but still)

Then to add to it, they have to unindoctrinate the kids from whatever religious stuff they are being taught because Nick has his own ideas about that?

What are even the benefits of this “homeschool” which is hardly done at home? At this rate, why not send them to a regular pubic or private school, advise them to ignore any troonary & it would make their family life easier? Could hardly be worse for the kids than the degen weirdness they see from their dysfunctional parents on the daily.

He does microschooling, not homeschooling.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Do you think Drex teaches a class on pussy slaying and how to be an alpha Chad? "Ai'ght little homies, here's how you put on the balldo. Remember to grasp it firmly with yo pimp hand"

 

[ReverendVerse]

He does microschooling, not homeschooling.

As a parent of just one child, where we also do the whole co-op homeschooling, it's much easier. Nick has kids ranging from 5 (or 6) to 15. Some parents are good at early childhood education, others are better at teaching older kids. Assuming that each kid probably go to a different place for their education each day, that's a LOT of moving kids around. You have five kids that are going to five different places, potentially multiple times per day, that would be a full-time job in of itself. Considering how much Nick can barely keep his own personal schedule, I wonder how many times his kids miss class because of their terrible time management.

 

[Sewer Rat]

on the currently airing stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bukArJyHxVo Eric July revealed to Nerdrotics that Isom #3 is being worked on and it's going very smoothly,
Juju, pedovito and the non practicing lawyer must be furious

 

[Love Machine]

on the currently airing stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bukArJyHxVo Eric July revealed to Nerdrotics that Isom #3 is being worked on and it's going very smoothly,
Juju, pedovito and the non practicing lawyer must be furious

I mean did they ever actually think they could effect the business? The lawsuit was never actually going to anywhere besides being annoyance. The only other way would be like, to make artists quit and make comics people hate July? But Dax and Vito are so intrinsically unlikable anymore that no one would drop Eric to kill, rape, and die for the dick show.

 

[Captain Manning]

He does microschooling, not homeschooling.

Correct.

I was actually homeschooled through a significant portion of K-12. Whereupon I had no trouble with college afterwards (a lot public K-12 schools are complete garbage from an actual education standpoint, so that wasn't a problem, and I got good grades). What they're doing is not full on homeschooling.

Full on homeschooling is a massive investment of time by at least one parent, who basically functions as teacher, and whereby your home is your school. As a parent, you can forget about having any sort of job while doing it. Sadly, I dunno if it's economically viable family for most parents anymore.

In my case, my father was bread winner (being middle class with only one working parent was an actual thing back then), and my mother functioned as a teacher and homemarker. There's probably of multitude of ways of doing it depending on where you live but, in my case, the local school district offered a voluntary program where they provided the curriculum and textbooks that were identical to those used in public school classes, and there was monthly meetings with somebody from the school district to go over the student's progress. There was also annual testing that was the same the public school kids received. The main difference is you didn't actually have to go to an overcrowded school, and there wasn't a salaried teacher teaching you. This meant there was less chance of social indoctrination, and you had far less of an issue of the student being neglected.

I imagine there's other forms of homeschooling that are far more "off the grid" than that.

"Our wife," as far as I know, is not employed, and Nick makes good money (albeit less by the day) so she could technically do that, but I think we're starting to see she's got a lot of the same issues Rekieta has.

As a parent of just one child, where we also do the whole co-op homeschooling, it's much easier. Nick has kids ranging from 5 (or 6) to 15. Some parents are good at early childhood education, others are better at teaching older kids. Assuming that each kid probably go to a different place for their education each day, that's a LOT of moving kids around. You have five kids that are going to five different places, potentially multiple times per day, that would be a full-time job in of itself. Considering how much Nick can barely keep his own personal schedule, I wonder how many times his kids miss class because of their terrible time management.

Interestingly, that would likely be less of a problem if they did full on home schooling instead of co-op or "microschooling." This driving the kids all over the place thing seems more like taking them to a public or private school than the homeschooling I am familiar with.

But again, Kayla and/or Nick would have to commit to it full time. It would probably be more work overall, but the work would largely be constrained within the walls of the household.

 

[not william stenchever]

think he's just fucking high as a kite and has been abusing every known drug to man, and lately he has been going off on industrial quantities of levamisole cut cocaine (imagine just how much that schnoz can snort in one go!), a 'cutting' agent which directly fucks with your brain and can lead to multifocal inflammatory leukoencephalopathy (tl;dr demyelination occurs, think of it as stripping the enamel of your teeth, except instead of your teeth it's the protein protecting your nerve fibers), it checks out that then he would twitch like a spastic having car batteries directly plugged into his spinal cord and his cognition would sharply decline, as well as showing a vastly increased tendency to be irritable with added hyperesthesia (heightened sensitivity of... the senses in general) something that may or may not go a ways to explain his gay heat allergies flare ups.

Cocaine was already a hell of a drug but goddamn, the compound used to cut it sounds like it makes it so much worse.

He does microschooling, not homeschooling.

Microschooling while macrodosing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

LAW LICENSE UPDATE

Over the past few weeks I've seen a number of people in Elissa's comments opine that Nick doesn't have, or soon will not have, a valid law license in Minnesota. This was based off the fact that his license fee was due on the 1st, but records showed it hadn't been received yet (notwithstanding that, he was always listed as Authorized, and I checked multiple days after the 1st).

Well, now he's good to go for another year. The payment was received on the 10th. Barring anything else, he can continue to be a non-practiciing attorney instead of being further downgraded to a non-practicing non-attorney.

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ETA: I am not sure of the Minnesota rules exactly, but I presume there is like a 30 day grace period or so before they formally declare you View attachment 5407976. That's not exactly uncommon when it comes to due dates.

Beat me to it. He paid on the 4th last year, so even later this year. They must update it pretty quickly.

I still think the CLE will eventually do him in, but maybe he's found some scamola to avoid it.

 

[AnOminous]

Full on homeschooling is a massive investment of time by at least one parent, who basically functions as teacher, and whereby your home is your school. As a parent, you can forget about having any sort of job while doing it. Sadly, I dunno if it's economically viable family for most parents anymore.

It depends on the parents and the child. If both participate it's possible. I know two parents who are both professionals in demanding fields who did it. However, their child was also highly gifted and entirely capable of self-directed education so didn't need as much intervention.

 

[ReverendVerse]

It depends on the parents and the child. If both participate it's possible. I know two parents who are both professionals in demanding fields who did it. However, their child was also highly gifted and entirely capable of self-directed education so didn't need as much intervention.

I was homeschooled for my 7th, 8th, and 9th grade years and was actually ahead of my classmates when I back to school. My parents were filling more of a tutor role than teacher role, because they had enrolled me in a homeschooling program that promoted self learning, granted, if the child was motivated. If I got through all my lessons in two hours in a given day, I had the rest of the day to fuck around, which was a great motivator to get through my lessons. My parents were there to guide, grade, and help when needed. It obviously worked, as I was ahead of the other students when I went back to school. I was actually one credit shy of graduating in my junior year (I hadn't know that until after the end of the year, if I did, I would have done anything to graduate early).

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The big problem with Rackets and drinking is that although it makes him do retarded shit from time to time, it isn't stopping the flow of paypig money. As far as I can tell he's still getting money thrown at him, his wife is still there and the coolest guy ever ever DICK MASTERSON is still his friend. From his hazy perspective he has to be thinking, "Why would I stop drinking? It hasn't ruined my life at all".

I know I've made the comparison before but I'm pretty sure Ethan Ralph thought the same thing when money was flowing in. Look at how far he had to fall before he would even attempt to stop. Its fun to shit on old Balldo right now but there's a lot of bridges left to burn and a lot of things to lose before he'll figure out what the fuck is going on.

Just beware Nick, if MCJarbo drops a track on you that might be a good sign to go to AA.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Thanks to @Geared Chris I clipped where Nick talks about meeting his coke dealer for the first time.

Nick is so desperate to be black, it's pathetic.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

A smashed up Rustang and a collection of feces-covered Balldos.

For sale: Many Balldos, often worn.

 

[Captain Manning]

@Left Ass Cheek made an amusing point over in the Amos Yee thread. For those not up on the news, Amos Yee from Cell Block B was just granted parole. Of course, Nick is a very different person now from when Amos was bagged in 2020.

Nick Rekieta was really eager to get an interview with Fleece Johnson, a gay rapist who was made notorious as the "Booty Warrior" by a really infamous interview on MSNBC's Lockup Raw, after his sentence was up and he was freed. It may be a longshot, but I wouldn't put it past the Nose to try and get a chat going with this fucking reprobate. Especially now that he's in his ultra hedonism "I don't give a fuck" phase.

I can almost hear it now. Dick, Vito, and Nick are interviewing Amos Yee...

Dick: That was a funny troll Amos! You really committed to the joke by actually possessing child porn! You're are a legendary comedian!
Nick: What Dick said! Dick is always right!
Dick: Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Of course I am! Subscribe to my Patreon and watch Cuties daily! Eric July is a faggot!
Vito: Hey Amos, uhhhh... do you still have those pictures, or the contact info of the 14 year old?
Dick: Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Another funny joke from Vito! Null sucks! He should come on my show so we can discuss things!
Nick: Vito is hilarious! Also, Null is a stupid faggot, but I also love him, and I hope he makes all the money in the world.

I still think the CLE will eventually do him in, but maybe he's found some scamola to avoid it.

I agree, but he might not have had a requirement this year. I honestly haven't looked at the CLE requirements in MN.

Or, he satisfied them, and kept his mouth shut.

I know that's "off brand," but it's possible I suppose.