Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Lol he hasn't learned a fucking thing in the 6 months he's been away. Just as much as a transparently overcompensating loser issuing futile threats all across the internet, claiming expert knowledge on things he doesn't know anything about, and desperately appealing to (his own, nonexistent) authority when he doesn't get his way, which is always.

Except now, apparently, sans "girlfriend". Explain that one, fat boy.

And Shane, real experts let their knowledge do the talking rather than spit out their (in your case imaginary) Resume in an effort to prop up their arguments instead of, you know, being correct. I know you won't take that on board, because your mind ossified in 2004 and is incapable of making new neural connections, but I know you read my posts. Hi Shane.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
you won't believe what happened at Neowin, a site for Microsoft talk, in late September:
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a lolcow can't fight his nature
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Plaintiff is fat said:
From 2 days ago shitting up a Samsung forum and claiming the moderators are RUDE to him, a former Microsoft employee that's handled community management!
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Twitter, Reddit, and Samsung jannies are all conspiring against him. It's not that he's an unruly tard.
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:story: Never change Shane.
 
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internet friend said:
The milk is already top quality. I can't wait to see what excellent baby's Shane brings in the coming days. Also call me insane, but has he lost weight? He looks a bit thinner holding those flowers.
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Yeah. Assuming the photo hasn't been fucked with, he does look thinner. Well done, Shane, genuinely.

Now sort out the mess between your ears.
 
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"these Kiwis just don't get it 🤣 "
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who is he talking to? lol
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Twitter, Reddit, and Samsung jannies are all conspiring against him. It's not that he's an unruly tard.
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Isn't it funny how intensely ego-centric this narrative is? And so many cows go through it, they're so insecure and somehow think they're so uniquely important that everyone has their eyes on them, conspiring against them to "bully" or "harass them". And they never seem to understand how selfish and egotistical it is to think that way.
 
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