Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

LaughJoke2.0 said:
Jesus Christ is trooning out the new go to move for twinks once they age out?
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It appears to be another form of mid-life crisis manifestation, such as buying a motorcycle/sports car.

Looking at all of the hon-troons running around, it is quickly catching on as a hobby for the middle-aged.
 
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Another TiF complaining about the size of her phallo being too small.
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I know what the average size is, and I am average (with above average girth). Had surgery two weeks ago. I just imagined myself as having a slightly larger than average penis on my body (am almost 6 feet and 220 lbs). Im worried my gf won’t like the size as much as if it were bigger. She says she doesn’t care and thinks the size will be perfect but I am having trouble believing her since she can take and enjoys huge dildos. Just feels bad since I didn’t get the “dream penis” I yearned for. Feels bad people smaller than me have way larger penises. (I know height doesn’t matter but I wanted a size that looks more proportionate to my body and for sexual reasons)

I feel disappointed. I know that I’ll have to grieve my past expectations before I can fully accept my new penis.

Any advice welcome, thank you
and an interesting comment from u/AnnualFull520 who has a monster phallo.
I don’t know if this helps but I will say I’m on the bigger side of the spectrum. I have struggles like, having to buy special underwear, having to go up a size in pants, etc. I get judge-mental stares sometimes and unwanted attention. Before phallo I would get bigger than average straps to please my wife and she didn’t struggle with it. Now post op, when I have sex with my wife she is pleased with my size but has a hard time taking it, pretty much what I’m trying to say is, do whatever you think is best for you and what you want man, you only get one life so live that shit!​
I get judgemental stares sometimes and unwanted attention.​
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She probably looks like she has an erection all the time if she passes.
This is probably terrifying to the pooners who are trooning out to avoid attention.
 
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Bees said:
Why the f are you looking at KF, and most specifically this thread, while at work? Take some responsibility for yourself, or post your torrid size, it doesn't matter to me.

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In the interest of real hate I have to admit he's got a great username. And this is the kind of HSTS I don't mind in the lady's room because I don't think he's getting off on listening to women pee. HOWEVER the extreme editing tricks the autist AGPs into thinking they'll get the same (fake) results and while I think that misleading them with 41% photoshop is immoral I also think it's funny. However, check out those femur Q angles. Man knees, unmistakable and unfixable man knees.

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You should mind about these faggots in the restroom. You don't think think they'd grt rid of you to establish superiority?
 
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Hepativore said:
It appears to be another form of mid-life crisis manifestation, such as buying a motorcycle/sports car.

Looking at all of the hon-troons running around, it is quickly catching on as a hobby for the middle-aged.
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More expensive than a Porsche, with lower chance of looking cool and picking up some skirt.
Why do men do these weird expensive and drastic things in middle age? Spend a few k on a sports bike and turn into a Lycra warriors, or Troon out?
We should never have stopped hunting mammoth, it gave them something to do
 
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Otterly said:
More expensive than a Porsche, with lower chance of looking cool and picking up some skirt.
Why do men do these weird expensive and drastic things in middle age? Spend a few k on a sports bike and turn into a Lycra warriors, or Troon out?
We should never have stopped hunting mammoth, it gave them something to do
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Sure Cliff, you look better than any "bio hole" you gotta skullet like my Uncle Clyde and a jaw (or lack of one) like fucking Leafy, just what any red blooded pervert wants in a dime bag hooker.

Jesus Cliff get a grip buddy. It's not gonna work. You look like something off a fucking Sam Raimi movie, your fucking face looks like a prop Tom Savini made to scare children.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Sure Cliff, you look better than any "bio hole" you gotta skullet like my Uncle Clyde and a jaw (or lack of one) like fucking Leafy, just what any red blooded pervert wants in a dime bag hooker.

Jesus Cliff get a grip buddy. It's not gonna work. You look like something off a fucking Sam Raimi movie, your fucking face looks like a prop Tom Savini made to scare children.
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The urinal in the background just completes the picture (chef’s kiss.) perfection
 
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Bees said:
And this is the kind of HSTS I don't mind in the lady's room because I don't think he's getting off on listening to women pee.
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A bitchy fag is still a man. You haven’t been around enough of them to know they will comment on any little perceived flaw or weakness to make another person feel like shit, including the sound of a woman’s piss stream.

Gay guys are still men. Effeminate men are still men. No men in the women’s room. No women in the men’s room. Guys may not care but they deserve their privacy too.
 
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Moosebonker said:
I speedran a few hundred pages of this thread then 'noped' out years ago.

Don't usually post in threads I have not read but this seems like the best place to drop Dr Chettawut's dilation schedule.


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It's the poor 'nurse' I feel sorry for...these perverts probably read this and cum in their pants for the last time about it but imagine having to do that for a job....fuck me.
 
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Bees said:
Why the f are you looking at KF, and most specifically this thread, while at work? Take some responsibility for yourself, or post your torrid size, it doesn't matter to me.
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Some of us have time to kill or browse on breaks. A rot pocket is jarring when you’re already prepared to click the spoiler, but to just put it out there (even if it’s hilarious) will shock any curious, poor soul.
This thread is the boogeyman for the majority of users that frequent the stinkditch sub-forum. A lot of people want information but don’t want to see the gory reality.
 
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Garlic Salt said:
Some of us have time to kill or browse on breaks. A rot pocket is jarring when you’re already prepared to click the spoiler, but to just put it out there (even if it’s hilarious) will shock any curious, poor soul.
This thread is the boogeyman for the majority of users that frequent the stinkditch sub-forum. A lot of people want information but don’t want to see the gory reality.
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I have a lot of time to kill in the break room after I finish eating, and as the break room computers are often occupied, I do not want people thinking I am looking at weird porn at work and the reprimanding that would soon follow.
 
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u/W-olfsbane appears to regret going with phalloplasty. Has written the typical rant post on r/phallo where she's types out "I don't regret anything" but everything else explains that she does.
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My journey post-op regarding dysphoria and euphoria’s been a bit bumpy and this has been on my mind for a longggg time now.

I have a very high sex drive and I often find myself thinking if I should’ve gone for meta or no bottom surgery at all, most often when participating in things such as watching porn/masturbating or thinking about dating and having a dating profile; including regret and lots of questioning, making me feel botched, and asking myself if I really should’ve done this.

While I’m only post stage 1, still swollen, and have stage 2 in 3 months (super looking forward to it), I just feel… weird. That people would find me more appealing if I had either my natal genitals or meta, both of which are “natural”, and not a tube of flesh - it’s squishy, its floppy, it’s not the right colour, and so on. Which is funny, since usually people are not attracted to natal genitals on a trans person, not the other way around. The problem being that it’s “fake”, that it’s “just skin”, and not seeing how or why anyone would want to have a piece of flesh like this inside of them or near them, versus my natal genitals, which are “normal”.

In the end, I’m doing this for myself, and it’s way beyond sex, that probably being only a small part of it really, but I am struggling with having a high sex drive due to T, so of course being in-between bottom surgeries really has an impact on it.

I think it is normal to feel this way, since I currently don’t even use it aside from the fact that it gives me a bulge, and it’s stage 2 where things really happen, but I wanted to share my thoughts as I’ve been to afraid to share them with friends.

Even just seeing the bulge and having something there makes my dysphoria go down and makes me very euphoric, and, well, I just need to wait. And even just thinking about having my natal genitals, even if I got a hysto, makes me feel incredibly dysphoric, as would having meta versus phallo. I don’t regret getting phallo and I’ll be very happy once it’s all done, but I’m just struggling at times right now.

Plus, I wouldn’t say that to someone who lost their penis and had to get phallo due to an accident, would I?

I have a few steps ahead of me - stage 2 now of course, an ED, medical tattooing, and imagining myself post all that makes me very euphoric. It all just takes time, and that sucks.

(Positive comments are actually very appreciated)
The comments that stick out the most is:
"...tube of flesh - it’s squishy, its floppy, it’s not the right colour, and so on. "
" The problem being that it’s “fake”, that it’s “just skin”, and not seeing how or why anyone would want to have a piece of flesh like this inside of them or near them, versus my natal genitals, which are “normal”. "
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We tell them it's just floppy arm skin but they don't listen.
I have a few steps ahead of me - stage 2 now of course, an ED, medical tattooing, and imagining myself post all that makes me very euphoric. It all just takes time, and that sucks.
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Betting that it will magically feel like a real penis if it visually looks more like one.

I've posted about u/W-olfsbane once back in august. She's a gayden who is very Truscum and her penis shrunk to 4 inches post-op.
 
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