Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

And Patrick's cope is hilarious; you can practically see him crying as he types his response. Grades and tests aren't meaningless. A child needs to know certain things by a certain date, and grades are a measure of how well they know the material. Most children are able to get average grades, unless they're fat, belligerent idiots like Patrick.

Is there anything he isn't a thin skinned little bitch about? He was pushed through high school 25 years ago and barely passed. Why does he care if people know he was a shit bag student? I was a C student. If someone brought up my teenage mediocrity, I think my reaction would be similar to someone recapping what I had for lunch yesterday. How can this over 40 "man" care about so much about his grades in high school? He really needs to be the main character who is the strongest, smartest, fastest, baddest enough dude battling the forces of evil and mafia hitmen that call him fat. Which he is fat and a D student.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Is there anything he isn't a thin skinned little bitch about? He was pushed through high school 25 years ago and barely passed. Why does he care if people know he was a shit bag student? I was a C student. If someone brought up my teenage mediocrity, I think my reaction would be similar to someone recapping what I had for lunch yesterday. How can this over 40 "man" care about so much about his grades in high school? He really needs to be the main character who is the strongest, smartest, fastest, baddest enough dude battling the forces of evil and mafia hitmen that call him fat. Which he is fat and a D student.

Don't forget a former martial arts and security instructor and also a marksman with powerful weaponry such as:

• A small Glock pistol that he would break his hand firing if he held the way he did in that cringe tactical reload video
• A .22 LR Carbine
• A PS90, the carbine for nerds with horrible ergonomics and expensive ammo, so he probably only shot it twice, he also probably only bought it because it was a stable of cheap 90s sci-fi like Stargate.

 

[AnOminous]

The only way Fatrick is a public figure these days is the fact he is a public figure of mockery.

He is also so enormously fat that he is conspicuously visible to the entire public any time he goes outside.

If you're wondering if Pat is aware of this anniversary - yes, yes he is #writerslift #writingcommunity

Didn't the rascals also write a second, better version of his "WiP" before he managed to?

“I don't understand him. Why doesn't he go back to what he was doing before he became an author?”

I love how the Internet thinks we're Nazis, Communists, terrorists, murderers, and every bad thing, and we're really just Statler and Waldorf jeering from the balcony.

This is part of a larger spergout by Pat, but I found this particular cope regarding his grades hilarious. It’s really getting under his skin.

I like how he claims to be smart when he thinks people will get sent to prison for pointing out his obesity.

Smart people know that posting someone's grades online isn't a felony.
Dumbass, also fat.

It might be if they obtained them under fraudulent pretenses, which may or may not be the case. If so, though, making that accusation just means Pat is admitting they are, in fact, his actual legitimate extremely low retard level grades, not just something someone made up.

 

[FinnSven]

How can this over 40 "man" care about so much about his grades in high school?

Maybe he peaked in high school?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Is there anything he isn't a thin skinned little bitch about? He was pushed through high school 25 years ago and barely passed. Why does he care if people know he was a shit bag student? I was a C student. If someone brought up my teenage mediocrity, I think my reaction would be similar to someone recapping what I had for lunch yesterday. How can this over 40 "man" care about so much about his grades in high school? He really needs to be the main character who is the strongest, smartest, fastest, baddest enough dude battling the forces of evil and mafia hitmen that call him fat. Which he is fat and a D student.

This is true.
Well adjusted adults can laugh at their youthful fuckups.
I was mediocre in high-school, because I was a lazy bum and didn't do much work.
If you do well in your adult life, nobody fucking cares about your grades.

He is so fucking insecure in every aspect.

Trolls question his sexual prowess and ability to pull pussy?
"Wrong as always, Stalker. I had threesomes and even have the Herpes to prove it."

Trolls question his hygiene and odor?
"Actually I am so clean that I don't have to wear underwear, child. Enjoy prison."

People make fun of his shit grades?
"Actually I got bad grades on purpose, because they don't mean anything. I still got enough credits to go to college."
Problem with that narrative is that he also failed college.

If someone started to mock him about how he is too fat and cowardly to murder someone, he will probably tell them that he actually killed several hookers and hobos and where the bodies are buried.

Shooting himself with a boltgun to own the atalkers, truly the works of a man who almost failed american high-school.

 

[AnOminous]

Shooting himself with a boltgun to own the atalkers, truly the works of a man who almost failed american high-school.

Literally retarded Negroes who talk in pure bix nood and can't read or write manage to graduate high school.

 

[FinnSven]

"Wrong as always, Stalker. I had threesomes and even have the Herpes to prove it."

Being bum rushed and bum raped in the toilets at hoolies by two burly bums is technically a threesome I suppose. He would be lucky if he only got the herpes.

If someone started to mock him about how he is too fat and cowardly to murder someone, he will probably tell them that he actually killed several hookers and hobos and where the bodies are buried.

Even if he is fat and cowardly, it wouldn't be surprising if he has murdered someone.

Perhaps though it is more likely he has killed a kid or drifter with his car while driving drunk.
Or maybe he deliberately knocked a Harley rider off on the highway with his rusting in revenge for the Harley rider laughing at his Triumph.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Bing considers the prompt 'A Pig crying on Twitter' to be unsafe.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

The Brewers, Ricks favorite sports team, were knocked out of the first round of the playoffs tonight, unable to get a win. Just like Rick.

this poor fat faggot is a BREWERS fan?!

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I like how he claims to be smart when he thinks people will get sent to prison for pointing out his obesity.

I don't claim to be smart, stalker. I am smart. And yes, stalker, you are going to prison. This is how you've chosen to end your life, by aligning with the cult of terrorists responsible for stalking and harassing a total stranger and his family. The police are closing in on you as we speak. Enjoy prison.

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

Honestly, all of these renders of Patrick as an actual pig look far more likable than the man himself. Pigs may be gluttonous, ornery, and more than a little gross, but they are also clever, brave, and useful - things he will never be.

 

[Markorian]

Even if he is fat and cowardly, it wouldn't be surprising if he has murdered someone.

Justice for Bernell Trammell.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't claim to be smart, stalker. I am smart. And yes, stalker, you are going to prison. This is how you've chosen to end your life, by aligning with the cult of terrorists responsible for stalking and harassing a total stranger and his family. The police are closing in on you as we speak. Enjoy prison.

I wonder what would happen if Patrick did get a real life stalker?

Just some sad weirdo whom has nothing to do with OnA, kiwifarms and doesn’t even have a twitter account.

A particular kind of oddball who found a discarded copy of one of Fatrick’s novels and becomes actively obsessed with him.

Would the poor sod find himself blamed for all of the misery inflicted upon Patrick over the years, or would he become the first stalker in history who files for a restraining order to protect him from his victim?

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I feel like this is the first time I’ve heard of the pests “impersonating police”. What have I missed?

Supposedly VERY early on, back when Fatso would occasionally pick up his phone, somebody called him and had a loudspeaker and said something like "This is the Milwaukee Police. You are very fat. You are hereby ordered to stop being fat or you will be arrested and be forcibly detained without food."

There was also someone who called Hooligan's pretending to be "Officer Daniel Kurlan" of the MPD sex crimes division, and reported Patrick for something funny. I wish I had the recording but it appears to be lost in time.

 

[AGPinochet]

Literally retarded Negroes who talk in pure bix nood and can't read or write manage to graduate high school.

Is that why Fatrick kidnaps, murders. grinds into pepperoni and eats black children? so they do not have the opprutunity to grow up and get better grades in high school than he did? That and he's fat (by every medical standard)

 

[FinnSven]

Is that why Fatrick kidnaps, murders. grinds into pepperoni and eats black children? so they do not have the opprutunity to grow up and get better grades in high school than he did? That and he's fat (by every medical standard)

Perhaps he also thinks if he eats them he can absorb their powers.

 

[RussianParasite]

Even if he is fat and cowardly, it wouldn't be surprising if he has murdered someone.

First he came for the poor black children and I did not speak out, because I am not a poor black, child.

 

[AGPinochet]

Perhaps he also thinks if he was eats then he can absorb their powers.

If Fatrick gained the ability to emit pungent Negroid farts that would certainly shore up his (probably) failing marriage to his second, better wife.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Sounds like Niki just didn't want Patrick's last name. "Baby, I can't just rebrand my entire business empire, you understand". Her company is Robinson Writers, LLC, but her business is already branded as "Posts by Ghost", so it wouldn't even matter.

It’s not at all an issue because nobody gives a shit if the person at the company shares a name with the company. In fact, not sharing the name makes it look bigger, if anything. More likely everyone involved is just a lazy fuck.

Patrick is an author in the same way that me writing the word “nigger” over and over again on Kiwi Farms makes me an author.

The famous 4chan book (33% nigger by weight) is certainly more amusing writing for me.

Nigger.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

If Fatrick gained the ability to emit pungent Negroid farts that would certainly shore up his (probably) failing marriage to his second, better wife.

It might help keep "swatters" away too.