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A Christian Group Is Promoting An Alternative To Halloween — 'JesusWeen' Where People Wear White & Pass Out Bibles​

It's not uncommon for some religions to avoid celebrating Halloween, but one Christian group has taken it a step further and decided to create a brand new holiday instead! Coined "JesusWeen," they don white outfits instead of costumes and pass out bibles instead of candy.

TikToker Jordan the Grey Witch brought the new version of Halloween to light after sharing the tale of a Canadian Evangelical Christian group that decided trick-or-treating was "ungodly" and rife with "evil characters."

A Christian group in Texas created 'Jesusween' as an alternative to celebrating Halloween.​

Believing that Halloween does not "align with Christianity," the pastor and founder of "JesusWeen," Paul Ade, promotes celebrating the fall festivities with more ministry-based fun. In addition to their white garments and bibles, participants are encouraged to spread the message of Jesus door to door instead of trick-or-treating.

Jordan the Grey Witch was quick to point out the hypocrisy of "JesusWeen." She argued, "They're hijacking Halloween to make it about them, even though they don't celebrate it. But the LGBTQ are the ones shoving their beliefs down everyone's throats."

More than any other Protestant sects of Christianity, Evangelicals are open about their conservative stance on many social issues, notably abortion and LGBTQ+ rights, believing that religion, specifically their doctrine, should influence political and legislative decisions. So, yeah. Jordan makes a good point.

Why is Halloween frowned upon by Evangelicals?​

The origins of Halloween are debatable. It has its roots in an ancient Celtic festival called "Samhain." The pagan religious celebration was meant to usher in the fall harvest, and was often celebrated with bonfires and alters filled with fall-harvested fruits, like apples and pumpkins. Not much different than many of our current fall festivals. Even costumes can be traced back to the Celtic tradition as a way to keep ghosts and evil spirits at bay that were thought to roam during the transition of seasons.

But the intersection of Halloween and Christianity can also be traced back to the Middle Ages. Trick-or-treating may have been part of a Christian tradition from medieval times; the poor showed up on the doorsteps of the rich the day before All Saints' Day — a day known as Hallowtide. The trick-or-treaters offered prayer in exchange for food and drink.

Religions are mixed on whether they embrace Halloween or shun it altogether.​

I went to a Baptist church as a child, and every year, we dressed up for Halloween and collected candy, bobbed for apples, and even made our way through a "haunted house" constructed especially for the holiday. It was viewed as harmless fun for kids and a way to provide them with a safe environment to celebrate at the height of the candy tampering hype.
Still, some religious institutions see Halloween as a pagan holiday promoting the celebration and glorification of evil spirits. They try their best to guard their children from the demonic spirits they believe are more prevalent than usual on that day. Other churches call it a "Fall Festival" and invite the entire family for a night of connection and community.

Whether you choose to celebrate Halloween or not, it's your choice. You have the autonomy and insight to decide what is best for you. One thing that we can do collectively, however, is not be bothered by the fun others are having on Halloween — even if it's not your cup of tea. Instead of being grumpy or judgmental, simply turn your porch light off.
 
Oh so you are just retarded then. Sorry, I shouldn't mock the mentally deficient.
Yeah, sorry, I defamed the child touching pedophiles you covered up in your church. Didn't mean to hurt you feelings, dude. I know pedophiles can be touchy about that. You know being caught and everything instead of just moved around to new churches. lol
 
I thought this sounded familiar. Interesting how this article just makes it sound like something weird a bunch of people are doing whereas the other one has a "THE CHRISTIANS ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR HALLOWEEN AWAY" panic vibe.
Atheists are indisputably the retards now that they're doing a Reverse War on Christmas. OMG people following their religion on their own terms instead of what the television says? What a scandal! Wait until they find out what Muslims believe. lol
 
Can you gay ass mother fuckers just get a room, already? Your heavy petting and awkward flirting is creepy to watch.
Anyway, Halloween is fun. It's fun to have fun.
You aren't wrong. I think this is funny so if a mod wants to cut this out and put in Mass Debates, they absolutely should, lol.
 
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I'm not reading your fucking manic screeds. You are a mentally unbalanced retard and arguably should have a thread here. Plus, arguing with retards is a bad use of time, especially ones that don't bother to actually learn shit.
Yeah, because you got owned on your own Catholic theology you weren't even aware of. Stop spouting neo-pagan stormfag shit and passing it off as Christianity. It's autistic and Nick Fuentes type-lolcow behavior. You talk shit, but run away when I actually dissect your words. Also learn to take jokes.
 
They could do so much more with this. Also JesusWeen sounds lame as a name for the holiday. First of all, giving out a wholeass Bible has annoying memories attached for most people (unwanted visitors at the door, depressing motel stays, portable kisoks outside the mall with awkward people tryina talk to you). Its also kinda lazy (sorry Jesus) and if they are passing out KJV or NKJV a lot of people will have a hard time because it's a challenging read that needs a lot of cross referencing.

What they could have done is split off some useful sections, maybe apply them to the individual sins and have a booth with like a residential door almosy like a set, but instead of the typical halloween decorations they could make it all holy looking with lighting and props so it really stands out. So people could go up and knock on the door and a convincing Jesus looking person with the Biblical chops can answer and have these tidy little booklets that would address something the trick or treater has a problem with. Greed, envy, lust etc could all have its own booklet with some choice bible verses and like, a requisite parable or something. And honestly they should give something else, like a small object or even a candy. Maybe some of those little saint medallions.

What I'm trying to say is this could actually be cool and reach some people if they weren't so lazy with it. The Bible is amazing whether you're a believer or not, theres some good shit in there. Why do Christians have to be so boring!
 
They could do so much more with this. Also JesusWeen sounds lame as a name for the holiday. First of all, giving out a wholeass Bible has annoying memories attached for most people (unwanted visitors at the door, depressing motel stays, portable kisoks outside the mall with awkward people tryina talk to you). Its also kinda lazy (sorry Jesus) and if they are passing out KJV or NKJV a lot of people will have a hard time because it's a challenging read that needs a lot of cross referencing.

What they could have done is split off some useful sections, maybe apply them to the individual sins and have a booth with like a residential door almosy like a set, but instead of the typical halloween decorations they could make it all holy looking with lighting and props so it really stands out. So people could go up and knock on the door and a convincing Jesus looking person with the Biblical chops can answer and have these tidy little booklets that would address something the trick or treater has a problem with. Greed, envy, lust etc could all have its own booklet with some choice bible verses and like, a requisite parable or something. And honestly they should give something else, like a small object or even a candy. Maybe some of those little saint medallions.

What I'm trying to say is this could actually be cool and reach some people if they weren't so lazy with it. The Bible is amazing whether you're a believer or not, theres some good shit in there. Why do Christians have to be so boring!
Because being fun is "sinful." I got on trouble with the elders for hosting a water balloon fight the last day of VBS, because my shirt got wet when the kids all pummeled me. Oh no, did you know that women wear sports bras under those baggy VBS branded T-shirts?! You could almost see the outline of it!!!
 
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They could do so much more with this. Also JesusWeen sounds lame as a name for the holiday.
It'd make an excellent rock band though.....

I was about to say I feel bad about the kids whose Halloween is going to be ruined because of this, but then I realized, if your parents would drag you to this? It was already ruined.

At least there's hope you have one good friend from a non-insane home in the neighborhood who'll gift you some of their candy out of pity, yeah, it'll be mostly smarties, but, it's the thought that counts..........
 
Sounds just as gay as an invitation to a mutual gay molesting.
 
Because being fun is "sinful." I got on trouble with the elders for hosting a water balloon fight the last day of VBS, because my shirt got wet when the kids all pummeled me. Oh no, did you know that women wear sports bras under those baggy VBS branded T-shirts?! You could almost see the outline of it!!!
You turned a VBS into a wet tee-shirt show for children and your takeaway was that “having fun is sinful?”
 
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You turned a VBS into a wet tee-shirt show for children and your takeaway was that “having fun is sinful?”
No, my actual takeaway was that the elders should spend the week with the kids. Since they are in charge of the church, and all. Didn't see them all week.
 
Yeah, because you got owned on your own Catholic theology you weren't even aware of.
Not really. The Jews aren't God's Chosen people. Literally everybody is. That's even attested to in the Gospels said by Jesus Christ himself and further supported by getting rid of all the Jewish ritual dietary restrictions and not needing to get circumcised to become Christian in the First Council of the Church, the Council of Jerusalem and the spreading of the faith to the Gentiles. For some reason, a lot of conservative Protestants ignore this very very obvious reality and say only the Jews are God's Chosen people. Yes, they are important in salvation history and hating Jews for no reason is retarded but fuck me if evangelicals go through all the stops to suck Israel's dick and the dick of any Jewish person instead of just being normal about them. There's a wide range of acceptable behaviors towards Jews, but uncharacteristicallt hating them and uncharacteristically loving them are signs that you are dealing with a gaggle of idiots.
Stop spouting neo-pagan stormfag shit and passing it off as Christianity.
See above. It's not neo-pagan bullshit to say treating Jews as God's only chosen people after the Great Commission is anti-biblical and very explicitly so.
It's autistic and Nick Fuentes type-lolcow behavior.
Nick Fuentes is gay, narcissistic faggot (I repeated myself like twice there) that uses religion for show. He got into a debate with Jay Dyer, an Orthodox dude, and his lack of knowledge of his own faith showed. Not finding your mentally u well behavior unfunny is not lolcow material, let alone adjacent to Nick Fuentes.
You talk shit, but run away when I actually dissect your words. Also learn to take jokes.
I'm not always going to talk to you right away. I have important IRL things to do. It's very retardrd to think that sperging on the Internet about something that has zero consequence is important enough to shoot off a message ASAP, unless you are some sort of retarded NEET with no sense of responsibility. Also, you don't dissect words. You go histrionic rants that last for too long and say nothing of substance or blatantly ignore what I said and you don't even bother to use very authoritative sources to back them up. And you're jokes are shit if you think that angry rants are funny. Learn to make jokes like anorm McDonald if you want people to laugh.
 
I got on trouble with the elders for hosting a water balloon fight the last day of VBS, because my shirt got wet when the kids all pummeled me
Stupid sexy kids!
I was about to say I feel bad about the kids whose Halloween is going to be ruined because of this, but then I realized, if your parents would drag you to this? It was already ruined.
Couldn't agree more. I am enjoying in my imagination a situation where the family piles into the SUV with boxes of bibles and heads off to the neighbourhood the church gave them to canvass, but it ends up being like a predomenantly Muslim (or something) neighbourhood and they don't even celebrate Halloween *and* they're already super religeous but just a different religeon.
 
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