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Oddly enough I do recall some sort of trophy on this site being given on a user's page that said "Meet another Kiwi IRL" or something. In my mind ever since seeing that I thought to myself "Yeah you got some balls for that one". Not something I would do but I respect the autistic courage to actually go through with that act. To this day I still wonder how that user even got that achievement, did he make a post about it and a mod just randomly awarded it or some shit? I swear I saw it before
 
Yeah, I know. He did sometimes tard out but when he wasn't doing that he was OK.

I couldn't tell you when that warning got added but I'm guessing maybe after the 2019 hack? He was a 2018 user so might have missed it. I'm sure someone will know.
I did tell him in a dm chain to stop using the same name everywhere a month or two back.
It was at least there around the time of the Mumkey Jones drama.
 
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Decided to poke through some of @TVB's posts to further match up with his online history, In one he mentioned his late father owning a beach house in Baja California.
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I thought it was commonly known, but yeah, TVB is from the Las Vegas area, so his dad having property in Baja California makes sense.

Anyway, he logged into the farms just now, only to tardpost some more on his own profile
https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/505802/
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TVB also has a gay and dead discord server. Doubt there's anything compromising in there (other than his chronic severe autism), but there you have it: https://discord.gg/hWAmMF8Wpn

his discord handle and profile below (he's had a blackened avatar for about two years now, or well before he got owned in the farms, lol).
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I thought it was commonly known, but yeah, TVB is from the Las Vegas area, so his dad having property in Baja California makes sense.

Anyway, he logged into the farms just now, only to tardpost some more on his own profile
https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/505802/
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TVB also has a gay and dead discord server. Doubt there's anything compromising in there (other than his chronic severe autism), but there you have it: https://discord.gg/hWAmMF8Wpn

his discord handle and profile below (he's had a blackened avatar for about two years now, or well before he got owned in the farms, lol).
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How many hentai games he got on steam
 
I hate to be an autist and ruin the joke but that game never had a PC release as far as I know and the only Family Guy game that did was delisted like over half a decade ago.
I was looking for a Steam page for it but I was like "fuck it, joke's still sorta funny anyways".

PC port for Family Guy when?
 
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I was looking for a Steam page for it but I was like "fuck it, joke's still sorta funny anyways".

PC port for Family Guy when?
It was but it triggered my tism so I apologize.

Who knows, it managed to somehow get a speed running community due to how buggy it was so anything is possible.
 
Oddly enough I do recall some sort of trophy on this site being given on a user's page that said "Meet another Kiwi IRL" or something. In my mind ever since seeing that I thought to myself "Yeah you got some balls for that one". Not something I would do but I respect the autistic courage to actually go through with that act. To this day I still wonder how that user even got that achievement, did he make a post about it and a mod just randomly awarded it or some shit? I swear I saw it before
There's a trophy for marrying another forum user.
 
Oddly enough I do recall some sort of trophy on this site being given on a user's page that said "Meet another Kiwi IRL" or something. In my mind ever since seeing that I thought to myself "Yeah you got some balls for that one". Not something I would do but I respect the autistic courage to actually go through with that act. To this day I still wonder how that user even got that achievement, did he make a post about it and a mod just randomly awarded it or some shit? I swear I saw it before
Back when I was on SomethingAwful, there was a story about two SA posters who met on the old CWCki forums and got married. Supposedly they had pizza in bed on their wedding night and chucked it on the floor of the bedroom, then ate the leftovers off the floor the next morning; "floor pizza" was an SA meme for a while. Their SA usernames were Clochette and the_saurus, but I don't know who they are here or if they ever stuck around long enough for this place to become KF.
 
There's a trophy for marrying another forum user.

I'm kind of surprised that there haven't been two kiwis so far who went to Vegas, got shitfaced, got an Elvis Presley impersonator as priest, got married, sent Null proof, got the achievement, got to a casion, got more shitfaced, got broke, went to bed, woke up, divorced and never ever interacted with each other after it.
 
Back when I was on SomethingAwful, there was a story about two SA posters who met on the old CWCki forums and got married. Supposedly they had pizza in bed on their wedding night and chucked it on the floor of the bedroom, then ate the leftovers off the floor the next morning; "floor pizza" was an SA meme for a while. Their SA usernames were Clochette and the_saurus, but I don't know who they are here or if they ever stuck around long enough for this place to become KF.
Those two were absolutely insufferable on SA, also if I remember right Clochette was a neurotic Jew and the_saurus was a Neo-Nazi. Their relationship worked out well:

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I also remember them both being talked about on one of the older MATIs - Clochette or one of her orbiters that she sent nudes to apparently doxed Null back in the CWCki days.
 
I knew something was off when I saw that message count paired with that age. I was thinking that he was either the same kind of NEET the farms make fun of or a lying underage, and... well, I guess at least one of those had to be true with 12k messages to his name in the span of 5 years. And I probably should've realized that any 30 year olds who watch and enjoy Family Guy probably aren't the kind to be using the farms, anyways.
Wait...he was serious about liking family guy deer feeder should make anyone with a family guy pfp a bannable offense
 
Our favorite content creator @NotATurkey recently got doxed by soyteens after he covered one of their memes in a recent video.

More information in here:


Recently, Turkey Tom made a cringe video where he watches a "theme song" for the Incredible Gassy soyjak. This set off the Sharty, where the new owner of the Sharty, Froot, called for Turkey Tom to be doxed.

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Soyteens dug around for a while and found a stream where his personal email, containing his real life name, briefly showed up on his browser as an AutoComplete suggestion.

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Using this email, soyteens dug around further, eventually finding his Facebook, his real name, and possibly his current address.

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Name: Thomas Larry Hanson
Age: 21
Address: 18 Schooner Road, Scarborough, ME, 04074

Note: This is likely his parent's address. It is unknown whether Tom is still living with his parents or if he moved in with his girlfriend in Canada.

There are two lessons here:
1. Always clear your browser history before streaming to tens of thousands of people.
2. Don't use your real life name in your username if your internet persona revolves around edgy content.
 
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