Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

- Branca's recently hired Chandler Remmington - a paralegal orbiter of LawTube who is often on LaidBackNews - to do work for him.

This seems like a really bad idea.

First off, Branca is in the MGTOW camp that the whole point of being successful with money is to be able to trade in for young pussy.

Second, it's only a matter of time before his next No Tie meltdown where he'll offer her unsolicited advice on how to bag an alpha male and go full ragepig when the advice isn't received with full acceptance.

Third, Chandler outed herself on a Laid Back News episode as a "sexual minority". Can't remember if she specifically labeled herself, but she presumably identifies as either bi or lesbian.

Fourth, I've seen Chandler get in YT comment section slapfights with mildly woke takes and "well akshually, I'm a paralegal" arguments. If there's one thing Branca loves more than money, it's getting in Internet slapfights on Twitter.

Not sure where Chandler lives, but Branca is in Colorado.

This has some potential.

 

[Blackstar]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NICK, DON'T STICK THE BALLDO IN YOUR MOM. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

This picture also works to showcase what Nick's hairline will look like in precious little time.

Lol, bald old man.

Balldo'd man

If we count Ralph as being fat enough to somehow support something akin to demonic mitosis for Magi-Chan, it'd explain why it could split off to both Catboy Fuentes and Nick Rackets.

Holy shit Ralph was a broodsow for autistic demons, this is the funniest timeline.

- A LOCALS chat: "Did you ever find out how to auction the knives that were made during the Vic situation?" Nick's response: "No. I'm looking for a way to strategize with Vic on what will best benefit him... Maybe selling them at a convention?.. I will be transferring those knives to him."

What the fuck? I remember seeing those knives be introduced all those years ago. He STILL hasn't actually auctioned them off? Jesus fucking Christ, Nicholas. Somehow this is the most pathetic thing you've done (to me).

Chandler outed herself on a Laid Back News episode as a "sexual minority". Can't remember if she specifically labeled herself, but she presumably identifies as either bi or lesbian.

I understand the meaning but man is sexual minority and absolutely horrid choice of words. For a moment I thought she meant she was into ageplay or worse shit until I read the rest of your sentence.

 

[Potatoherder]

Third, Chandler outed herself on a Laid Back News episode as a "sexual minority". Can't remember if she specifically labeled herself, but she presumably identifies as either bi or lesbian.

Did she actually use 'sexual minority' because that makes my mind go to dog fucker or necrophiliac. Being bi or lesbian isn't a minority thing anymore, rather a check-mark you have to tick.

 

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He's going scorched earth on her lol, check Branca's blog (archive):

Anyone know how to rip the video?
Koa radio podcast here.

Edit: Original Branca post.

Spoiler: archive

 

[ShinyStar]

Balldo adds a new mare to his stable. Is there any particular reason they'd follow each other?

Rekieta is becoming more like Russell Greer. But since he has a respectable number of X followers and a face that doesn't accurately reflect his soul, the thot doesn't realize the danger she's in. Pretty soon, Nick is going to be sliding into her dms, but instead of ring emojis, it's going to be balldos.

 

[Gay Mouth]

a face that doesn't accurately reflect his soul

It’s getting there quick

 

[Geared Chris]

Third, Chandler outed herself on a Laid Back News episode as a "sexual minority". Can't remember if she specifically labeled herself, but she presumably identifies as either bi or lesbian.

Chandler has an anti-feminist series on female misandry on her channel. Perhaps she said that ironically bc she's a self-hating woman? My impression is that she's trying to be the 'thinking girl's' JustPearlyThings. (Contradiction in terms but you get my point.)

Not sure where Chandler lives, but Branca is in Colorado.

She's in Los Angeles. (Bastard, you made me watch 2 min of her first vid.)

Did she actually use 'sexual minority' because that makes my mind go to dog fucker or necrophiliac. Being bi or lesbian isn't a minority thing anymore, rather a check-mark you have to tick.

Lmao - best theory! She's obviously an attractive woman but her duck-lipped facial tick/pout is irrationally annoying to me. I've been known to physically place a Post-it over her face when watching Laid Back News. I wish I was joking.

 

[3MMA]

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The above post is a comment from an original post by Dick. Yes, the PULL UP thing is funny here, as Balldo doesn’t know the meaning of, but a truly interesting part was completely left out, that initial comment in the screenshot is a long screed, filled to the brim of Nick’s ridiculous lies, finding a way to rationalize his sloppy shitty behavior towards Eric July. Wasn’t expanded in your screenshot above, so got it covered. Def worth archiving his idiot excuses atm, as Nick has become such a queen of rationalizing everything, sense & logic be damned. This was a case of Ole Balldo cheerleading over Juju the Cow’s jealous whining about EJ, then a disillusioned ex viewer calls Nick a Dick dick-rider (true,) so Nick writes an essay of cope weighted “reasoning” of a shady timeline of events.
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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The above post is a comment from an original post by Dick. Yes, the PULL UP thing is funny here, as Balldo doesn’t know the meaning of, but a truly interesting part was completely left out, that initial comment in the screenshot is a long screed, filled to the brim of Nick’s ridiculous lies, finding a way to rationalize his sloppy shitty behavior towards Eric July. Wasn’t expanded in your screenshot above, so got it covered. Def worth archiving his idiot excuses atm, as Nick has become such a queen of rationalizing everything, sense & logic be damned. This was a case of Ole Balldo cheerleading over Juju the Cow’s jealous whining about EJ, then a disillusioned ex viewer calls Nick a Dick dick-rider (true,) so Nick writes an essay of cope weighted “reasoning” of a shady timeline of events.
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This seems pretty one-sided a defense.

He could have at least pretended to try to present both sides. He will say that he is presenting facts, but only the ones that are helpful to his case. Common lawyer MO.

 

[Pomniman]

He really must be terminally wetbrained to the point of dry drunkenness for him to even touch a sonichu medallion some random nigger sent him in a sketchy unaddressed envelope. For all he knows that thing could've been up the sender's asscrack or coated in semen at some point before he got it.

 

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The above post is a comment from an original post by Dick. Yes, the PULL UP thing is funny here, as Balldo doesn’t know the meaning of, but a truly interesting part was completely left out, that initial comment in the screenshot is a long screed, filled to the brim of Nick’s ridiculous lies, finding a way to rationalize his sloppy shitty behavior towards Eric July. Wasn’t expanded in your screenshot above, so got it covered. Def worth archiving his idiot excuses atm, as Nick has become such a queen of rationalizing everything, sense & logic be damned. This was a case of Ole Balldo cheerleading over Juju the Cow’s jealous whining about EJ, then a disillusioned ex viewer calls Nick a Dick dick-rider (true,) so Nick writes an essay of cope weighted “reasoning” of a shady timeline of events.
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Lying and obfuscating is why no one believes you are objective Nick.

It seems he desperately wants to lay the "sins" of Eric's fans at Eric's feet, but when it comes to Dick's fans his tune suddenly changes.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

understand the meaning but man is sexual minority and absolutely horrid choice of words. For a moment I thought she meant she was into ageplay or worse shit until I read the rest of your sentence.

Did she actually use 'sexual minority' because that makes my mind go to dog fucker or necrophiliac. Being bi or lesbian isn't a minority thing anymore, rather a check-mark you have to tick.

No, those are my words, not hers.

Her comments on Hunley's channel was about a month ago.

Don't remember the exact verbiage or context. The panel was of course discussing some culture war stuff and she chimed in saying along the lines of "well I'm not hetero, but it doesn't define me or my content".

 

[waffle]

Did she actually use 'sexual minority' because that makes my mind go to dog fucker or necrophiliac. Being bi or lesbian isn't a minority thing anymore, rather a check-mark you have to tick.

If somebody tells me they're a "sexual minority" I automatically think they are a pedo or a fury/animal fucker (small thing by degrees)

Beng a homo or a gross swinger is so destigamatised among young colleges educated dipshits that it is nolomger remarkable.

 

[sum ting wong]

I for one can't wait for Balldo and the old MGTOW man to go on stream and drool over the new paralegal he hired. We could be getting a Mandy moment 2.0 pretty soon, but this one might lead to a sexual harassment claim and possibly 2 divorces.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Everyone knows nick doesn't need bluespike to make him stick the medallion up his ass, he will do it for free.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

This seems pretty one-sided a defense.

He could have at least pretended to try to present both sides. He will say that he is presenting facts, but only the ones that are helpful to his case. Common lawyer MO.

He has to do that, so that he feels like he's practicing law.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I have nothing brilliant to add. I’m just immeasurably happy and my day started off right when I saw Nick’s gift. Whoever the crazy bastard is that did that, what a fine old school troll.

Although it shows just how much Nick’s judgement has slipped, seeing as how he willingly put that around his neck.

 

[elb]

- Nick got defensive about never having taken a case to court "I've never been to a jury trial". He hated all the admin required in regular law.

- At YT 1:18:10 Nick goes into great detail about a tenant case he had which he won (so he says). It's a new story, I believe. It's worth a listen for those tracking his actual cases when he was practicing

 

[Thumb Butler]

The Sonichu Demon has a new host.

This will not end well for the Rekietas.