Money YT 8/24 - Chris wants a 3D printer

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

Maybe he wants to print out his own big macs;
http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/06/tech/innovation/foodini-machine-print-food/

No, Big Macs are easily accessible to him and he needs to go to McDonalds to mourn Bob anyway. They are a great "value" food.

He wants to create either gigantic black dildos, anal beads, sex dolls, or giant Rosechus that he can assemble and be at one with his lesbian soul with.

I think anything involving sex or masturbation is the only thing that tears him away from his action figures / legos / video games / tv.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris is so fucking lazy. He has been going to a local game store and a couple of people there have 3D printers. He would have better luck asking around there.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Chris is so fucking lazy. He has been going to a local game store and a couple of people there have 3D printers. He would have better luck asking around there.

Isn't he banned from all the local game stores?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Nah, there's at least one that he has not been banned from. It's more of an equivalence to The Game Place than Game Stop.

 

[Lysistrata]

I wonder if he wants to 3D print a pair of blunt medical tweezers to extract the maggots feasting on his taint juices.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

Make an impulse decision to run over Michael Snyder again.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Are we gonna start seeing the mass production of Sonichu memorabilia? Will Chris become the autistic Henry Ford?

I like the ladies of any color except black

 

[Bugaboo]

Don't you need a 3d model to print? Where's he gonna get that (unless he finds another person to make that)
Imagine what wonders we will see if he finds access to one

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Don't you need a 3d model to print? Where's he gonna get that (unless he finds another person to make that)
Imagine what wonders we will see if he finds access to one

He is probably assuming the same guy programming the 3D printer will have the modeling skills to build his sweetheart from the ground up.

 

[Silvally]

Don't you need a 3d model to print? Where's he gonna get that (unless he finds another person to make that)
Imagine what wonders we will see if he finds access to one

considering the amount of people who make 3d models what he's looking for may already be made

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Looks like someone did. It's not True and Honest if Chris didn't make it though.

 

[Citizen Calamity]

Maybe he'll go for a literal "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" approach and print a life-sized sex doll of his ideal women.

Spoiler

Probably a sex doll of Barb.

 

[Ruin]

Wait a second. Frozen stored jizz + a 3d printer? Oh god he's going to inseminate it and have it print Crystal.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He is probably assuming the same guy programming the 3D printer will have the modeling skills to build his sweetheart from the ground up.

either that or it scans things and rebuilds

Wait a second. Frozen stored jizz + a 3d printer? Oh god he's going to inseminate it and have it print Crystal.

does chris know that a homunculus is tampering in god's domain?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

He's going to print out a new Bob.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Maybe his duck has bothered him long enough, and he needs to 3d-print a duck straightener...

 

[kobebyarlant]

Barb can't eat 3D printed bananas Chris. That's not how it works.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Maybe he just saw the movie Weird Science.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I know why he wants this. I almost made mention of this last night. A friend of mine runs an etsy store that might be selling knock off medallions, top victim hats and other prized items such as pickle-man medallions and assorted custom items.

Last night, someone emailed that person asking for a yellow sonichu medallion and would my friend record a happy birthday video. My friend might have mentioned they were not the exceptional individual they sought out, and asked that they troll Chris or harass in any way. If they really wanted a video, they'd have to pay him (CWC) $50. But don't be a shit-head my friend said, leave him alone unless you are a paying business person, but also, don't give him any fucking money.

Well, my friend provided me this edited image because his etsy has a strict NO DOX! policy enforced. If needed, he could provide the unedited version.
My friend and I have the assumption that Chris had this same request come to him via text or something, and assumes if he has a 3D printer he could "set it and forget it" and that because 1 w33n requested, it may be a hot-cake like item. I shall now go back and read all of the posts here.

 

[OtterParty]

My friend and I have the assumption that Chris had this same request come to him via text or something, and assumes if he has a 3D printer he could "set it and forget it" and that because 1 w33n requested, it may be a hot-cake like item. I shall now go back and read all of the posts here.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Unwarranted_Self-Importance