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I'm sorry. I had to.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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It actually does. You want a little milk in there too.
It's a lot like pineapple juice in that you seriously don't want to overdo it or you turn the chicken into mush. But while pineapple will do that in 20 minutes or so, you can usually let pickle juice/milk go for an hour or so.
Apparently the idea that Chick-Fil-A uses pickle juice is apocryphal but it's actually good. It's a good combo of acid, salt and seasoning. Also you already paid for it and have it. I'm generally a fan of using things I paid for.
God what a gargantuan cock-gargling faggot this "man" is.
Imagine:
a) taking this selfie at all
b) looking at it
c) thinking yeah I should post this it totally won't make me look like a flaming homoqueerual.
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Saw Jack's chicken video and like it fried well, but the deep fryer did all of the work here rather than Jack. One of the biggest fuck ups is how Jack didn't mix the pickle juice with the butter milk. When people put pickle juice in a fried chicken recipe, they usually mix it with other parts of a marinade and even then it's a reasonable portion of pickle juice, not the entire jar.
Look who the fuck is fucking talking.
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Jack is a hypocrite who completely lacks any self-awareness and is incapable of any kind of self reflection. Furthermore, his arrogance and narcissism dictate that his meanness and hatefulness come from a place of being correct and is therefore justified. So by his logic, other people needing to be more nice and loving is completely unconnected to him needing to be more nice and loving. His own vision of himself is of someone who doesn't need to improve and already does enough. It's everyone else that needs to fix themselves.
This post is both faux Christian lip service and a demand that other people be nicer for his own personal benefit.
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Easy for someone who can't walk or drive to tell other people how they should. You just know back when he could walk he was that oblivious fat fuck standing in your way in front of the entire dairy case like a zombie when you just need to grab milk quick.
What he lacks in walking he makes up for in nasty and struggles.
That's rich coming from one of the most self-absorbed jackasses on the planet who makes a fucking scene whenever he goes out to eat, and likely still thinks the world revolves entirely around him when the camera isn't on(based on his FB updates, his old blog, etc. if anything his old blog just proves he's always been an asshole even before the strokes).
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Coming from the asshole that parked his scooter directly in everyone's way at Disney (I think) and proclaimed: "THEY CAN GO AROUND ME" when Tammy mentioned it.
Oh wait no he's not being a hypocrite because he never said: "Scoot nicer".
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That dog is going to eat Jack's face.
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I'm guessing this is in response to Jack noticing the sullen and irritated faces of fellow passengers as his morbidly obese ass had to get wheeled to his seat and then get situated in it leading to enormous boarding delays.
Don't reach across me. The dairy case is where I lose my will to live when grocery shopping, and I'll move within 40 seconds when my brain reboots. But fuckers trying to nudge me just pisses me off.
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I wonder if Jack and Tammy (one or both of them) were made to buy a second seat to accommodate them.
I wonder if we'd hear about the "thieving airline" or if we'd get radio silence like they tried with the stroke.
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That'd be heavenly. Tammy comes home to a blinded, faceless Jack screaming and trying to find his bearings à la Elle Driver in Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004), bloody trails and handprints all over the house...
I've always supported the Isabelle Dinoire approach as it relates to the Scalfani curs, however in this case, I would rather see the pit mangle that dead arm so grievously that it needs to be amputated in order to save Jack's life. Who wants to see Jack continuing CWJ with a deflated, empty short sleeve at his right? Meeeee!
Those eyes and that mouth are infuriating. He might as well have a forehead tat that reads
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Insert Penis Here ."Look at that adorable little scooty puff!!! And trust us Jack, we know the only physical activities going on in that room are bowel movements.
Better enjoy the space while you can Jack, it's a lot bigger than the coffin you'll soon be resting in.
Do you think Jack will get a coffin? Or will they burn him in a cardboard box. Actually, is Cremation even an option? I've heard some crematoriums are turning away deathfats.
I also figure Jack would be the kind of person to attend a murder church that thinks Cremation is a sin.
I joked many years ago that the goldenrod shirt Jack wore in the Montel infomercial would be his burial shirt, but he's surely too large for it now. He's going to be buried in a T-shirt with one of his bitmoji's, a final "fuck you" to their licensing requirement.
I also figure Jack would be the kind of person to attend a murder church that thinks Cremation is a sin.
I joked many years ago that the goldenrod shirt Jack wore in the Montel infomercial would be his burial shirt, but he's surely too large for it now. He's going to be buried in a T-shirt with one of his bitmoji's, a final "fuck you" to their licensing requirement.
Fatty in a crematorium probably smells like all the grease that runs into the sewer grate from the BBQ area of a street fair.
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That's probably it. We get ours from a local butcher that, at least says, is natural. Tastes better than what you get from the supermarket.
Oh fuck you fatty. GodBearJesus this guy is out of his mind.
Final confirmation that he uses a Scooty puff to get around.
It's for two reasons they turn deathfats away.
The first is obvious, they don't have the industrial style ovens to fit somebody of his massive girth.
And secondly they can cause a grease fire. All that liquified fat just kinda seeped out into the floor and set the place ablaze.
But then we all know how Jagoff wants to go. Being smoked at 225 degrees like his beloved pulpork.
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