Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
I started to follow the Farms only after Rekieta blew the Rittenhouse interview. To be more precise, it was when he asked Kyle how it felt to kill someone.
He said that shit? I was getting tired of Nick and stopped watching before he got that interview and that was the right decision. That's an incredibly insensitive question to ask anyone especially when he saw that Kyle was clearly traumatized by it in the trial.
 
Nick loves his short shorts
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LMAO!! For someone who grew up in the ghetto and has hung out with black people his whole life, he sure does get giddy when he gets to interact with one. :story:

"Honey! Honey! Did you see that! *whispers* A black complimented me! *giggles uncontrollably*."

Damn, @elb spoiling us today.
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He said that shit? I was getting tired of Nick and stopped watching before he got that interview and that was the right decision. That's an incredibly insensitive question to ask anyone especially when he saw that Kyle was clearly traumatized by it in the trial.
He also asked him the futa question.
 
This coming from the guy who can't shut the fuck up about Monty.


"Something I've noticed about men's fashion and men's fashion advice..."

Men don't pay attention to this stuff Nick, faggots do. The closest thing you'll get to fashion advice from your average man is "work out". Most men don't care to hear what other people think about what they're wearing, they wear what they think looks good.

Also the men of earth have all individually come to the conclusion that short shorts are gay. We didn't need to consult with each other.
The exception is cars and guns. I can have a nice discussion and say, "That car is pretty sharp, it looks pretty awesome when the 911 breaks 100 and the spoiler goes up automatically." or "I like the way wooden stocks look a lot more than tactical shit." This is how men have talked since the dawn of time.

I have never given a fuck if my friend has a beard.

Come to think of it the only men that actively talk about fashion are black people, so that might explain his perspective a lot.
 
Can you, or anyone, share a link to that moment?

From what I've seen of him (which is only a moderate amount), he strikes me more as someone giving in to acting gay rather than actually being gay. More like finnster than fuentes. Doing it for attention. Doing it because he thinks it pleases his wife. Doing it because it's "fun".
It's in this post
It keeps getting crazier!
- Nick claims he grew up in poverty in the fucking hood.
- Calls Eric a racist for talking like a black man.
- All of Nick's childhood friends are in prison.
- Tells an insane made up story about cops storming his school bus and terrorizing 4th graders. Calling them all niggers who are destined for prison.
- Hates Eric flexing his street cred on him.
- Nick hates white people and loves black people, they are so goofy and funny!
- Equates ebonics with being an SJW.
- Accuses Eric of cowering behind his race.

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It's clear Nick idolizes blackness and thinks niggers are the coolest people on earth. Nick yanks his crank in the corner, wishing he was the nigger railing his wife.
 
The new cope:

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I. Do not. Want to. Wear. The Sonichu. Medallion.
But. If I. Do not. Wear. It.
Someone. Else. Will. Wear it.
So. I. Have to. Wear it.


Dick and his defenders Nick included can get put on the wall.
That guy was borderline sobbing, this is quite hard to watch and completely demented. All this just over a guy having a successful campaign for his albeit mediocre comic (as of now, who knows if it'll get better).
This isn't even funny, just some dipshit doing Klansman garbage because his e-daddy Juju or whichever balding scum suggested it.
I'm sure Christians approve of such acts.
It would be funny if whoever did this died on his way back home by crashing into an electricity pole and it lands on the head of Vito, all of it streamed with TTS on.

There's how many failed kickstarters? Where the grifters take several millions and either disappear or launder all the money for themselves? So apparently this Black guy who not only put together a company but employed half a dozen people and made it to print is the issue? For what, less than $1 shipping handling costs, making him a scammer?

but hey, we are the horrible harassers of the internet, not Nick, Dick and his pet pedo, they are just "joking"
Kiwi Farms: leave this Black guy alone and let him make his comic
Juju, his pet nonce and his dickriders: this nig-gurrr made a mediocre comic, let's trespass and vandalise his office, and deface his ancestor's grave like a klansman during Jim Crow.
MSM: Kiwi Farms is a neonazi hate site that literally wants all troons and niggers to be wiped off the planet.

Scum.
 
He's a classic self-hating gay. The way he calls everything 'gay' and 'faggy' reeks of projection, as if someone has called him those things and it stung and it's now his go-to way of lashing out. There's even those moments (like during the nigger stream) where he literally called himself gay and lacked the presence of mind to correct himself.

I know psychoanalysis is gay (see what I did there?), but it's evident that there are two distinct personalities fighting it out for his corpse and the lawyer side is losing because it was always unfounded on desire (he took the profession up later in life for $$$) and ability (he did procedural work and somehow even that was too hard for him to persist with).
I dunno, I think he (and his wife) has just been overcome by coomerism and alcoholism in his (their) middle age and one day him and his wife will wake up, if they are still married by then, and just say what the literal fuck happened? I heard that Lady Rackets might have had a hysterectomy, but was it also an oophorectomy? If not, then it explains some of her behavior. This is literally taught nowhere to women or men, but what happens to women between the ages of 38 and 45 is that their ovaries start to fail and the brain of the woman freaks out. The pituitary gland sends out insane amounts of FSH to the ovaries to force them to develop eggs and this is like women being on an insane amount of fertility drugs, because this is literally what they inject into infertile women at huge amounts to make them produce follicles. Yes it makes them insane and horny and why they run away from sexless marriages (as it is a huge 50/50 what happens to men at this age: some just lose almost all interest or they become Rekeitas). Either way it is a recipe for disaster when you consider knocking them up to calm either down isn't an option anymore in our society.

I am not sure what exactly drives the crisis in men besides the psychological knowledge they are not young anymore and some doors have closed and they don't know how to deal with it either.
 
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He said that shit? I was getting tired of Nick and stopped watching before he got that interview and that was the right decision. That's an incredibly insensitive question to ask anyone especially when he saw that Kyle was clearly traumatized by it in the trial.
I only investigated the clip on the Farms because someone in elissa clips comments section had mentioned it. Originally posted by @Shush. It is the 2nd video in the SPOILER. I watched the entire Rittenhouse interview on YT and Rumble trying to find the timestamp when he asked this question. I may have missed it due to being put off by the entire stream on how it was going or I just tired and could not find that exact point in time where it was clipped when he asked that. Nick might have had it edited out during the upload, IDK. The clip @elb posted doesn't seem as bad as the one I saw on KF.

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Nick is an absolute POS. I hope he loses the lolsuit with Monty and pays a hefty judgement. I hope Karma comes at him with a vengeance cause he deserves every bit of it.

EDITED: Sentence structure due to typing in anger.
 
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Not sure what Jewnose is saying here, can someone translate balldo?
It's a contrived way of saying "I'm not responsible for what my fans do" which fair, but Riley is Juju's employee and whoever did the grave defacing is obviously very close to Juju and his paedophile pet.

If someone fedposts here, they get banned with a disclaimer calling them a nigger.
If someone posts about cowtipping, they get mocked and warned.
It's obvious that we completely disapprove of such actions, the jannies and owner understands the implication of not drawing such a hard line.

Essentially, the site isn't accountable for idiot tippers and trolls, but we've made it clear that anyone who does this should neck.
This is lost on Balldo and Juju. There's a legion of Juju simp trolls forming to fuck with Eric July's business. I hope they're all doxed and charged.
 
He really just can't say that fucking with graves is messed up. Also when have people messed with Nick by going to his family's graves? I don't remember that ever being mentioned because I'm sure his fanbase would have flipped the fuck out if they knew. It would have been posted here at the very least
"Also, people have done this stuff to me."
Nobody has done anything like this to him. The closest thing was retards writing complaints to the lawyers professional responsibility board, and I don't think anybody sane supported that

It probably happened back on the 'hood streets of Houston. Then they stole his Transformer and called him 'mayo cracked and shouted, 'This is Pahdna Country!'

Not sure what Jewnose is saying here, can someone translate balldo?

Nick is taking the Dick Masterson approach to criticism and controversy, pretend you don't care and just say the most obnoxious shit until people leave you alone. It is the 'I am so smart. I was only pretending to be retarded' strategy.

I believe Nick is regressing. He is tired of being an adult and following social norms that he is having a very public tantrum right now where NO ONE is allowed to control him or tell him what he can do. It is sad, to me, to see himself debating himself for cheap laughs.
 
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