Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Kitty kitty cat]

She played with my penis

LOL no

We used this time to brainstorm

That sounds sexy. Just what regular people do when they have sex

when I ejaculated while inside

Wait what?

Held my penis at the base to keep the length pinched outwards so it didn’t try to suck back inwards.

Gotta love having a penis that suck "back inwards"
This is the funniest shit Ive read today. Imagine retards fumbling around with those gross weird parts. Hilarious.

 

[WitchyBitchy]

I wasn't sure this thread could get much worse but after the mutant clit oral and the exploded bratwurst phallo, I am freshly horrified by these people.

Yeah the exploded one actually made me wince. And to think they willingly go through all of this.

 

[s0mbra]

I know this comparison has been made before but Jesus Christ

 

[batteredpancakes]

u/PocketFullOfBeanss has posted her messed up meta again.
Previous KF post on her
Link | Archive

Spoiler: images

Spoiler: Pre-meta for comparison

Spoiler: 3 months post messed up meta (text)

Hello my friends, here again with an update. This is what my meta looks like three months after my surgery. I'm feeling quite bad about it, as it doesn't at all look good to me. Several things went wrong. Two days ago I've seen my surgeon, and she understands why I'm not happy. Here are the issues:

• The thing that bothers me the most is the two flaps under the phallus. She said that these were supposed to be fused and attached to my body. Obviously something went wrong during healing even though I strictly followed the advice. It looks plain ugly and feels unpleasant to touch.
• The phallus is buried quite deeply in my body, at least 1cm / ½ inch. I feel the edges of where the skin connects with the newly moved tissue, and it just hurts. I hate that it's so small even though I had enough length pre-op. There's also some excess skin on the sides which also is sensitive in a bad way.
• The right side of my scrotum has a deep fold in it. It's very itchy, hard to clean, and looks bad. Also, the sack is divided in two, which to me does not look natural.

So it's certain that I'll be getting a revision. This will be done together with the plastic surgeon, a very talented one luckily. I will see both the plastic surgeon and my meta surgeon on 8 December. They will consult with each other and give me a surgery date, which hopefully will be soon after.

In the last pic I marked the changes that will be made:

1. The excess skin will be removed, which will help in creating a more natural sausage shaped phallus and hopefully erase the unpleasant feeling.
2. The flaps will be fused, creating a better, rounder sausage shape.
3. The folds will be closed, and the two sacks will be united. Hopefully in Summer 2024, testicle implants will be placed
4. Liposuction will be done to take away some fat surrounding the phallus, making it pop out more.

These things are still subject to possible change. I will update again after my December appointments.

We've also talked about a potential rod (ED) to be placed in the phallus, but that'll depend on the results of the revision.

I found it important to update since my situation is a good example of that things can unfortunately go against expectations. I've been feeling extremely disconnected with my genitals. My boyfriend of three years broke up with me during recovery, so the misshapen genitals sure we're a nice addition to that. I hope all can be fixed in the revision. And if not... I'll probably go for phallo. We'll see, ehy.

Cheers.

My boyfriend of three years broke up with me during recovery

additional info from a comment:

He really couldn't have chosen a worse moment to break up with me. It really made me hesitate to go on with life. I'm in intensive therapy now, so that helps a bit. I too hope my dream dick will not be too far away. Thanks for the support!

This does not surprise me at all. She even has a post explaining she can't take dick anymore.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Improving post-op front hole elasticity (2 months ago)

Hi everyone. Excuse me if this has already been asked before, but I couldn't find any answers. Posting in r/phallo and r/metoidioplasty since it can apply to both.

I'm almost two months into recovery from meta (scrotoplasty, no UL, no vnectomy). In the future I might go for phallo. I opted to keep my front hole as I have always derived a lot of sexual pleasure from it, it practically cleans itself, and it doesn't give me any dysphoria.

As my surgeon warned me, the entrance is way tighter now and I can't take my usual size of toys anymore, or cis penis. I have some questions for the people who are farther ahead in the healing journey.

Will the entrance get better, or perhaps even go back to the original elasticity? Obviously it will take time for the scar tissue to soften. Would regular cautious play help soften the surrounding tissue? How long was it before you could go back to larger toys/penis?

Thanks in advance!

And a snippet from another comment:

I've found myself extremely jealous of the people who have no complications and achieved the anatomy I so badly wished for. Can't help but feel ruined a bit.
I'm hopeful the revision will drastically improve my situation, since it can't get much worse than it is rn.
And yeah, major dick move on his part. I was so vulnerable and had never felt more aimless and lonelier in life.

 

[Piss Bear]

I opted to keep my front hole as I have always derived a lot of sexual pleasure from it, it practically cleans itself, and it doesn't give me any dysphoria.

As my surgeon warned me, the entrance is way tighter now and I can't take my usual size of toys anymore, or cis penis. I have some questions for the people who are farther ahead in the healing journey.

Will the entrance get better, or perhaps even go back to the original elasticity? Obviously it will take time for the scar tissue to soften. Would regular cautious play help soften the surrounding tissue? How long was it before you could go back to larger toys/penis?

Thanks in advance!

Why tf did you fix something that wasn't even broken you dumb bitch? That was one of your only sources of sexual pleasure... you admit you even like penetration... you paid your surgeon to tie your pussy lips up nice and tight like a bow on a Christmas present... and you expect sex to ever be the same again? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE DUMB HOE!

 

[Fornicario]

The still vaguely reminds me of a woman putting on lipstick. They look nothing like real dicks even when they grow to the same size as a micropenis.

Reminds me of a cat dick. Another thing I'd never expect to say about a woman. Thanks pooners!

 

[Meaty Fresh]

Why did I click her profile...

Spoiler: NSFW / NSFL

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Looks like a rabbi putting on the finishing touches, just less enthusiastic

 

[Mad_Dog]

u/PocketFullOfBeanss has posted her messed up meta again.

As we all know, most dudes stay with women only for the pussy and this retarded chick mangles the only reason her boyfriend even put up with her demented shit in the first place. She's so stupid, she was genuinely surprised when he bailed the instant she destroyed the sole remnant of value she had. Can anyone really blame the bf for leaving a woman turning herself into an increasingly freakish monster? With literally billions of intact pussies in the world up for grabs, why should anyone stay with a @monstrous bubo pfp type pussy?

 

[gampboonerisms]

@batteredpancakes
Those pictures look like cauliflower ear.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

"Stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it, he just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!"
Same vibes

I just had to watch that because the Sea Men (Palestine) and Sea People (Israel) are about to destroy Seaciety.

 

[Lady Bizness]

That sounds sexy. Just what regular people do when they have sex

What a clever idea, to bring my second least favorite staff meeting activity into the bedroom.

My least favorite is icebreakers. These people should try desert island.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I’m sorry, what the actual fuck was PocketFullOfBeans trying to do? Why add all the extra steps to a surgery that should literally only be snipping the labia away from the tranny clit so it can appear more like a natal penis?

Fuck that went went badly.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Looks like a rabbi putting on the finishing touches, just less enthusiastic

Metoidioplasty has me wondering if I should call the United Nations and Human Rights Watch to report FGM.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I’m sorry, what the actual fuck was PocketFullOfBeans trying to do? Why add all the extra steps to a surgery that should literally only be snipping the labia away from the tranny clit so it can appear more like a natal penis?

Fuck that went went badly.

This confuses me so deeply. On paper, meta sounds like the less insane option of all the insane crotch mangling options. They're not rearranging body parts and flesh flaps as with phallo (fail-lo am I rite), the structure is all basically there sort of dick-like, it even naturally gets hard. How do they go from 'make grotesquely enlarged clit more like micropenis' to 'indistinguishable flesh colored cauliflower'? Is it when they start messing with urethras that it all goes wrong?

I could swear the meta results were less horrifying a few years ago before all the quick buck butcher shops started popping up. They mostly looked like funny and gross red rockets. What even is this shit we're looking at? It's a fucking crab rangoon.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

@batteredpancakes
Those pictures look like cauliflower ear.

I'm sure her boyfriend has always wanted to fuck Khabib Nurmagomedov's ear, though comparing the two I think the ear might be an aesthetic improvement over the mess currently residing downstairs.

 

[Audit]

This confuses me so deeply. On paper, meta sounds like the less insane option of all the insane crotch mangling options. They're not rearranging body parts and flesh flaps as with phallo (fail-lo am I rite), the structure is all basically there sort of dick-like, it even naturally gets hard. How do they go from 'make grotesquely enlarged clit more like micropenis' to 'indistinguishable flesh colored cauliflower'? Is it when they start messing with urethras that it all goes wrong?

I could swear the meta results were less horrifying a few years ago before all the quick buck butcher shops started popping up. They mostly looked like funny and gross red rockets. What even is this shit we're looking at? It's a fucking crab rangoon.

Part of it is messing with the urethra. There's no getting around how sensitive the urinary system is and that they're taking tissue from their cheeks/skin tube to extend it. There's a solid inch between the urethra and clit on a normal woman. Add a 3" long roid clit and that's a lot of distance to cover. If anyone has had the misfortune of urinary tract damage for any reason, they'll know exactly why you shouldn't touch this system. While it CAN heal, it can also get stuck in a constant cycle of being damaged from normal, and not so normal use, and end up a leaking mess like these pooners talk about. Add in a lack of proper bloodflow because, lmao, women don't have an extra 4" of urethral tubing, blood vessels, and support structures to hold it all in place and it's nothing short of a miracle ANY pooners can pee from the end of their megaclit without bleeding, UTI, or internal leakage.

Another part is that they'll try to hook up the skene's and (??) bartholin glands to the urethra as well to let them "cum". I have no idea what sort of madness actually goes into making that work. I imagine it's like trying to send the salivary glands to the nasal passage. Possible but holy shit that's a lot of cutting and microsurgery. That's taking a system that already struggled to exist and stapling more glands to it, hoping it all just works like legos.

Last bit has been touched on earlier in the thread but the inner labia actually serve a purpose. The pooners who don't get their vagina burnt out end up with an unprotected orifice drying out after their labia get "repurposed." The end results would be way less horrifying if they fused the labia down to the urethra and stuffed some implants in the front of the labia to imitate balls behind the megaclit. Trying to pull the labia up from the perineum makes the "scrotum" appear bunched up like little miss cauliflower has demonstrated. Any pooner who wants to keep their vag while reshaping their labia should hold their cunt open for a week with tape and see how they come to enjoy everything drying out and becoming irritated. I bet that would get all but the most coombrains to reconsider (or just make them commit to burning out their vag too because coombrain retards).

 

[batteredpancakes]

u/logxanx has attempted to do PIV after her erectile device implant procedure.
It didn't end up well. She couldn't get her phallus in.
Link | Archive

Spoiler: Sex Post Implants/ED

So.. my (cis) girlfriend and I decided to try and have penetrative sex for the first time.

I am 2 months post ED/implant surgery. No swelling or anything whatsoever, did the 6 weeks of pumping the ED device as told by my doctor.

I.. couldn’t get my dick inside. We tried multiple different positions multiple different times to see if that made any difference.

It felt like the tip was too soft but the rest was perfectly fine. And because the tip couldn’t really go in, the rest didn’t, and it felt like it was making the erectile device bend a little?

We stopped because neither of us wanted to cause the other discomfort nor did we want to break the device, but I’m wondering if anyone has any advice for something like this.

These girls are not understanding that a real dick gets hard everywhere. These phallus's are floppy arm skin with a stupid little rod through the center. It's just going to cause stress on the implant from pushing it against the tip.
Putting one of these

into this

is a terrible idea.

Here's some excerpts from Nuigi/ParasiteDick
From her first break:

"Now, one of the cylinders from the ED is loose and „searching a way out“. So the top of the cylinder is very visible through the skin and we need to fix that. The other cylinder is also broken but I never noticed that. "​

And her second break:

"They fixed everything and I waited 2 months to have sex again and to be safe that everything was healed well. Now since a week I realized that one of the cylinders I coming again trough the skin."​

​

And a pic of it coming through her phallus

Spoiler: medical device pushing through fat tissue to the skin

 

[Hepativore]

These girls are not understanding that a real dick gets hard everywhere. These phallus's are floppy arm skin with a stupid little rod through the center. It's just going to cause stress on the implant from pushing it against the tip.

These erectile devices were not designed to be used with epidermal tissue, but corpus carvernosa inside the penile shaft, which is firmer than epidermal epithelium, which is why they get displaced and shift around in neophalli as FTMs do not have the requisite tissue or anatomy to support something like this.

Plus, why is it not considered malpractice for surgeons to implant medical devices that were not designed to be used in a makeshift flesh trunk and are almost guaranteed to fail?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter 2.0]

These erectile devices were not designed to be used with epidermal tissue, but corpus carvernosa inside the penile shaft, which is firmer than epidermal epithelium, which is why they get displaced and shift around in neophalli as FTMs do not have the requisite tissue or anatomy to support something like this.

Plus, why is it not considered malpractice for surgeons to implant medical devices that were not designed to be used in a makeshift flesh trunk and are almost guaranteed to fail?

It is impossible to commit malpractice in troon and pooner surgeries because it is all malpractice.

 

[SofondaCox]

I'm back with more pooner surgery madness

Spoiler: be neither fish nor fowl

u/ArchiveSelections' metoidioplasty
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she's wearing a robe. Don't be confused like me and think that's her body shape
why are her labia balls black? Holy hell guys! That's a mutant clitoris!

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It's so girthy and I'm throwing up in my mouth a bit because how on earth has testosterone and surgery transformed her clitoris into this monster?

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look at my bulge fellow pooners!

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Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? Somehow I don't think Rod Stewart had this little shy miss in mind

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Obligatory public restroom pic

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Another nightmare image with her dainty, fine boned hand resting oh so artlessly by her fat thumb looking roid clit

https://archive.ph/KPYOb

https://www.reddit.com/r/Metoidioplasty/comments/173r1bj/10_months_postop_today_extended_meta_by_%C3%B6zer_love/

Of course she has an only fans smh
I suppose that there is no way to undo this poonerifcation.
Porn pron p0rn rotted bint

How... would it get hard? Hard with what?

She got meta not phallo.

I like how she stopped the foreplay to whip out her penis pump to use for 15 minutes. So romantic.

Do women have any corpus cavernosum? At all? If we do have some, why do they not transfer/graft over some? Does this tissue get donated for any noble purpose?