Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Like Jim has been quite public about his complete inability to be in any frugal or considerate with his money but I just want to get a ballpark estimate on how much of his shrinking patreon bux are being spent on vintage pinball machines.
Part of me thinks he's trying to buy up whatever expensive and "rare" consoomer junk so he can try and sell it off for his income when the patreon money completely dries up. the question being would be how much it's be worth when he would be through with them when the time he attempts to sell comes.
 
Part of me thinks he's trying to buy up whatever expensive and "rare" consoomer junk so he can try and sell it off for his income when the patreon money completely dries up. the question being would be how much it's be worth when he would be through with them when the time he attempts to sell comes.
I was going to say he’d be much better off spending it on a diverse stock portfolio then I realised who we were talking about and what an utter retard I was for thinking he’d ever consider that.

For most lefties their anti-capitalism is performative and they have masses of investments and get good accountants to make sure they pay as little tax as possible on them.

The troonshine has rotted Jim’s brain and he’d be better setting fire to his money as a performance arts piece rather than filling his rented house with shit that will just end up in a landfill once he inevitably drops dead of a heart attack.
 
He stands behind a podium, says "Bad Thing is Bad" and "Good Thing is Good" to people who already agree with him, they give him money that he uses to buy indulgences for himself in the most hypocritical and childish way possible. He's like a televangelist. He'd be Kenneth Copeland if he could get away with it, and he'd need a private plane to fit his giant ass
This is true of essentially all modern "politics influencers", by the way. Both left (Hasan, Vaush, Destiny) and right (Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate). They're gurus for people who don't care what a chakra is.
 
For that price you could just build one for yourself three times over.

But I guess a soy man can't.
My man couldn't even grab a wrench and watch a 2 minute YouTube video on how to fix a leaky sink.
Part of me thinks he's trying to buy up whatever expensive and "rare" consoomer junk so he can try and sell it off for his income when the patreon money completely dries up. the question being would be how much it's be worth when he would be through with them when the time he attempts to sell comes.
You're putting way more thought into this than Jim has, but even if that was what he was doing it'd be retarded to roll the dice on something as tumultuous as the vintage toy market when you could instead pay someone to build you a stock portfolio like @FedPostalService suggested, or follow Dear Leader's footsteps and buy a fuckton of silver.

I guarantee you Jim's thought process never goes beyond 'I want it'. He is the worst kind of consoomer, just like Kevin Gibes; rampant mindless consumption purely because he has the money to do so.
 
The troonshine has rotted Jim’s brain and he’d be better setting fire to his money as a performance arts piece rather than filling his rented house with shit that will just end up in a landfill once he inevitably drops dead of a heart attack.
Ryan Davis already did that a decade ago. Did it better than anyone else could have.
 
I would like to see you build a pinball table for under two grand. And like a nice one. Those things are expensive for a reason
The most expensive part would probably be to get the frame lasered out if you want it in steel (couple hundred probably). Could also make it much cheaper out of plywood or somewhere in between. Stickers, lights, sounds and other electronics should be pretty cheap. A pair of solenoids should work great for the little arms that move the ball. If you want extra authenticity you can add a ready-made coin receptacle. All is available from Ali Express or any other Chinese supplier. I think you could fit into the 500-1k range for a decently large table in terms of materials provided you have the tools (shouldn't require anything fancy). Don't even need a welding setup, rivets will do a great job holding the thing together.

Alternatively, scrap that idea and build something less retarded.
 
Counter point, what if I scrap that idea and build something MORE retarded? Are there people out there making their own skeeball machines or what sort of investment would I be looking at? I'm genuinely curious.
If you're building something for Jim it probably won't matter as long as it has a lot of gyrating dildos attached.
 
Counter point, what if I scrap that idea and build something MORE retarded? Are there people out there making their own skeeball machines or what sort of investment would I be looking at? I'm genuinely curious.
Completely off topic. Yes there are. My old neighbour made all kinds of fun fair machines from scrap. Not just mechanical ones, electronic ones too. He built a whack-mole, pinball, and something similar to skeeball. His prototypes were always fun to play with.
 
Completely off topic. Yes there are. My old neighbour made all kinds of fun fair machines from scrap. Not just mechanical ones, electronic ones too. He built a whack-mole, pinball, and something similar to skeeball. His prototypes were always fun to play with.
Neat. I'll look into it as a group project for the various kids.
 
Part of me thinks he's trying to buy up whatever expensive and "rare" consoomer junk so he can try and sell it off for his income when the patreon money completely dries up. the question being would be how much it's be worth when he would be through with them when the time he attempts to sell comes.
As was said, I doubt he's thought about that. But also, how much would he get for them?

I have a bunch of old games that I bought for resale years ago. PS3, Gamecube, Wii, N64. I looked online to see how much they were going for and grabbed the ones I could see going even higher. The problem is, while a couple doubled or tripled, many I'd only make an extra fifty bucks or so. So I'm waiting a little longer until they become rarer. Jim on the other hand would rather keep everything to maintain his horde of consumption.
 
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when you could instead pay someone to build you a stock portfolio like @FedPostalService suggested, or follow Dear Leader's footsteps and buy a fuckton of silver.
The Dear Leader inspired me to start a silver coin collection. Not only do you have the numismatic value but you’ve also got the scrap value which for silver increases with relative stability. Plus a lot of them look really cool and sometimes you can even pick up job lots for less than their scrap value on eBay.

That said if Jim started collecting he’d buy daft “limited” runs with pop culture references on so overpriced that he wouldn’t see a return on them in his lifetime.

If anyone wants a business idea then mint some silver plated boglins coins and sell them to Jim for a couple of hundred quid a pop.
 
My working theory is that he continues to buy things like the pinball machines and the Boglins to help distract his brain from the fact that his life is a living Hell of boredom and the inescapable need to coom. Much easier to throw money at things that give you short-term dopamine than face up to the fact that that same pursuit of said dopamine has completely and irreversibly destroyed any chance you had at a normal, fulfilling life.
 
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My working theory is that he continues to buy things like the pinball machines and the Boglins to help distract his brain from the fact that his life is a living Hell of boredom and the inescapable need to coom. Much easier to throw money at things that give you short-term dopamine than face up to the fact that that same pursuit of said dopamine has completely and irreversibly destroyed any chance you had at a normal, fulfilling life.
That dose hit a ring of truth Jimbo does not come off as having a spiritual side or much moral strength, I get the feeling he will do wgat he's told to by his betters in the left but I don't get the feeling he would challenge them if he was confronted with problems linked to his approved beliefs he would ignore the problem.
In that he has a void in his center that he trys to use materialism to fill it.
 
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