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Freya said:
what the fuck is up with women bragging about how big their sons were at birth? I've heard them talk about it so many times. it's fucking weird
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I guess they see it as proof of how they're the perfect womanly woman that can breed gigantic superhumans. It gets even worse with the ones bragging about how much their babies gain from breastfeeding. Like, I'm happy to hear your baby is getting fed and all, but it's not really a competition..
There are also some that will use their humongous babies to emphasise how petite and dainty they themselves are. There's some examples in the deathfat babies thread, but I used to find a lot of them by just browsing tiktok a while ago as well. It's really gross and makes me think they've been force feeding their children, but they're also using certain angles and filters to enhance it.
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Goddamn babies are ugly, why fatten them up to make them look even more like the human larvae they are? Fucking pickmes aren't just retarded, they're actively giving their offspring obesity issues from toddlerhood. Also, any retard who uploads a pic or video of their child onto the Internet is basically asking for a pedo to find it.
 
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BunchofMunch said:
I guess they see it as proof of how they're the perfect womanly woman that can breed gigantic superhumans. It gets even worse with the ones bragging about how much their babies gain from breastfeeding. Like, I'm happy to hear your baby is getting fed and all, but it's not really a competition..
There are also some that will use their humongous babies to emphasise how petite and dainty they themselves are. There's some examples in the deathfat babies thread, but I used to find a lot of them by just browsing tiktok a while ago as well. It's really gross and makes me think they've been force feeding their children, but they're also using certain angles and filters to enhance it.
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i'm sorry but... is there a makeup filter on the baby's face? oh dear...
 
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Lurker said:
i'm sorry but... is there a makeup filter on the baby's face? oh dear...
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Yeah, that was just the first example I found when searching "hugebaby" or something on Instagram, and yet so perfectly illustrating my point, lol. I assume the filter is meant for her face only, but happened to attach to the baby's face as well...
 
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The Ghost Of George Floyd said:
I'll never date a woman who actually likes Naruto
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i think the actually well-adjusted women that like naruto(or whatever nerdy niche hobby or music taste) dont want men that like naruto
also i dont think there are well adjusted women that like naruto. maybe try going for berserk or akira fans.
 
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Goddamn babies are ugly, why fatten them up to make them look even more like the human larvae they are? Fucking pickmes aren't just retarded, they're actively giving their offspring obesity issues from toddlerhood. Also, any retard who uploads a pic or video of their child onto the Internet is basically asking for a pedo to find it.
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fuck man. I went to the zoo once last year and felt like I was in a nursery. a woman was holding her NEWBORN by the tiger exhibit and it was like squirming and....pulsating....It's the perfect thing to do with kids that are older and can appreciate seeing the animals, but most of what I saw was babies and children younger than 3. i don't get it.
 
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Otterly said:
But I’ve also seen the awful dynamic where the girl is really pretty and the father may or may not be creeping and the mothers response is to destroy the girl. I’ve seen this a lot more with stepmothers (I have stepmother tales that would turn your hair grey.)
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Worse yet is the dynamic where ones stepdad is creeping hard and Mom refuses to acknowledge it, won’t believe it when you tell her what stepdad says to you when she’s not around.

Stepfathers can be much much worse than stepmothers. You better believe it.
Freya said:
what the fuck is up with women bragging about how big their sons were at birth? I've heard them talk about it so many times. it's fucking weird
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Um, the fatter the cushion the better the pushin’? Larger babies are harder to deliver vaginally, but hardier outside the womb. Smaller babies are easier to deliver but more fragile. It’s a spectrum, obv, and too far on either end can lead to poor outcomes.
fishercat said:
Maybe they're proud that they gave birth to a huge baby and didn't die? Idk.
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Pretty much. If they brag about not using epidural either then it’s definitely pride for having gotten through labor with a healthy baby to show for it.
Freya said:
no like. I'd get that. they seem weirdly gleeful talking about it though
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I kinda get it. It’s like telling people you ran the marathon or something like that.
Lurker said:
i'm sorry but... is there a makeup filter on the baby's face? oh dear...
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Better than putting actual makeup on the baby, which is what I thought was going on.
 
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pork and beans said:
i think the actually well-adjusted women that like naruto(or whatever nerdy niche hobby or music taste) dont want men that like naruto
also i dont think there are well adjusted women that like naruto. maybe try going for berserk or akira fans.
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Us Berserk loving women are anything but well-adjusted. Have you seen the dark sense of humor the fanbase has? Those jokes aren't just being made by men.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
Us Berserk loving women are anything but well-adjusted. Have you seen the dark sense of humor the fanbase has? Those jokes aren't just being made by men.
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as another berserk loving woman yeah that's definitely true. id still say berserk dark humor is higher on the normal scale than naruto yaoi ... i think....although maybe not by much....:'(
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Freya said:
fuck man. I went to the zoo once last year and felt like I was in a nursery. a woman was holding her NEWBORN by the tiger exhibit and it was like squirming and....pulsating....It's the perfect thing to do with kids that are older and can appreciate seeing the animals, but most of what I saw was babies and children younger than 3. i don't get it.
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Perhaps she wanted to see the animals herself? I love the zoo.
 
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pork and beans said:
i think the actually well-adjusted women that like naruto(or whatever nerdy niche hobby or music taste) dont want men that like naruto
also i dont think there are well adjusted women that like naruto. maybe try going for berserk or akira fans.
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Berserk women are almost as batshit as JoJo women, I'd almost rather date a MHA or Demon Slayer girl if it wasn't for my visceral revulsion towards those shows.
 
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BunchofMunch said:
I guess they see it as proof of how they're the perfect womanly woman that can breed gigantic superhumans. It gets even worse with the ones bragging about how much their babies gain from breastfeeding. Like, I'm happy to hear your baby is getting fed and all, but it's not really a competition..
There are also some that will use their humongous babies to emphasise how petite and dainty they themselves are. There's some examples in the deathfat babies thread, but I used to find a lot of them by just browsing tiktok a while ago as well. It's really gross and makes me think they've been force feeding their children, but they're also using certain angles and filters to enhance it.
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Holy fuck that thing is hideous
The Ghost Of George Floyd said:
Berserk women are almost as batshit as JoJo women, I'd almost rather date a MHA or Demon Slayer girl if it wasn't for my visceral revulsion towards those shows.
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We don’t care scrote
 
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glow said:
Perhaps she wanted to see the animals herself? I love the zoo.
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that's valid. I don't think that's a problem, I just think it's a weird place to insist to take newborns
 
Freya said:
fuck man. I went to the zoo once last year and felt like I was in a nursery. a woman was holding her NEWBORN by the tiger exhibit and it was like squirming and....pulsating....It's the perfect thing to do with kids that are older and can appreciate seeing the animals, but most of what I saw was babies and children younger than 3. i don't get it.
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You take dumb babies places because you want to go there and it’s easier to take the baby with you than arrange childcare. And then you rationalize that taking your baby to the cafe or the zoo or the bookshop or whatnot is an enrichment and educational activity.
 
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