Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dvnc]

For an ineffective site, it sure does live rent free is his head.

I'm actually listening to the Bottle Incident stream from November '22 and in his bottle explanation video he states he reads his thread. The double speak is so stupid.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Got the segment regarding @Null and the Greer lolsuit clipped. Quality is rough due to using OBS and the auto quality was set to the lowest.

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Is he trying to impersonate DSP now?
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Wondering if he should take another drink
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Laughing out loud SO TRURE XD! Imagine losing a case against someone like Greer! Better hope it doesn't get to discovery! How embarrassing is it to not instantly win a case brought against you by a lolcow...uhm...let's ignore that.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO STALKER! IT IS YOU WHO IS THE BOVINE!"

Crap in a hat Null, why didn't you just openly pick a fight with a known vexatious litigant and said that that known vexatious litigant ALWAYS sucks little boy cock? You are the site's biggest lolcow for not fucking yourself over in such a demonstrable way. Did you not know that the coolest kid on the swing set, THE Dick Masterson, actually made money with the lawsuit brought against him? You'll be green with envy when you see how much money Nick rakes in from directly calling Monty a pedophile! You'll feel so dumb for making fun of him crowd funding his lawsuit!

Serious time, I do not remember Null once making fun of Nick's gofundme on MATI. I believe he brought it up when it first started and said something to the effect of maybe it's not a good idea to ask for money and then brag about your brand new chickstang. The only time I remember for sure he talked about it was when Drexel retardedly tweeted out Montegraph's gofundme. Am I wrong?

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Seeing him, quite literally, seething and coping with the glass of liquor on his hand is hilarious.

Oh, but its Null who is scared of the Farms, totally not him.

 

[Vulkan]

We need a thread similar to the easy to track username one where we keep note of all these retards who sing that they love the farms until they’re the ones getting laughed at

 

[Null]

Got the segment regarding @Null and the Greer lolsuit clipped. Quality is rough due to using OBS and the auto quality was set to the lowest.

This is the real Nicholas Robert Rekieta. Everything else is a façade.

 

[Working]

This is the real Nicholas Robert Rekieta. Everything else is a façade.

I apologise if we have manipulated you into not wearing the baldo bro

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

It's a matter of WHEN, not if, Nose gets arrested for a DUI or domestic violence and the mugshot gets plastered everywhere.

The buck can still be broken a bit more.

 

[alan thicke]

There was a time when Rekieta would have gone over this Greer ruling and explained why it happened (i.e. the judges are supposed to assume greer's statements as true), outlined the likely next steps in the case, and maybe laughed at the judges a little or whatever. Not whatever that bullshit was.

Congrats, Nick. You got me. Baldo man bad.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I apologise if we have manipulated you into not wearing the baldo bro

If it wasn't for us Josh could be doing amazing MATI streams with e-whores covered in chocolate poo poo syrup.

 

[Strix454]

and said that he trusts no one except Dick because Nick "hears everything".

Yeah. He exclusively trusts one of the least trustworthy people in the world. I also imagine that he "hears everything" through Dax. Dax will keep enabling Nick's worst behaviors until Nick is in the same situation Ethan Ralph is. But honestly Nick I think wants it at this point.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Geared Chris Is he licking a fucking Maker’s Mark bottle? He’s becoming Ralph and Ralph at least has the excuse of being White Trash.

Honestly reminds me of that Aqua Teen Episode where Carl ruins Alternate Carl’s life, but with Dax as Carl.

How it was:



How it’s gonna go:

 

[Geared Chris]

Morning thoughts after sleeping on last night's madness. There has got to be more than Internet drama with comic book fans, or does there?

1. Just another Monday for the raging alcoholic on a year-long bender.
   
   
2. He's grieving Josh. Don't laugh. It's like he lost a black sheep son he resented but deeply loved. He almost certainly had just read this thread before coming on air. Mocked that he was a "trust fund kid" (said he isn't). That's a fairly Kiwi-exclusive refrain. The Josh of the matter is highly personal for him.
   
   
3. The creation of the Drex thread has irrationally gotten to him (this was wisely pointed out by @Captain Manning). The shower call/texts were always weird, even for Nick. Has Drex streamed even once since the Taylor information came out? We know Nick blames Kiwi for driving Kayla off the Internet.
   
   
4. Locals sub numbers may have plunged. We're at 13-14 months after the flush of sympathy over the bans. (It's notable that on my summary of the 6/13/2022 show, he credits Locals with allowing him the financial cushion for his freeze peach. That may be disappearing.)
   
   
5. Spit Balling: Rendazza may have told him to settle, or his bill came in. Bad news from Rumble about a contract renewal? Parts of LawTube or the comics crowd may have finally frozen him out?

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

For a second I thought Rekeita went full retard and became a vindictive sourpuss. Like maybe for all his "it's just jokes, they can't handle being made fun of", he's more thin skinned than anybody because he built his persona mocking the same type of retardation and degeneracy he surrounds himself with.

But then he said it would be bad if Russel won and that he wants josh the best in life. I was really worried for a second, thank god he tacked on that totally genuine statement and didn't say it with the shittiest eating grin on earth.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I thought we were afraid of Null? We’ve been doing this backwards the whole time?!

Nice comparison clips can be made from last night and this winner of a stream, especially at 36:00. Almost as if he had thicker skin then (?). My apologies for posting a link, I cannot embed video on the site and I’ve tried on three different devices.

Nick and Null on The Shart

edit: words

 

[morning driftwood]

Thanks for the heads up. I'm glad that Rekieta doesn't read his thread at all and is not affected by what anyone says here. He is not a passive aggressive non-practicing lawyer like the Karen Farms claims.
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His inability to handle the pressure of moderate fame is ruining his life and he's blaming a forum he claims doesn't affect him. Of course he's correct about it not affecting him in a direct sense. But the implication of that is that he's the one responsible for what is happening. He's yelling, at the verge of tears how 'not mad' he is. I'm amazed by the lack of self awareness.

 

[Strix454]

Has Drex streamed even once since the Taylor information came out?

He was a guest on a legal mindset stream last week.

 

[Potatoherder]

Has Drex streamed even once since the Taylor information came out? We know Nick blames Kiwi for driving Kayla off the Internet.

He did a pimpcast 5 days ago on legal mindset's second channel. https://youtu.be/emg5W95sm-M

 

[Mr. Manchester]

My favorite part is that while visibly angry he makes sure to include the part that we're all saying he's mad but in fact NO ONE is mad. Especially not him.

Rackets, most of the people in the thread are making balldo jokes and don't give a shit about your wife.

 

[Working]

If it wasn't for us Josh could be doing amazing MATI streams with e-whores covered in chocolate poo poo syrup.

He could have been another la based comedian that doesn't do any comedy and hangs out with pedos pitching failing to pitch screenplays to jews in hollywood. We ruined his future kiwi chads

 

[6thRanger]

LMAO at the retroactive declaratkons of KFs evil.

Every person is the world's leading expert on their own intentions, beliefs and history. Every single incorrect statement, bit of wild speculation and inaccurate recollection of the past registers as just straight up wrong. Some of the beliefs people begin having about you appear insane.

This is part 1 of why every single Lolcow turns on a dime and swears this site has lost its way at this precise moment. The inaccuracy in approximating truth is revealed.

Part 2 is when you're confronted with analyses of your own behavior that don't line up with how you see yourself. It causes painful questions, but due to part 1 you can primarily dismiss them. So if theyre so wrong, why do they keep saying I do these things or I'm this person even after Ive corrected them? I can't be wrong, I'm the world expert. So it must be malice. They must want to hurt me and my life. This is also why doxing is no longer okay, because now the Lolcow believes its done with malice and hatred when before it was just information.

Even worse, since theyre wrong, stupid malicious assholes on Kiwifarms, maybe all those journalists were right. Maybe that guy in Japan really is dead. Maybe these malicious fucks do radicalize people.

"What a horrible website!" the Cow cries out in pain and embarassment.