2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[Johan Schmidt]

"If I FUCKED HER" - By Jesus Christ.

 

[NoReturn]

HE IS STILL HUNG UP ON MEGHAN WTF

its almost 20 years later and hes still crying over Megan. he also immediately doxxed the closest thing he ever had to an actual girlfriend because he is incapable of keeping secrets. anyone who thought chris' story was over is an idiot. as long as he is alive he is going to be fucked with by weens, ruin the lives of everyone who tries to help him and continue to repeat the same mistakes in an endless cycle over and over again until the day he dies.

Poor Meghan, holy shit.

 

[Kill Your Idols]

I don't believe him for a second, but it would be absolutely hilarious if Chris landed himself in jail for two years over the most bizarre flex in history.

 

[NoosJunki]

Honestly I'm just hung up on the fact that he pronounces "Jesus" the Hispanic way.

"I AM MRS. JESUS CHRIST--"

Well, "Hezoos", you might wanna learn how to pronounce your own name, assuming you aren't just some random Mexican dude

 

[Space.Muffin]

Hearing Chris speak with his normal voice feels odd after years of him having a fake cutesy voice.

 

[Retard#7822]

"YOU SHIPPED ME WITH THAT SNORLAX!"
Holy fuck my sides

 

[Maude Snew]

Motherfucker.

 

[raspberry mocha]

Heyzoos Christ-ian Weston Chandler... so he's going through his godbear prophet phase?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

tell that girl she has shit taste, white horse is better

She is blonde and quiet and childish looking it makes sense I guess.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lol is that YouTube waifu avatar supposed to be him?

That's the one that DoopieDoOver chick did for him.

Also I got TWO ADS on this, fucking how???? Why YouTube gods, why do you deem Chris fit for Adsense??

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Wasn’t me

 

[Password123]

Oh boy, here we go again.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Poor Meghan, holy shit.

Chris's sexual assaults and harassment are the gift that keeps on giving. Blame the victim.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

These days it's exceedingly difficult for me to remark upon Chris without betraying my appearance to be revealed for the MATI individual I guard within. If I were to earnestly express my deepest most guttural thoughts on Chris it is a near certainty that tophats would rain down from the sky, darkening my sight with the tasteless silky horror of brim and black. From the endless blaspheming of his venomous tongue to the biohazardous trail of refuge and human waste left in the wake of his every step to the uncanny valley of his most terrible visage I am utterly astounded that the designated guardian keepers of our society continue to see fit to allow such a Lovecraftian nightmare creature to continue to roam the world unhampered, free to spread his pestilence.

Woe upon us, woe upon us all!

 

[netorare]

am i retarded why is the video mute for me?

 

[Stage5BrainCancer]

"If I FUCKED HER" - By Jesus Christ.

Seems he's taking influence from the hit movie star, OJ Simpson.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I used to really like Chris in an "bumbling hero, Forest Gump" kinda way. This shit with his mom ruined that image I had of him, and his denials aren't exactly convincing. Though at this point it's hard to tell if he's even capable of understanding reality for what it is.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Hearing Chris speak with his normal voice feels odd after years of him having a fake cutesy voice.

Is it just me or is his normal voice deeper than before?

 

[Love Is Blue]

You never forget your first victim

ftfy

 

[NerdShamer]

Never expected Chris to figure out how to use an green screen