Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Still seething about Joe Chavez, lol.
How is this big news... unless he's talking about the collected girth of all participants?

And of course he needs to turn everything in to something "wars". The only war going on is whether his heart or liver will give out first.
 
Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man just dropped a banger over there on the YouTubez.
Give it a listen and a Like, won't you? (Don't forget to subscribe)

Pink Chicken And The Lazy Man also release "It's Raining MEAT" on YouTube tonight as well.
UwU.

For those of you who asked re: how we did the songs on #NTWICEILAT
here is the info: Suno AI - https://www.suno.ai
Just like MidJourney AI, the "user interface" to operate the software is actually Discord-based.

As we say at my soon-to-be-released Prompt Engineering Academy - Conversations, Not Code.
 

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And of course he needs to turn everything in to something "wars". The only war going on is whether his heart or liver will give out first.
it actually took me a while to realize that when jack said he was doing another food tour, he didn't mean the kind that a musician would do, but rather like a tour of duty, since it's "_____ wars"
 
For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital
Don't forget how they were starving him with under 5000 calories a day, as he also left half his meal out of every picture but failed to keep the plates and bowls entirely out of frame.
 
Now I'm imagining someone photos shopping a black glove on his raised arm and a BLM protest in the background with the words "Black Power" underneath.
Somebody's got to do that. And then show it to him.

For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital
Yeah but he's cured now and no longer in the hospital so he can go back to eating as he wants.

Don't forget how they were starving him with under 5000 calories a day, as he also left half his meal out of every picture but failed to keep the plates and bowls entirely out of frame.
Or the fact he complained once about how tiny his dessert was and this as after complaining that his meals weren't "diabetic friendly".

He's just a basic bitch who likes to complain.
 
Don't forget how they were starving him with under 5000 calories a day, as he also left half his meal out of every picture but failed to keep the plates and bowls entirely out of frame.
And how Jack had Hammy bring in takeout as a supplement. Can't beat a nice bucket of fried chicken to go with that Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes when you're recovering from a stroke.
 
lmao this barely surviving chair-bound dead-armed cripple, one of whose eyes is free-range & pointed mostly at the ground, has the temerity to take a pot shot at some blind kid enjoying disney. CLASSIC! CLASSIC. also why the fuck was jack at disney anyway?? fucking weirdo
 
jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything

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I love when he gets naturally roasted like this. You just know he's gonna nuke the original comment and all of these comments will be lost. Then he's gonna make another post about how people should be nice or considerate and not pick fights with him like last week.
 
I love when he gets naturally roasted like this. You just know he's gonna nuke the original comment and all of these comments will be lost. Then he's gonna make another post about how people should be nice or considerate and not pick fights with him like last week.
The classic FB crybully idiot. Dishes it out without thinking, then immediately plays the victim.
 
Amazing; thank you. And didn't Jack lose a lot of visual acuity, too? He's whistling past the graveyard.
It's sort of like he shits on people who don't have jobs (or have low paying retail jobs) when the fat fuck hasn't worked in 20+ years, like going around eating until he strokes out is an actual job.
 
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