2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[Geranium]

Chris should hit up OJ for advice on landing a book deal.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

>Lynchburg VA
>30 years old
>Semi readable photo of her face
>Nerdy interests
She'll be doxxed in at most 2 weeks.

 

[BMO_]

AGAIN!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

So let me get this straight, Chris is saying that he concocted all this about screwing Barb as a trolling attempt to somehow "get" Bella, but resulted in Chris going to jail for two years, and thrown in a mental institution while in the system.

He's basically admitting he's the biggest idiot on the planet for some half baked trolling attempt that completely fucked him in the ass and made him an pariah on the internet, and admitting it in this video just makes him like a complete retard if taken at face value.

Good job Chris, good job.

 

[Twinkletard]

Well, sounds like Chris should sue the fuck out of the Janke's for this!

 

[Executive Petrel]

Schroed(ing)ers Snorlax.

 

[Ass Johnson]

A rousing start to the antipsychotic wet brain public access TV saga. I see he's still sticking to the "jokes on them I was only pretending to be a pervert" line.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

"mud, muck, and various fluids" is a reference to something Chris a decade ago.
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The description was also probably written by weens.

My fault original gangster

 

[NoReturn]

He revealed that the gal pal he was seen with is to be called Flutter, because she likes fluttershy, and that she is 30 and contacted him while he was in prison.

Ya think he decided to call her Flutter because we were calling her "Derpy Cabbage"?

 

[Noble Redditor]

Tell us about your time incarcerated:

"That was a mess of good grief right there."

 

[johnny dollars]

I'm very interested in Flutter. I was completely convinced that she was a tardwrangler, but she may be a ween or a white knight. Either way, she always looks severely uncomfortable around Chris

 

[Rotollo 2]

Nothing screams "feminine" more than pounding on your desk for emotional emphasis.

my dude watched too much Phoenix Wright to prep for cross examination

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

so daily videos then?

 

[TheTourist]

3. (Bonus reason) Why was his charge dropped so nonchalantly? Did we ever get confirmation from Barb directly that Chris did these things to her?

have we heard anything from barb since the arrest?

 

[1962s Godzilla]

This has to be an advice sent from a previous lawyer or something. Doubt that's something he/it thought of saying

 

[Trombonista]

When did he completely give up on the feminine voice? He isn't even trying here. Also, it's kind of weird that he referred to his mother by name.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris a few years ago: yeah I fucked my mom.
Chris today: I NEVER FUCKED MY MOM. YOU FUCKED MY MOM. I HAVE AUTISM.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is probably retarded of me, but I’ve wondered for a while if he actually did it. Not saying he didn’t, but Idea guys and every troll before had him believing some absolutely insane shit. As much of a psycho as Bella turned out to be, it’s not completely impossible to me that she got him to say all that shit on the phone somehow, plus the charges getting dropped? Was only charged with incest and not rape? Was there ever any kind of physical examination on barb ?

He committed incest with Barb, there is no question about that and it is as inarguable a fact as the sun rising in the east. Nobody spends nearly two years in jail, is remanded to and forcibly medicated at a psychiatric hospital to be competent to stand trial and ultimately gets out solely through a deferred disposition program if there was no factual crime with enough evidence to send him to prison for a few more years.

He wasn't charged with rape because there is no evidence it wasn't consensual incest. David Heilberg is by all means an exceptionally competent lawyer and this was the best he could do. I suspect there was no option to plead it down to a lesser charge given the evidence.

The only reason Barb wasn't also charged is her advanced age and the pointlessness of sending someone that old to jail, she was clearly mentally competent to consent to incest.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if RFC could see this. He'd probably wish his balls were blown off in Korea in hindsight.

 

[BMO_]

tell that girl she has shit taste, white horse is better

You mean White Horse from the Book of Revelations?

 

[Toasted Boat]

He's probably not in a group home and is living with Praetor or Megan 2.0 for the time being. I'm not convinced he's back home, cause then he would be on his ps4 stream screaming about it. If he's really living with Praetor they are in charge of EVERYTHING. The videos, the merch, and probably even his twitter and social medias. They can't have him risk doxing themselves (but, knowing Chris, they fucked themselves.) They might as well have him locked in the basement forcing him to dance for the camera while they gorge him with mcdonalds and fanta to ''encourage'' him.