Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[Surfherder]

Feastables contest to win $10,000 where DKarl and friends chimps out on some pumpkins with a sledgehammer. Instagram Archive
I do have this fucking video archived but it won't upload. Got It.
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It’s wild how he has little muscle tone and still has a wider shoulder frame in this video. Also balding. Maybe he should get a dermaroller and some Rogaine immediately just accept it as shedding is common with women as one ages.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Extra Instagram snap. Cut that shit off.

The more I learn, the more I realize that transgenderism is a cult. Why else would they all have the same greasy, stringy, unkempt hair? Just take a shower, man.

 

[Slur.EXE]

Damn boy that the Homer makeup gun special? Twitter Archive

Look how hard he's trying to hold himself to sit all dainty-like.

Bruh. Reply Archive

They're trooning the fucking Mr.Beast logo in the replies.

Liking the Toob in full filter, alluding to his dick. Twitter Archive


Instachat

You sure are Chris, you sure are.

 

[CoolFool]

A little late, but Chris's new cut and color did look good (from behind anyway) because it was styled that way. Something a lot of guys don't realize is how much styling women do to make their hair look good, even "effortless" looking styles like Chris's new cut still take time and effort to maintain.

I bring this up because I have zero faith that Chris will learn how to style it and will allow it to turn into a greasy, limp mess like his original hair.

 

[PetiteFeet]

God he looks so bloated and fat, makeup skills on point.

 

[Pig Cups]

New Mr Beast video!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ryID_SwU5E

$1 House
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$1M House
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He wasn't in the $15M House segment.

$30M House
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He wasn't in the $45M House segment (featuring Mark Cuban).

$69M House (featuring the girl from iCarly)
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He wasn't in the $100M House segment (featuring Justin Timberlake).

Even the world’s drunkest man would never mistake this:

for a woman. He doesn’t have a single feminine feature.

It's hilariously fascinating to watch their best efforts (driven by "FUCK YOU, DAD REALITY!!") to dissemble and dissociate- all for naught. At the end of the day, the simple, insurmountable, biological truths concerning the differences between male and female make it overwhelmingly clear that they are- all they are- are perverted and mentally-ill men poorly attempting to skinwalk women. Reality is inescapable, and it cruelly (to them) and vividly exposes their lies.

Why do I bring this up? Get a load of that massive, hulking, troon frame from the back. It's shown very hurriedly.

wowsuch delicate femininity

Once again, biology is the victor- that shit's unmistakable and can be clocked from miles away, but especially so if they're walking amongst their haggish, female enablers. They're just ogreish brutes that tower over women. I encounter it quite a bit while walking bughive sidewalks. I mean, it's so comical how obviously male Chris and the rest of them are.

Side thought: Are they trying to gradually phase Chris out? It's been brought up that as he descends deeper into troonery, the damage in his wake will increase the degree of liability for MrBeast, eventually reaching an unignorable apex. Seems like we see less of him, with his appearances in the video abbreviated and edited to minimize unflattering shots as much as possible. He'll never address it, but MrBeast has to see the writing on the wall.

 

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Damn boy that the Homer makeup gun special? Twitter Archive
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Look how hard he's trying to hold himself to sit all dainty-like.

Bruh. Reply Archive

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Liking the Toob in full filter, alluding to his dick. Twitter Archive
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Instachat
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You sure are Chris, you sure are.

his kid is going to get bullied so much, it's hard not to feel bad. this tranny filth ruined his child's life possibly forever, whether it's by indoctrination or humiliation.

 

[William Tyndale]

Meme posted by the males in disguise twitter acct

 

[Poonocchio]

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That picture is still heart breaking to see and a hard hitting example of what troonism is... beautiful families destroyed by selfish coomerism.

 

[Slur Generator]

his kid is going to get bullied so much, it's hard not to feel bad. this tranny filth ruined his child's life possibly forever, whether it's by indoctrination or humiliation.

They might not find out, the boy is young enough that the mom can disappear with him, depending on how the divorce goes.

 

[Bookwork]

Maybe there will be enough blown-out troon dads limping around by the time the kid starts school that Chris won't be any more embarrassing than, like, arriving every morning in a fern green Pontiac Aztek.

 

[WaveBreak]

this is more sad than anything.
Personally I just equate trooning out to "mental illness"
People who need help
In fact, there is a proven link between autism and trooning out.
Autism essential means "oneself" anyway.
That's the ego.
The thing is, wether one denies it or not, we do want to be special.
Trooning out is a form of validation and feeling special. It's heavily advocated by the media. I was playing a game and there was a whole level dedicated to transgenders. How we need to pay attention to them. Why?
I am not obliged to pay attention to anyone.
But that's what annoys me with ego, the world is not just about yourself.
Chris is responsible not just for his son, (idc about his wife because you don't have to force yourself to be in a relationship) but also Jimmy and everyone who is dependant on Jimmy. People are getting paid for this brand and you are undeniably impacting their livelyhood by wearing a dress. It's simply the truth.
It's not just that. You are impacting a non political brand and making it political. You are a big influence. Maybe that was the point all along.
I don't care about people wearing a dress and calling themselves female. The thing I hate is attention seeking, at the cost of others. Nothing was stopping him from resigning from the team to focus on himself.
He could've done everything he wanted, and simply not put it in the public eye and make it a big thing.
He chose his own ego over his son, best friends and employees.
I think that's what irks me the most.
All the burning one does for their own ego

 

[Layton Mysteries]

idc about his wife because you don't have to force yourself to be in a relationship

When you get married, you are making a promise to someone whom you love to try and be with them through thick and thin, not abandon them for a fetish of all things. In my opinion Chris has way less responsibility to Mr Beast than he did his wife, one is a business partner & friend, the other is your spouse & life partner. If someone is in a close romantic relationship and abandons it to chase sexual highs, I can't view them as trustworthy or a good person in the slightest. Sure, if your partner is abusive, cheating, or pulls out of the blue deal-breakers like the tranny shit on you, then leave them. That is their fault, not yours. But, if you have a problem that is causing you to not want to be with the person you previously loved and promised to be with for life, then you should work on that together to fix it. If someone does leave their spouse for that sort of selfish reason, they certainly shouldn't expect no one to judge them or to not get fucked in court.
Don't mean to derail but the idea that someone owes more to their employer or employees than their spouse is insane.

 

[WaveBreak]

When you get married, you are making a promise to someone whom you love to try and be with them through thick and thin, not abandon them for a fetish of all things. In my opinion Chris has way less responsibility to Mr Beast than he did his wife, one is a business partner & friend, the other is your spouse & life partner. If someone is in a close romantic relationship and abandons it to chase sexual highs, I can't view them as trustworthy or a good person in the slightest. Sure, if your partner is abusive, cheating, or pulls out of the blue deal-breakers like the tranny shit on you, then leave them. That is their fault, not yours. But, if you have a problem that is causing you to not want to be with the person you previously loved and promised to be with for life, then you should work on that together to fix it. If someone does leave their spouse for that sort of selfish reason, they certainly shouldn't expect no one to judge them or to not get fucked in court.
Don't mean to derail but the idea that someone owes more to their employer or employees than their spouse is insane.

I get where you're coming from, but I do disagree. People change, always, and you always have the final say about your life, not Wavebreak or Layton. Yes, you should try, but if it makes you unhappy and you stay because you are obliged too, that is called slavery in my book. If Chris finds his partner suddenly disgusting, then he doesn't have to stay.
You say chris has less responsibility towards Mrbeast than his wife. This is not true. Why? He left his wife, but not Mrbeast. He could've left Mrbeast and pursue what makes him happy in private. But he doesn't. That is selfish. In fact, he goes overboard in trying to push his choice on all these viewers, jimmy, the crew and his son. Not his wife, he left her. He could leave MrBeast and the internet, this would help both Jimmy (who, again is not just his employer but his best friend and made him into the rich person he brags about), the crew and his son. If I like smacking mayo on my dick, that's my choice. That's not for you to decide. When I put a picture of that on the internet for all to see, and say Layton is my son and should also smack mayo on his dick, that is quite a different story in my book.

 

[Mion Sonozaki]

You say chris has less responsibility towards Mrbeast than his wife. This is not true. Why? He left his wife, but not Mrbeast. He could've left Mrbeast and pursue what makes him happy in private.

except if Chris had just left the Mr. Beast channel, it wouldn't have hurt the channel. Jimmy can operate the Mr. Beast brand without a friend who just kind of is there to react to stuff. Like @Layton Mysteries said, marriage is supposed to be a lifetime partnership. Chris ruined a family, his family. He betrayed his wife and now there is a young child who has to grow up without two loving parents in the same household because of a selfish father.

 

[WaveBreak]

except if Chris had just left the Mr. Beast channel, it wouldn't have hurt the channel. Jimmy can operate the Mr. Beast brand without a friend who just kind of is there to react to stuff. Like @Layton Mysteries said, marriage is supposed to be a lifetime partnership. Chris ruined a family, his family. He betrayed his wife and now there is a young child who has to grow up without two loving parents in the same household because of a selfish father.

I get that point, but chris didn’t leave mr beast, that was my point. and the child and mother wouldn’t be hurting as much if he did leave mr beast and went completely media silent, but he didnt. This is undeniable imo

 

[Cronkle]

I usually don't like people going like "Oh my god, this legal adult looks like a child which makes you a pedophile" but this kid literally looks like he's 12 years old.

People forget that pedophilia isn’t ONLY about age. It’s absolutely about age, but there are kids who are late bloomers. If someone is 18 even and they still look mostly like a prepubescent kid and you’re attracted to them, you’re a fucking pedophile, whether it’s legal or not. Even if they don’t look prepubescent it can be weird… Even older guys who like girls that are 18 or even early 20’s can be weird to me if those girls are not mature. Whenever I’m around girls that age I feel like I’m around kids by the way they talk and think, whether they’re technically adults or not

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

He'll never address it, but MrBeast has to see the writing on the wall.

I think Jimmy is still in deep denial. Chris is one of his oldest friends, who helped him with some of his first succesful videos. It's going to take a lot for him to disavow Chris, they're like brothers. If Chris is appearing less in videos it's probably because he's already made his money and spends more time gooning or grooming teen boys or whatever he does now.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

People forget that pedophilia isn’t ONLY about age. It’s absolutely about age, but there are kids who are late bloomers. If someone is 18 even and they still look mostly like a prepubescent kid and you’re attracted to them, you’re a fucking pedophile, whether it’s legal or not. Even if they don’t look prepubescent it can be weird… Even older guys who like girls that are 18 or even early 20’s can be weird to me if those girls are not mature. Whenever I’m around girls that age I feel like I’m around kids by the way they talk and think, whether they’re technically adults or not

idk nigga, I don't think you're a straight pedo if you date a younger looking girl. Like, if you talk to a girl who looks super young and she doesn't act childish then it kinda activates something in your brain that makes it go "Oh, this is actually an adult" and you kinda stop seeing them as a child despite how they look.

I actually had a coworker me and some others would goof on for dating a 20-something who we thought looked like a tik tok teen but then we actually met her and stopped shitting on him because it became harder to view her as a child since we then knew her more personally and knew she did not act like a child whatsoever. You could say this argument is just us being like "You're mature for your age, haha" but no child is going to talk to you about their office job or complain about how shit the DMV is.

 

[Cronkle]

idk nigga, I don't think you're a straight pedo if you date a younger looking girl

I completely agree. I’m not saying anyone with a young adult is a pedophile, just normally if I’m around people in their early 20’s I feel like I’m around kids though. All I’m saying is Chris, with his history of loli and now trooning out, him hanging around younger people who look even younger than they are is weird as hell to me. I wouldn’t want him around my kids, and I don’t even have any