Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Most importantly, both Nick and Dick has invoked Jim

They're summoning Jim to come mediate in the exact same manner The Gunt did, the way Kino Casino did, the same way Flam etc. all have.

These are well-past-grown adult men asking another adult man to come resolve their dispute with a third grown man because guy made a comic. Is this what being a man is in 2023?

I wanted to write something pithy here but...I'm so tired of seeing Nick assume his true form as the biggest piece of cat shit in the Midwest.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Can we give Eric July a new nickname? I feel that Young Rippa doesn't suit him anymore. I think Farmer Eric is a more appropriate nickname for him given that he has inadvertently farmed for us a wonderful harvest of corn in his reverse buck breaking of Nick, Dax, Vito the Pedo and Ethan. This sure has been a wonderful bounty of corn this year. Thank you Farmer Eric!

 

[Neetorino]

Current Events Tax:

Eventually this fuckhead's show is going to devolve into him reading his thread, ranting and raving about it all night into the late morning. His worthless cunt wife is going to have to start getting her ass up to take the kids to school.

That's been the biggest thing stuck in his drunken craw for the past week or two now. He's gotta double down on everything he can if it means proving to the darn old Farms that he's not at all like the thread describes him to be.

Also:
I was doing some digging through some stuff on locals accounts, including CGoody's, and I have a (possibly) quick question: did anything ever happen with the Law Cards Kickstarter that got fully funded?


I'm asking for a friend lol, him and the 5 backers who chucked $500 each into this thing. I sure hope they got their funny trading cards of those highly influential events in LawTube history!


I seriously can't believe that 81 people were conned into paying $6,353 for what is essentially some dude's Nick Rekieta-verse Fan Club Trading Cards.

EDIT:

They're summoning Jim to come mediate in the exact same manner The Gunt did, the way Kino Casino did, the same way Flam etc. all have.

It almost seems like Jim's cancer taking him off the internet took the whole fight out of the vast majority of IBS alumni. They can't manage to do anything on their own without having Jim around to smooth things over if the temperature gets too high.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Can we give Eric July a new nickname? I feel that Young Rippa doesn't suit him anymore. I think Farmer Eric is a more appropriate nickname for him given that he has inadvertently farmed for us a wonderful harvest of corn in his reverse buck breaking of Nick, Dax, Vito the Pedo and Ethan. This sure has been a wonderful bounty of corn this year. Thank you Farmer Eric!

Eric JULAY?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Can we give Eric July a new nickname? I feel that Young Rippa doesn't suit him anymore. I think Farmer Eric is a more appropriate nickname for him given that he has inadvertently farmed for us a wonderful harvest of corn in his reverse buck breaking of Nick, Dax, Vito the Pedo and Ethan. This sure has been a wonderful bounty of corn this year. Thank you Farmer Eric!

Balldo Buster, Balldo Breaker.... The Grifta Rippa.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Question for those well studied in the lore, when Nicky is getting pegged with empty bottles, does he lick them before insertion (for lubrication) or after insertion (to make sure not a single drop from the Bull is wasted)?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Question for those well studied in the lore, when Nicky is getting pegged with empty bottles, does he lick them before insertion (for lubrication) or after insertion (to make sure not a single drop from the Bull is wasted)?

Both.

 

[Captain Manning]

It almost seems like Jim's cancer taking him off the internet took the whole fight out of the vast majority of IBS alumni. They can't manage to do anything on their own without having Jim around to smooth things over if the temperature gets too high.

I don't think they want Daddy Jim to come in and mediate. That would imply they want this to end. I think they're (and Dick in particular) hoping that Jim will come in and shit all over July for whatever reason.

That has backfired badly on Dick and Nick before. Dick wanted Zoom on Nick's show once to shit all over PPP, Nick allowed it, and instead of backing Dick, Zoom shit all over Dick and then doxed the address his L.A. "mansion" live. Story has been told multiple times in this thread and elsewhere, so I shan't repeat the whole thing again. I'm pretty sure you get the point.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

 

[200MB]

Man, I don't think I've heard RotC mentioned since about shortly after the days of Tonkasaw and the Morning Kumite. Back when they tried to accuse Styx of being a pedo and it backfired badly (I guess sorta that's something they have in common with Nick).

Hell, I plum forgot those faggots even existed!

Are you kidding? Our boys are big shots at Rumble now. They have a contract and everything! Are they only "Rumble exclusive" now because their YouTube channel was kiboshed? Well yeah, but these guys are going places LMAO.

Mersh has been reduced to larping as a cat rescue just to be able to afford his daily dabs and addies.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He's pulling the "i really love you, but you're acting gay!" again on rumble right now but this time he added "everyone acts gay sometimes, me and drex didn't talk for a year cause of some dumb thing"

He also did a "come back to me josh, all will be forgiven. i'm actually not mad."

They also found he participated in cuck porn where he got pegged.

Yea. I called him preston peggy poulter because of it. I didn't go into detail with that one cause it's what everyone knows him for.

 

[P5Fever]

NB4 we get a drunk ukulele stream where the nose sings about the meanie Karen Farms and their toxic gossip train.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Peachy_Peaches​

Idk I refuse to watch anything she posts, she clips shit out of context to make Nick look in the worst light possible.. she’s got a hate boner for him

Yeah, all those 30-40 minute clips of drunken screeching clipped "out of context".

Nick’s followers have cash and support people they like.

Give send go's capped at 12k of the 50k goal & the last donation is 16 days ago.

As @Potatoherder 's fine work routinely demonstrates, Nick's "followers full of cash" typically results in Balldoman flailing drunkenly around on camera for hours on end for 1$ Locals toasts and 300$ combined in chat revenue.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

lol now he's pretentiously critiquing Eric's comic. tell me again nick how you're done with this shit and want nothing to do with it.

 

[200MB]

Just tuned in for a quick minute and man, Nick is looking ROUGH. Rougher than normal I mean. Really pale with these red circles around his eyes, and bags half the height of this nose. He's lost his usual healthy drunken glow.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

lol now he's pretentiously critiquing Eric's comic. tell me again nick how you're done with this shit and want nothing to do with it.

He's a light and shadow color expert now.

 

[insensitive]

He's a light and shadow color expert now.

half of his fucking critique is about the shadows and i'm pretty sure hes fucked up the light source. It looks like the light is coming from a campfire in front of him. It looks like this takes place on the farm from the comic which would make sense.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Just tuned in for a quick minute and man, Nick is looking ROUGH. Rougher than normal I mean. Really pale with these red circles around his eyes, and bags half the height of this nose. He's lost his usual healthy drunken glow.
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He still looks ok, in the kitchen stream clip on MATI today the fucker looked like Rudolph, and I've never seen someone with such blatant red nose as opposed to general reddening.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He still looks ok, in the kitchen stream clip on MATI today the fucker looked like Rudolph, and I've never seen someone with such blatant red nose as opposed to general reddening.

He should be looking more at how he looks internally than externally. He needs to knock a lot of this shit off and get to confession posthaste.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

half of his fucking critique is about the shadows and i'm pretty sure hes fucked up the light source. It looks like the light is coming from a campfire in front of him. It looks like this takes place on the farm from the comic which would make sense.

It can be both from the moon light and the camp fire. But for some reason he doesn't seem to catch the bright ass orange light coming from the bottom left despite circling it a few times with his cursor.

He should be looking more at how he looks internally than externally. He needs to knock a lot of this shit off and get to confession posthaste.

People need to stop with wanting him to 'pull up'. We've gone past that like 3 months ago.