2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

Quite a-bit to unpack.

Firstly, the low hanging fruit or “no shit, Sherlock“ knee-jerk reaction.

Chris isn’t innocent, he would still be living at home with his mom if he was innocent. If he was innocent, he could probably sue Virginia for a Bajillion dollars. They didn’t arrest Chris due to online rumors, they did it after they conducted a rape kit on barbs.

But now for a little bit more of an intelligent look into it.

As many people of already stated it’s obvious Chris is reading from a script. He also has a very funny tell where you can tell when he’s on and off script because when he’s on script his eyes keep on darting down but also he’s much more deadpan. When he’s off script, he more lively, it’s normally when he’s ranting against people like Bella., he's more... Chris-like...
Another tell when he’s about to go on script is that his eyes dart down and he lets out a stress sigh before he goes back on script.

A lot of people are saying that Prator did this. I don’t know. Chris’ revelation that his 30 year old Cabbage Patch kid actually seeked him out when he was in prison, really makes me look at her with the same way I look at Bella.

Amoungus X Cabbage Patch Kids Crossover

aka, Why I think Cabbagepatch kid is behind the videos AND is Bella 2.0

  • Production + Quality
    • Chris videos have had a big boost in not only the editing, but the camera and greenscreen. Praetor could edit for him, but Chris would not go out and get the greenscreen and set that up himself. If Chris was by himself, I guarantee he would be happy with the camera that comes with his laptop/phone.
  • Location
    • So Chris has enough space for a large greenscreen and he can thump around doing his hater/team rocket dance. I don't think these were filmed in his halfway house. I think their filming at the Cabbage patch kids house. If she's 30+ (which I think its MORE) she should have her own place or a place that is empty during the day.
  • Editing pipeline
    • If the editor is Praetor, that means he needs to be sent all of Chris' raw videos and they need to send shit back and fourth. Whiles they could do this with maybe drop box, the quality is so high that if they are sending raws, that's a lot of data. It makes more sense that the filming and editing are done in the same place.
    • This also means that either the editor has access to Chris Youtube, or he's there when they are made. (otherwise the video has to be sent back to Chris via dropbox or some shit)
  • The only hard edit
    • The videos are edited but Chris finishes all his thoughts and only dead air and I assume flubs are removed. BUT there is a hard interrupting edit when Chris starts talking about the Cabbagepatch kid. He gets cut off when he starts talking about things other than her age. Why would Praetor protect her like this?
  • She seeked HIM out
    • Everyone was given a Cabbage Patch kid a huge benefit of the doubt, most of us just assumed that she was another tard in the Tard house that Chris is warehoused in and that she probably just didn’t know any better. Well, she knows better. She knows better than quite a lot of people since she knows exactly why Chris was in jail, and again, She LOOKED FOR HIM LIKE WHAT!.
    • She knows, she knows about the trolling sagas, she knows about the barbussy... She has no reason to seek out Chris if not to get something outta it. I used to think Women didn't do this shit but after Bella Janke I cannot give anyone who interacts with Chris post barbussy gate and fucking slack. She knows, she wants something, its gonna be :story:
 
I mean it would be easy to get Chris to fess up about him raping Barbara.
just gaslight him by commenting at his inadequacy to perform sex in bed
and that when he bragged about making barbara climax for the first time instead of his dad, he meant to say that he would never in a gajillion years come close to Bob Chandler satisfying Barbara in bed.
And that the whole "OH I had sex with her every 3 days since the beginning of July" was obviously a lie because noone wants to sleep with him and Chris being so undesirable that even his 79 year old mom would find him repulsive and never want to touch him let alone let him go inside her.

5-10 minutes of this and i swear, he'd crack and brag about it to emphasise how amazing he is.
 
Does the American justice system provide certain drugs to incarcerated people? Perhaps in prison but not in jail?
You honestly get better medical care here as an incarcerated person than you do as as a homeless person, a McJob Wagie, a Volkswagen USA middle manager, or someone employed by an actual hospital. Too drunk to search for them, but there are cases of cancer victims and people with other ailments committing crimes and pleading guilty to them just so they can get prison healthcare because our system is royally fucked.
 
5-10 minutes of this and i swear, he'd crack and brag about it to emphasise how amazing he is.
This entire situation reminds me of when chris tried to pretend he was just trolling and acting like a dudebro honestly.
The fact that he thinks that's what cool people act like means he wants to be a fuckboy, meaning he knows the gap between him and fuckboydom and chose to be a tranny.
 
The most charitable interpretation I can make of “Flutter” is that she’s a white knight who is listening to what Chris wants to do and actively encourages him thinking it would improve his image for some god forsaken reason.

At worst, she’s another ween who wants to be a part of Christory and is trying hard to not get doxxed with the cut in the video. Yet like all weens, she’d retain her privacy if she chose to stay away from Chris. Assuming of course, she is the one who told Chris to make those videos.
 
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