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Jupiter Pinell (powerword: Corbin Dean Patterson) is a 25-year-old brony TikToker from Melba, Idaho. He is a fat sex pest who believes he's a half werewolf half vampire hybrid. He lived with his birth parents until 16 months. His parents were drug addicts who were incapable of taking care of him. He was taken into a family of 9 with 4 brothers and 5 sisters. Jupiter was diagnosed with Autism and ADHD at a young age. Jupiter grew up a troubled kid even after being adopted. In videos where Jupiter discusses himself and his personal life, he likes calling himself an outcast, Jupiter was just a misunderstood guy. Jupiter claims to be abused (sexually, emotionally, and physically) by his adopted brother, Shane. Jupiter claims he was sexually abused by Shane for years until one of Jupiter's adopted sisters told their parents, which got the police involved. It's been 10 years since Jupiter has last met Shane. Jupiter's adopted mom gave Jupiter an ultimatum, either go to a group home or end up in prison like his rapist Shane. Jupiter went to the group home at the age of 15. Jupiter claims he was a violent child growing up, fighting anyone who was "talking shit". Jupiter had a teacher in school named Mrs. Severity(?) who cared for Jupiter. Jupiter being the edgy 18-year-old didn't understand the true nature of his situation. Jupiter dropped out of high school at the age of 18, citing family issues. Once Jupiter turned 18, he left his group home and decided to go to a rehab facility where he lived for the next 7/8 years. He was kicked out due to being a lazy piece of shit. He moved to N Chip Shot Ln in Nampa, ID with his roommate named William (who unsurprisingly, is a fucking pedophile). Jupiter felt like he was doing good and moving up into the world. At some point in time, Jupiter claimed William ended up turning into a piece of shit which led to them getting evicted from their place when the lease was up.
In 2020, his mother passed away from Liver and Kidney failure at the age of 66. When speaking on the matter, he called her a bitch and controlling. According to Jupiter, he was outside smoking a cigarette. While looking at the sky, he noticed a murder of crows flying... thinking it was a weird sign. Jupiter went to that hospital later that day to discover his mother had passed away.
If you couldn't tell by his appearance, Jupiter is a lonely man stating that all he does is stay at home and play video games.
The reason he started his TikTok account was because of boredom and loneliness. Jupiter uses TikTok as a form of therapy, saying he just wants to live a peaceful life while trying to make others laugh. This Snapchat was sent to a girl named, Maya who was allegedly underaged.
From my knowledge, it started with Jupiter messaging any female who would give him the time of day. Age of consent be damned!
This is where I'd like to introduce you to Linda Binda. Linda Binda (powerword: Unknown) is a 20-year-old troon from Utah. He is most notable for popularizing Jupiter. Since this thread's creation, not much was/is known about Linda. Recent events have caused me to write this section specifically on him. Linda is an A-Log that seriously wants you to believe that he's a TRUE and HONEST predator hunter that wants to put Jupiter in jail, but anyone that looks at him with a critical lens can see that he's full of shit.
Linda was doing TikTok livestreams with random people until he stumbled upon Jupiter. Linda thought Jupiter was a decent person until Jupiter started talking about how he is a werewolf-vampire hybrid. Linda started getting messages from "fans" that Jupiter was a pedophile. Linda says this was the turning point of his friendship with Jupiter and started buddy-trolling him. An analogy to describe them would be like a Music Biz Marty to Cyraxx. Linda's whole channel is going on TikTok live, streaming with other retards, even collaborating with other TikTok lolcows like Elphaba. (L/A)
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Linda explains the origin story of him and Jupiter
Linda has made countless videos on trying to get Jupiter to incriminate himself in interviews, such as having one with him and his sister.
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Jupiter's sister, Kia claimed she and Jupiter were molested by their older brother "Shane" (Junior). Jupiter's family of 5 got adopted by another family of 5. Kia comes from a troubled youth, mother didn't love her. Kia said she walked in on Shane molesting Jupiter. It's an interesting video to watch if you want to learn more about Jupiter's homelife and family. Jupiter wasn't potty trained until 17. Jupiter has been using his families numbers to make multiple TikTok accounts, since Jupiter is a pedophile, of course people found the numbers and started sending death threats.
After finding out that Jupiter is a pedophile, they either want to see him dead or in jail. He's not allowed back at his adopted parents house (for obvious reasons) and
One of Jupiter's sisters believes he'd probably kill a small child. Jupiter's preference in children is 11+
On May 13, 2023, Linda and Jupiter talk for about 30 minutes, getting to know each other and flirting. Linda obviously playing into Jupiter's ego. Within the first few minutes, they are already are talking about sex. Jupiter wants to bang Linda. Linda is buddy (girlfriend?) trolling him this whole video.
At 5:27, Jupiter says he has to chew watermelon gum to help with his jaw clenching, Linda replies with "why don't you chew on this coochie"
At 9:17, Jupiter is trying to take off a necklace his sister got him. Linda says "oh yeah, take it of--" before stopping himself. Jupiter slightly blushes and asks Linda for his Facebook.
At 10:05, Jupiter claims that back in high school, he used to run with a group of "hackers" called "The Nerd Brigade" because they were a bunch of computer nerds (how original). Jupiter was the guy who running missions or gathering intel. He sold and bought intel from people. The founder of the group went to fuck off and left Jupiter in charge of the hacking group. Some person named Skyler who's a friend turned rival, took power from him. Jupiter called it a guild but in his words, he says "it was a guild that turned into a group of punks."
Jupiter claims they made a lot of money being uber elite haxors, but now Jupiter spends his time reading shit about paranormal stuff and the multiverse. At 17:09, Jupiter was reconsidering bringing the team back for some type of political stance in the world. Think of it as that one movie trope where the gang has to get back for one more mission. Jupiter's sister will be taking over the hacking organization.
Linda responds to this by amazement and said he had a similar experience with his "pussy" and think it might've been a ghost who was a munch. If you watched the video, Linda brings up this word earlier in the video, but for anyone who isn't a zoomer, munch means pussy eater.
At 12:31, Jupiter claims to have done an exorcism in his house. He read the Book of Mormon, read the DNC (Doctrine and Covenants), and basically told the ghost to fuck off.
At 13:36, Linda asks Jupiter if he was a ghost, would he eat his pussy out. Jupiter replies with "Depends on the situation"
At 14:33, Jupiter claims his dad is a vampire while his mother is a werewolf. Linda says he's a mermaid, Jupiter replies and says "Yeah, I could tell. When I first got on this call, my neck started to itch. That's how you know when you're dealing with magical creatures"
At 15:43, Jupiter was talking to multiple women who have sent him nudes, one girl said her family hates Jupiter. Jupiter isn't into BDSM.
At 18:53, Linda asks Jupiter where would he take him on their first date, Jupiter says "Well, since you're funny and cute, I'd take you to somewhere nice, like Golden Corral"
Jupiter's eyes glow when he's horny. When Jupiter's mad, his eyes glow blue.
At 20:18, Linda asks Jupiter "What are your kinks?", Jupiter likes sucking on tits.
At 22:08, Linda asks if he acts out his retardation in a relationship, to which Jupiter says "I can transfer my powers through a bite or DNA". Jupiter can bring inanimate objects to life with his blood. Jupiter is a combat specialist.
At 24:08, Linda asks Jupiter if he's ever used his powers before, he says he sperged out so hard that his ex girlfriend ended up holding a cross.
Fit check
this dude fucks children
picture is blurry as fuck but look at that mattress lol
At 29:04, Linda brings up a good point on how everytime that Linda brings up something sexual to do, Jupiter always has to mention his sister. Jupiter replies with "oh, it's just a bad habit I have"
At 29:33, Jupiter doxes a woman named "Paige Hoagland" that had sex with her but she pressed rape charges after Jupiter's little sister told the victim to go to the police.
At 9:17, Jupiter is trying to take off a necklace his sister got him. Linda says "oh yeah, take it of--" before stopping himself. Jupiter slightly blushes and asks Linda for his Facebook.
At 10:05, Jupiter claims that back in high school, he used to run with a group of "hackers" called "The Nerd Brigade" because they were a bunch of computer nerds (how original). Jupiter was the guy who running missions or gathering intel. He sold and bought intel from people. The founder of the group went to fuck off and left Jupiter in charge of the hacking group. Some person named Skyler who's a friend turned rival, took power from him. Jupiter called it a guild but in his words, he says "it was a guild that turned into a group of punks."
Jupiter claims they made a lot of money being uber elite haxors, but now Jupiter spends his time reading shit about paranormal stuff and the multiverse. At 17:09, Jupiter was reconsidering bringing the team back for some type of political stance in the world. Think of it as that one movie trope where the gang has to get back for one more mission. Jupiter's sister will be taking over the hacking organization.
Linda responds to this by amazement and said he had a similar experience with his "pussy" and think it might've been a ghost who was a munch. If you watched the video, Linda brings up this word earlier in the video, but for anyone who isn't a zoomer, munch means pussy eater.
At 12:31, Jupiter claims to have done an exorcism in his house. He read the Book of Mormon, read the DNC (Doctrine and Covenants), and basically told the ghost to fuck off.
At 13:36, Linda asks Jupiter if he was a ghost, would he eat his pussy out. Jupiter replies with "Depends on the situation"
At 14:33, Jupiter claims his dad is a vampire while his mother is a werewolf. Linda says he's a mermaid, Jupiter replies and says "Yeah, I could tell. When I first got on this call, my neck started to itch. That's how you know when you're dealing with magical creatures"
At 15:43, Jupiter was talking to multiple women who have sent him nudes, one girl said her family hates Jupiter. Jupiter isn't into BDSM.
At 18:53, Linda asks Jupiter where would he take him on their first date, Jupiter says "Well, since you're funny and cute, I'd take you to somewhere nice, like Golden Corral"
Jupiter's eyes glow when he's horny. When Jupiter's mad, his eyes glow blue.
At 20:18, Linda asks Jupiter "What are your kinks?", Jupiter likes sucking on tits.
At 22:08, Linda asks if he acts out his retardation in a relationship, to which Jupiter says "I can transfer my powers through a bite or DNA". Jupiter can bring inanimate objects to life with his blood. Jupiter is a combat specialist.
At 24:08, Linda asks Jupiter if he's ever used his powers before, he says he sperged out so hard that his ex girlfriend ended up holding a cross.
Fit check
this dude fucks children
picture is blurry as fuck but look at that mattress lol
At 29:04, Linda brings up a good point on how everytime that Linda brings up something sexual to do, Jupiter always has to mention his sister. Jupiter replies with "oh, it's just a bad habit I have"
At 29:33, Jupiter doxes a woman named "Paige Hoagland" that had sex with her but she pressed rape charges after Jupiter's little sister told the victim to go to the police.
Here to add some more context to Jupiter's girlfriends. In a video that Jupiter has made on his channel, he talks about how he wants a woman to love him for who he is, not for what he's got. In the same video, he says the 2 women claim that he has raped/beaten them. Jupiter claims these 2 women have made Jupiter feel like less than a man. Jupiter says in this video "for some reason the police didn't believe me".
Right after making this statement, he calls his little sister a bitch. Jupiter says he loves his little sister but can't shoot her.
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Time has passed since then, rumors are that Jupiter was in jail.
Jupiter claims he only dated minors as a show. You know that funny joke of pretending to be a pedophile. He wasn't serious when he was dating them. He's tired of people calling him a pedophile, he will leave TikTok if people keep calling him that
A viewer asks Jupiter if his parents are cousins or siblings.
Jupiter likes drinking animal blood, not human blood. He uses this blood to bring inanimate objects to life, he has "children" which consists of MLP toys. He fucks the toys, nuts inside of them and uses magic to raise the "child".
Jupiter tells the story of how a female named "Lance" pissed Jupiter off so much, he almost ate Lance.
Towards the end of the video, Linda duets with some beaner who talks to Jupiter. Beaner is trolling Jupiter by pretending to be scared by him.
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Linda and Jupiter speak again, Linda has a bunch of questions to ask Jupiter
L: "Does it lean to the left, right, or not at all"
J: "It doesn't lean, if it's hard, it stands up straight"
L: "What magical creatures can you not stand?"
Jupiter says Unicorns, fish, and dragons but tells a childhood story on how he raised chickens and roosters on a farm, family got upset at the rooster being a rooster, so the brothers decided to kill the rooster.
L: "What's your net worth?"
J: "I have zero dollars to my name"
L: "When are you gonna get this coochie"
J: "I don't know, I don't have a car or license"
Jupiter talks about the pedophile allegations, says "I blocked everyone on Discord because I didn't want to keep being set up"
Jupiter is horny for Linda.
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Jupiter is cheating on Linda with a girl named Abby. Video is kinda boring, talks about Jupiter's "magical powers"
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Right after making this statement, he calls his little sister a bitch. Jupiter says he loves his little sister but can't shoot her.
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Time has passed since then, rumors are that Jupiter was in jail.
Jupiter claims he only dated minors as a show. You know that funny joke of pretending to be a pedophile. He wasn't serious when he was dating them. He's tired of people calling him a pedophile, he will leave TikTok if people keep calling him that
A viewer asks Jupiter if his parents are cousins or siblings.
Jupiter likes drinking animal blood, not human blood. He uses this blood to bring inanimate objects to life, he has "children" which consists of MLP toys. He fucks the toys, nuts inside of them and uses magic to raise the "child".
Jupiter tells the story of how a female named "Lance" pissed Jupiter off so much, he almost ate Lance.
Towards the end of the video, Linda duets with some beaner who talks to Jupiter. Beaner is trolling Jupiter by pretending to be scared by him.
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Linda and Jupiter speak again, Linda has a bunch of questions to ask Jupiter
L: "Does it lean to the left, right, or not at all"
J: "It doesn't lean, if it's hard, it stands up straight"
L: "What magical creatures can you not stand?"
Jupiter says Unicorns, fish, and dragons but tells a childhood story on how he raised chickens and roosters on a farm, family got upset at the rooster being a rooster, so the brothers decided to kill the rooster.
L: "What's your net worth?"
J: "I have zero dollars to my name"
L: "When are you gonna get this coochie"
J: "I don't know, I don't have a car or license"
Jupiter talks about the pedophile allegations, says "I blocked everyone on Discord because I didn't want to keep being set up"
Jupiter is horny for Linda.
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Jupiter is cheating on Linda with a girl named Abby. Video is kinda boring, talks about Jupiter's "magical powers"
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On Feb 8th, 2024, @Osama Bin Laden went into the Linda Binda (fan) Discord server. Upon discovery, Osama found that there were multiple minors along with adults in this server, discussing about hunting a pedophile down.
This was Linda's excuse as to why Jupiter isn't in jail and why he touches the poop.
Linda Binda sells Discord memberships in order to get access to supporter only chats
Linda claims you have to be 18+ to talk about Jupiter on his Discord server, but with a press of 2 buttons, you can completely curicumvent that
Linda's fanbase (whom mainly consists of minors and middle aged women) celebrating over constantly taking down Jupiter's livestreams/accounts
On April 1st, YouTuber "Evil White Bowser" used my posts as a source of Linda's weird behavior
This was Linda Binda's response to the allegations
After this, many streams happened investigating Linda's content and Discord
On March 4th, 2024, Linda posts an advertisement for his Discord (Archive)
A clip of Jupiter was posted when Linda asked Jupiter "What is your deepest darkest fantasy?", which Jupiter casually replies with "To watch all those who have wronged me die by my hand". Jupiter claims he was set up when responding to the pedophile allegations. He said he couldn't think straight and was "high on nicotine". In this video/interview, Jupiter's brother has charges relating to pedophilia.
A few days ago I've discovered Jupiter's YouTube
I don't have a perfect place to put this but this is a section in itself. If you're wondering on how I know so much about Jupiter, his YouTube is a great source of discovering tidbits of his life and him skitzorecording. I'm purely going to dedicate this section as the paranormal section because this nigga has so many ghost related content, I would be a retard for not including it
If you don't want to watch a fat pedo retard skitzorecord ghosts, I'll explain his paranormal videos with a few words. "holy shit i think somebody just touched me", "please be real so i don't look insane" "yeah there's some creepy shit going on"
Turns out there's some context to this video that I didn't know before. So, this video is made after a TikTok account by the name of "cobrinpannell1998" was created to expose Jupiter. Jupiter goes on a multi-video sperg on how people are trying to copy him, he's the OG Jupiter, and how there can only be one Jupiter. Jupiter has tried being friends with CP1998 (lol) but anon clearly doesn't want to be friends with him.
To give context to this, Jupiter was talking to someone who he believed to be a 14/15 year old girl. Linda gives context at the end of the video but interesting to see what someone will say when they are horny for a child
Linda has made a multi part series on the evidence surrounding Jupiter's talks with minors, it seems that most of it was taken down by TikTok.
This is the infamous July 4th apology video, where Jupiter in an anime-style way admits he's a pedophile.
Of course, like any pedophile, he's going to reoffend.
Jupiter going on live with a literal child despite being a sex offender
Watching Linda Binda's interviews with Jupiter is interesting to say the least, he says some real skitzo shit. One where he says human blood is a drug, enough to get him addicted
On July 8th, 2023, Nampa Police issued a search warrant at the address Jupiter was residing in for Internet Crimes Against Children.
This is the most recent video of Jupiter
On February 11th, 2024, Jupiter went live with Nick Nobody, Cow Wrangler, and Spooky. Jupiter confessed to sending nudes to a minor.
On March 23rd, 2024, Jupiter is still posting on TikTok. Jupiter stopped posting because he had to pay his phone bill. He isn't a pedophile so don't call him one. He's trying to break the cycle. Jupiter confirms that he abused his sister, but claims he's a changed person now and doesn't try to bring up the situation. Jupiter wants to make content to inspire people.
There's also another A-Log named Flea, a mom who's a recovering alcoholic
On March 24th, 2024, Jupiter gets on a call with KiwiTapes under the pretense of helping Kiwi with his haunted house. A call where he would admit to deleting evidence of him talking with underaged children but not admitting to owning child porn.
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2nd TikTok (Archive)
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