Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Joggin Noggin]

MAKE THEM ENTERTAINING.

Whoa there. Asking Nick to actually have to work somewhat hard to entertain people? CONSISTENTLY? Why are you asking for such Herculean task?

Also in Rumble news, and I apologize if someone posted this earleir in the thread and I somehow missed it. I stumbled upon a video talking about Rumble views in relation to Crowder as the focus.
Youtube Link

TL;DR: Rumble allows for pre-stream videos to be shown to people who tune in prior to a streamer going live. These pre-stream videos loop constantly until the stream goes live. Rumble counts ~15 seconds of retention on these preview videos as a view and every single loop of this video is counted as a separate viewer. If done correctly, you could really juice one's viewcount the same way people used to do with YouTube ads (e.g. Tai Lopez and his garage video).

I'm not sure how applicable this is to Rackets as I've maybe tuned into 10-15 Rumble streams right when he first moved over and can't remember any pre-stream videos, but I wonder how many views Nick may have been credited with due to Rumble's apparent way of handling viewcount. Maybe those of you who still actively tune into his stream can say whether this matters at all or not.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Sorry, I couldn’t figure out how to just tag you. What was Locals doing? This was around 3:19:15
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Yes, he should be very afraid of a man that uses a balldo and is an active cuckold. All men fear that.

 

[Durka Lurka]

Can a man not die of Cancer AIDS peacefully without faggot crying for him to get involved in their gay drama

 

[TexOffender]

The next arc has begun.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- Nick told Mandy to e-mail him for 'not legal advice'.. He gets a lot of contact from fans who want him to represent them. He explained he does not take cases becuase of ethics: he would have to charge more than what he is worth and would lose money or not be worth the charged rate to the clients.

Based on last night's superberry numbers, if he doesn't get renewed by Rumble it won't be that way for long.

Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.

He could cook something besides ramen. Or you know. Boil some eggs.

because he had a wound on his bum.

Hemorrhoids. Probably because he spends his whole day sitting and/or getting pegged.

Nick drinks becuase he likes the taste of whiskey--not the drunkenness.

Nick is a parody of alcoholics everywhere.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

He said that? He had multiple lengthy rants, when Dick was on that 7 hour stream, going on and on about all of Eric's supposed nefarious behavior behind the scenes, and it was all based on those DMs alone?! Can you please point me to where he said this?

I've watched so many Elissa clips over the last couple of days, but I found it.

I still don't know where the claim about July having a tiered blacklist comes from, I bet he will memory hole it.

Re-watching this to find the mention was painful. He can't even manage not to contradict himself for a few minutes.

• He says quality and story don't matter, then he says ISOM #2 didn't sell as well as issue #1 because the story was bad.
• Then he brings up Chuck Dixon (and how much he loves him), says he's a great writer, proceeds to shit talk Dixon about the sales of his recent books, then he says Dixon's Rippaverse book (Alphacore) won't sell as well because it's not called ISOM.
• He even goes out of his way to defend the retard that went to Knox's grave, saying he didn't piss or shit on the grave and just took a picture, just like any picture you can find on google, even though people have pointed out the liquid in the second picture.

I honestly don't understand what non-hate watchers get out of these streams. Between this stuff, the maniacal laughter when talking about the Greer appeal and the gleeful smile back when Clairebere got hacked, do his regular watchers still look at him like an honest man with valuable insight and a staunch free speech defender?

EDIT: Not even mentioning the Kalea messages where he wishes death on Elissa, because I guess you can argue his audience hasn't seen those.

 

[Strix454]

Because if that's true, maybe Nick has nothing to worry about in terms of having his contract reviewed afterall. If Rumble will give RotC a contract, that suggests they have extremely low standards. Standards that even Nick might manage to meet in his current state.

The standards for getting "a" contract with rumble are not high. The difficult thing is getting a contract from rumble that pays big money to the content creator. I have no doubt that Nick's contract will be renewed. But probably on far, far less generous terms financially for him.

When Rumble had that image of their streaming personalities months ago where Nick's head got put in the very back behind the two black guys, mersh and royce were left off entirely.

Nick had destroyed his brand and his appeal. People warned him this was going to happen and now it has. He can't go back to his old content because his old audience is mostly gone and his new audience just wants degenerate nick. The trap he is in is that if he tries to make better content, he will actually lose audience for a long time before there is any chance of improvement. Its also very possible that there is no way back for him no matter what he does. There are all kinds of internet personalities who have walked this same road and never come back.

It will all go on. But with way less money and a constant flat or downward trajectory.

People who confuse luck with brains can get into a whole lot of trouble.

Nick is beginning to learn that lesson.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

There is this old practice in seedy bars in my country where the bartender would pick a rag and clean the alcohol off the surface of the bar, and then squeeze the rag into a glass to sell very cheap for desperate drunkards.

Nick licking the bottle reminded me of this, I don't know why.

 

[Neetorino]

Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.

Hmm I wonder if there's any kind of content he could do during the day, maybe make a little extra money? Surely not, the grift-pope would have come up with something by now, given his massive brain and all. Did you see those brain-veins when he was ranting at Josh? Proof of big brain right there. Anyways surely he could do something in the mornings aside from reply-guy on twitter all day. Maybe clean the kitchen? That'd certainly take a load off our wife's back!
Not the same way as if he licked that load off himself, but helpful nonetheless.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

 

[Strix454]

I still don't know where the claim about July having a tiered blacklist comes from,

Vito. Its a misinterpretation of some video July did about detractors.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Why does he repeatedly mention taking a piss? Does he want Null to piss in his mouth or something?

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Master crowdfunder Rekieta to the rescue!

Vito. Its a misinterpretation of some video July did about detractors.

Are you for real? It's not even from some super secret communication Rekieta had with one of July's crew?

 

[newuser131]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

null doesn't need balldo man.

i would not be shocked, when we enter the divorce arc for the storyline, that nick is abusive towards kayla. whether it be verbal or physical, neither would surprise me.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Heartwarming, the continued inability to put down the whiskey glass adds a nice touch.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick had destroyed his brand and his appeal. People warned him this was going to happen and now it has.

Yes but we said it like faggots so it's our fault he nuked his own streaming career. How could he take advice from stupid faggots?

Heartwarming, the continued inability to put down the whiskey glass adds a nice touch.

It's like a little security blanket.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

"YOU NEED ME JERSH! YOU NEED ME! WHY WON'T YOU MESSAGE ME BACK JERSH! I only called you an autistic faggot Jersh! You're so fucking stupid!" ~chirp~ "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?"

@Null I never expected Nick to become your crazy ex-girlfriend. He's bouncing back and forth between saying he'll help you and insulting you.

Edit: " "

 

[Captain Manning]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

My God this is soooo greasy.

He's trying to say "Look, I agree Greer's lawsuit is frivolous! See? See! Just like mine! Put on the Balldo Null, write me back, agree that Monty is a child molester, and I shall help you! PLEASE!"

The last thing Null should want is Rekieta's help. He'll fuck shit up so bad, Null were be sentenced to death and everybody on this site who ever laughed at Greer will be sent to a re-education camp. Null said yesterday on MATI he already has a legal team. Give it up, Nick. You sound pathetic.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

The last thing Null should want is Rekieta's help. He'll fuck shit up so bad, Null were be sentenced to death and everybody on this site who ever laughed at Greer will be sent to a re-education camp. Null said yesterday on MATI he already has a legal team. Give it up, Nick. You sound pathetic.

Look, you don't understand. Nick is a social media genius and he could crowdfund the shit out this. What? He couldn't do that for his own lolsuit? Well that's just because he didn't even want to start that givesendgo, people asked him to do it so it doesn't count. Nick could help Null so much if only Null would sweep up his thread for him. He only wants the best for Null even though he thinks he's a faggot retard who should lose to Greer, but hey he loves him and he can definitely help him.

 

[Strix454]

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Again, Nick took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

Null said to him, “Away from me, Nick! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’

Then the Nick left him, and farmers came and attended him.